Smartass Stories

Emerald Rose was a simple girl with secrets. She never dreamed of a prince coming to sweep her off her feet, and have that big white fluffy wedding. Not at all, Emerald was a independent hot fiery girl who loves to party, fight, dance a lot of crazy stuff that a daughter of two very well known parents shouldn't like to do. But her parents hopes marrying her off will help tame her wild fire she has going on. "Emmy dads gonna kill you! Dont you know he was up all night trying to figure out how to make that settlement? And with Strange Layer the biggest company!" "It was dumb he would make a fool of himself. He needs to know how to reel them in. I did what was needed Dammy, now move!" Khi-La Strange was the heir to his grandfathers fortune Strange Layer Corp. His grandfather is giving him the company under two conditions. Khi-La is to marry a girl his grandfather approves of and have an heir within the same year. "grandfather is that really necessary for me to marry and have a heir? And why do you get a choice!" "I can always give this company to your sister. She at least knows how to keep business and pleasure separate." "Fine. Old man I'll do it."

Nellie never paid much attention to people around her and their situation. She didn't even bother glancing at them. That all changes when she meets a snarky alcoholic man that sits near her building that leaves an impression that never left. How will this man change her and what role is he going to play for Nellie? This story is mostly about addiction, life struggles, and love. So please beware before reading. Also there's cursing as well. ~~~ I will try and update every month. Sorry for the slow process, this is my first book and I have to deal with school. So try and not mind the misspells and bad grammar.

In order to atone for the wrong she had done, Renatta swore that her best friend and soulmate will die by her hands. For ten years she hunted her, and lived a life of loneliness and detachment to punish herself. What she did not expect was getting involved with a group of demon hunters and having her life plagued by creatures and not-so-ordinary people who didn't understand the concept of 'personal boundaries'.

Collections of funny and inspirational quotes from unknown and famous people in the in the internet. Sometimes I do my own. Hope this book will inspire you as it did to me.:)

As stubborn as he is tough, Liam just wants to help out a friend out of a protection racket. Before he knows it, he is holding a deed, a gun that sings, and has a demon stalking him through the suddenly empty subway station. With visceral combat and wisecracking that can only come from someone not quite all there, Fallen Star Rising is the first part of a (overly)ambitious writing project. Just a little more detail: Kung fu? We got that. Smartass protagonist that makes impulsive decisions? Yup. A deep and involved world that doesn't quite make sense? Of course. Magic that lurks quietly in the peripheral vision? Sure.

This story will take inside the life of a living, breathing smartass, yes the ones who annoy you with their wit and sarcasm. But this isn't any other smartass. This is the life of Nirvana Montgomery and shes like no other smartass. Eventually all smartasses get partners and move on. But Nirvana is dead set on a happy life..with three cats. What happens when a boy comes out of the blue uninvited? Will things turn for the better? Or for the worst?

5 brothers, 1 sister, what could go wrong? -------------------------------------------------- Last year was the most difficult for Lysandria, it was full of torment, pain and heartache. It's now a new year and she's determined to enjoy the fresh start with her 5 irritating, crazy, overprotective brothers helping her along the way. But are her plans ruined when a 'person turned stalker' appears with possible answers to her parents tragic death, the incident that caused the scars on her back. Will Lysandria and her brothers get answers to ease their heartache or will it just make it worse? --------------------------------------------------

Smartass remarks are all in this book. Read if you dare.

"Ne yn-Chan u see that?" "Ofcourse I did naru, you were amazing!" × "Hn, I guess you are pretty strong............for a girl" "Uh.......are u good duckass?" "Will you be my companion?" "Forever and always weasel-kun" × "I think you are deserving of being strong........that is you're destiny yn" "Then let's get strong together neji" × "You are stronger than I expected...." "And u are weaker than I expected madara-sama" × "Yn-chan, you are so cool!" "Thank you pinky, you did really well too" × and much more............... CRACK TREATED WAY TOO SERIOUSLY! DISCLAIMERS- I do NOT own Naruto, Masashi kishimoto does, this is completely my imagination English isn't exactly a strong point of mine, so bear with me

Hi, my name is Alexes, and yes I know it's usually spelled Alexis.... but get over it my name had an e in it. Anywho, I have two personalities, and normally you would straight away think "Damn it, she's got DID (dissociative identity disorder)" but no I don't, I honestly just don't know who I really am... In one personality, I'm shy, quiet, hate being the center of attention, hate my body with passion and have so much anxiety it would make your head spin, with a lack of confidence In the other one though, I'm a complete badass (well I like to think so), I will jump at the opportunity to go and do something crazy, I'm loud, will say whatever is on my mind with no filter, and have an enormous amount of confidence I know what your thinking, "how can she have these two personalities that are completely different?" well let's be honest again I have no idea I guess it's just who I am. But let me tell you one thing, there is one thing both personalities have in common, I'm a completely sarcastic bitch that makes smart ass remarks every chance I get. And this is my story.

what happens when stiles finally snapped and is now full of attitude and doesn't care anymore ~ takes place after Nogitsune

Danielle and Reece Danielle bridges is a very strong headed girl who will not let anyone tell her what to do.but not rebellious, she gets straight A's but not a good girl either. she has a twin brother named Ethan, they are very close since their father was killed in an accident. Reece turner a player and an old friend or should i say old boyfriend of Danielle's, and Ethan's old best-friend. he toys with girls, hooks up with them and then leaves them to wallow in their heartbreak. shes no good girl but not a bad girl shes normal.

The story of two people who are completely different but there is something deep inside them that makes them fall in love.Because sometimes the first impression is wrong... Lauren Moore. One of the popular girls in her school,but no one except from her best friend Scott knows her secrets. What happens when Lauren meets Mark? He gives her this tingly feeling that shouts "Trust me". Will she trust him? A "forbidden" love. A secret that is worse than pretty little liars' secret and the school's communitty.No one is normal.None is good.None is bad.So its complicated.

"She was terrified of getting close to anyone, so she pushed them all away." Some people in this world crave attention. They need it like they need oxygen. Then there are the people like Willow Parker. Loner. Anti-social. Nerd. Unwanted loser. Girl that sits at the back of the class. She could care less about social standards, though. In fact, she is too busy hiding an ugly secret. Then when things can't possibly get any worse, she is forced to tutor the schools bad boy, Damon Hemsworth. Will Willow fall for his charm? Or will she end up breaking even more?

Peter admitted that after studying for three years, he is ready to invite his dad on campus. Nobody expected what happened during the visit and how it all ended. Words: 3179

Bella,Mckeyla,Taylor,Skylar,Clair,Izzi names I have abided by.I have 10 001 ID's but no one except my partner in crime knows my actual name...Grace who I call Gray,my sister,my only family...See I was an orphan by the age of 4 living of scraps on the street until a nice lady came by and provided shelter and thats where I met my sister. I am a 17 year old girl with black hair and mysterious hazel eyes.With a tan like skin tone.

Lucy is an average teen...... Oh, wait, she isn't an 'average' teen! Her mind isn't like others and she always wants to hurt someone.........

Tim knew something was off when he read 'New York's Very Own Justice League? The Avengers..' Tony knew something was off when he woke up in freaking Gotham of all places also when he looked in the mirror and saw 25 year old him staring back.

They worked side by side through the warm days, and in the evenings. They use to traveled to the shore where only few people will see them and won't care where they are going. The families live an extra ordinary life, behind the shores. They are not billionaire but they can drive Ferrari, don't have enough money, but they get want they want. No permanent address, but have a very own safe house. They only work for money and being paid by corporate leaders.