Dirk X Reader (LEMON)

Dirk X Reader (LEMON)

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DragonessZombitch By DragonessZombii Updated Jul 28

You and Dirk are hangin' out on a normal Friday night. Xbox, Wii, and many many pizzas later, you two decide to change things up a little. You have been warned, there is definitely going to be some lemons up in here!

  • dirkstrider
  • dirkxreader
  • homestuck
  • lemon
  • romance
I have a kink of people taking control o(╥﹏╥)o halp me
_SmolEgg_ _SmolEgg_ Jul 30
How many people read that as "are you fcking me strider" instead?
This turned from adorable to hot to adorable to hot then to adorable again. How the fu-
This is the first fanfic I've read that includes a condom wow
Heart: HELP IM DROWNING HERE!!! GIMMIE A LIFEBOAT,  I DONT CARE IF ITS THE TINIEST LIFEBOAT FULL OF PEOPLE I KNOW.!!!
OK. So ironically.I'm eating pizza. A whole pizza to myself.