Badmouth (g x g)
Badmouthed Fran, who's turning twenty on November third, is sent to the office of the guidance counselor by her professor, Mrs. Goldie, in a desperate attempt of 'intervention'. Mary, a lady who has a light and cheery aura, is Juniper's new counselor. Denying the fact the Fran was a handful would cause the baddest hyenas to laugh, and this troublemaker was now Mary's new problem.
While the two of them deal with earthly problems, they can't help but confide to each other. Seeing a bitter heart mend and a lonely soul be filled, witness as the weirdest, wildest, and even the saddest situations draw the two together. From counselor and counseled, bad friend and weird friend, to each other's wing women.
But here's the catch: Fran liked girls, Mary didn't. Mary's only rule was: do not, I mean, never ever, fall in love with me.