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Not On Fire (Phan AU)

Not On Fire (Phan AU)

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lyssa By ctrling Updated 7 days ago

Dan Howell is not on fire . . .

Dan doesn't do friends. He hangs out with Louise because it makes his parents happy, sets fires in his free time to keep his anger at bay, tries his best to go unnoticed, and dreams of the day when he'll go off to college in a completely different state with new people. Phil Lester, the new guy with a police officer for a father, is definitely not, in any way, a part of his plan. 

But Louise has a different plan for him, one with befriending Phil Lester at the top of Things He Absolutely Must Do, despite how he feels about the situation. And every single time he turns around, it seems she has a new idea to help the budding friendship.

Now, Dan's struggling to please Louise and his parents, maintain good grades that will get him into a good college, and find time to do the one thing that actually calms him down. 

So maybe being an arsonist in high school wasn't one of his better ideas. 

. . . but everything around him is.

fairlylocalpotato fairlylocalpotato Aug 10, 2016
What's next? The treehouse? For some reason is there gas on your hands?
_PanicAtThePityParty _PanicAtThePityParty Dec 08, 2016
                              This is amazing. No pun intended. 
                              Like mckkdakfkodoskskfjdkxk yessssss.
*In Tyler Joseph's voice* Temperature is droppin, temperature is droppin. I'm not sure if I can *pause* see this ever stoppin
adorabledjh adorabledjh Jan 12
this was literally written on archiveofourown did you steal their story
megashiper megashiper Oct 09, 2016
Anyone got any idea's to burn energy? I am hyper on sweets right now heh...... Anyone got anything i could do? I ate like a cup full and now i feel as if i'm shaking from too much sugar...... HaLp