Everyone Died + My iPhone Stopped Working: An Oral History of The Robot Apocalypse #Wattys2015

Everyone Died + My iPhone Stopped Working: An Oral History of The Robot Apocalypse #Wattys2015

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AaronRubicon By AaronRubicon Updated Oct 01, 2016

*****WATTYS 2015 WINNER!*****

WATTPAD STAFF PICK (9/7/15)

In the end, the robots win. 

But you already knew that.

"Everyone Died + My iPhone Stopped Working" is a collection of short interviews with some of the survivors. People who have tremendous insight into the rise of Artificially Intelligent machines or, more often, don't.

Why did the robots rise up? What did they want? Why couldn't they be stopped? Can they be stopped now? Is humanity doomed? And what the f--k is going on with the squirrels?

You will get the answers to all of these questions. Or some of these questions. Or none of these questions. We'll see.

I will be updating this once a week until I run out of stuff that I find funny. Then I'm done.

Cover art courtesy of the hilarious and ridiculously talented Dave Pressler. (http://www.davepresslerart.com)

We're all like Lucas, because we're reading books on an app.
                              
                              So... Good luck with the apocalypse guys
Oh yeah I'm totally not like Lucas what *sweats profusely and retreats, laughing nervously*
Everyone is throwing dirt on the Lucas guy and I'm here like
                              
                              "I applaud this guy, he will go places"
Lucas is probably dead.
                              "I TOLD YOU TO GET ON OUR DAMN LEVEL LUCAS"
jamenie123 jamenie123 Aug 07
I read intern as kitten at first.
                              Idk how that even happened
dang... you only have one? EVERYONE who is useful to me is kept in a cage beside my desk