update:: this was written about two years ago, the writing is quite bad, I apologize in advance
"do you love me phil ?"
"maybe i do"
THIS ISNT GAY ENOUGH
CRANK UP THAT GAYNESS METER BOI *turns up gay-o-meter*
I thought this was a weird way of saying when he came out as transgender
Ok but I do the exact same thing with coffee in the morning for the exact same reason
My friend used to be like this and it breaks my heart when I remember
lmao if drinks let out smoke instead of steam i'd be dead
(quite literally actually i have asthma)
(check your privilege)
But make sure Phil is tops because when dan is tops that's an issue that I would punch anyone for