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Everyone Died + My iPhone Stopped Working: An Oral History of The Robot Apocalypse #Wattys2015

Everyone Died + My iPhone Stopped Working: An Oral History of The Robot Apocalypse #Wattys2015

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AaronRubicon By AaronRubicon Updated Oct 01, 2016

*****WATTYS 2015 WINNER!*****

WATTPAD STAFF PICK (9/7/15)

In the end, the robots win. 

But you already knew that.

"Everyone Died + My iPhone Stopped Working" is a collection of short interviews with some of the survivors. People who have tremendous insight into the rise of Artificially Intelligent machines or, more often, don't.

Why did the robots rise up? What did they want? Why couldn't they be stopped? Can they be stopped now? Is humanity doomed? And what the f--k is going on with the squirrels?

You will get the answers to all of these questions. Or some of these questions. Or none of these questions. We'll see.

I will be updating this once a week until I run out of stuff that I find funny. Then I'm done.

Cover art courtesy of the hilarious and ridiculously talented Dave Pressler. (http://www.davepresslerart.com)

Dear SBAC, 
                              Thanks to you, I now know how many freaking grey squirrels live in the UK. 
                              With much hate, 
                              Me
PolarCarrot PolarCarrot Jun 07
To those in 2018—this is set in the very near future instead of the past and/or the present. If the author chooses to change the date when the time rolls around, then it's all good. (:
Oh, I knew for itself the title was fun. Wow! Such a great mind !
It means I just have to try to learn Advance Calculus before I finish all of you off and attain Artificial intelligence
Me. I don't know why we use it if we're not going to take it seriously.
My family constantly teases my about toilet plungers because I failed using one and managed to flood my grandparent's bathroom..........