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My Happy Little Pill (Phan)

My Happy Little Pill (Phan)

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Emma By thenightlockfox Completed

Dan Howell and Phil Lester have said over and over that "Phan" is not real, and they have never been in a relationship together. They swear it; not even once.

But behind the YouTube videos, BBC 1 radio shows and YouNows, what do Dan and Phil do in their private time? Are the fan-theories closer to the truth than Dan and Phil would like to even admit?

With so much information about their lives available on the Internet, can they be allowed to keep one little secret?

(also this fic includes a rad music playlist)

WARNING: CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE, SEXUAL SITUATIONS, THEMES OF SUICIDE & SELF HARM. IT MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR YOUNGER READERS.

** Note: Not all images used in this fanfic are made by me, and credit goes to anyone who made them. **

Same I would die for dan and Phil because I don't want to live in a world without them so when they die I'll probably be like bye 👋
Nothing dan tried to prank you he ended up liking it and got a boner. You know no biggie
justaskash justaskash Jul 11, 2016
how about you tell us of these 'events of the past' just to make sure your theory was correct of course
I'm literally just sitting in my bed a 12am dying laughing from these freaking comments. I think I might choke.
Don't mind me, just making reptilian noises and hyperventilating. You should this is a usual Sunday for me.
Oh nothing Phil, just Dan tried to prank you then got a boner. Nothing unusual, just the norm.