Audrey Clarke has learned from experience that boys are nothing but douche bags who break hearts. It took her about 4 broken hearts to realize it. In second grade her crush, Jimmy Lanner gave his macaroni necklace to Ashley Young, which resulted in a mental breakdown and a temper tantrum. In seventh grade, Kevin Goldberg broke up with her after he saw her period leak, unfortunately she was wearing a white mini skirt. In Freshman year, Ethan Montak broke up with her after she refused to show him the balls of fat on her chest (boobs, if you didn't catch my drift). And in Sophomore year, Blake West cheated on her with her sister. So yeah, you could say she got a bit antsy when she caught the attention of her new school's designated heart breaker.