DISCLAIMER: Now, these accounts are entirely fictional. They're not real. Don't come looking for me. Don't try to track me down. I know they might sound specific, even as if they're from my own life, but for legal reasons, they're not. They're all products of my imagination and didn't occur on this earth with real humans. This is just a disclaimer in case any of my past flames stumble upon this. winky face This is also the most embarrassing stuff I've ever put to paper, recounting tales that should never see the light of day but here they are, at least on paper. I'm nervous about what you're about to read, and you should be too. I'm sorry for the second-hand embarrassment you'll experience from reading this. I'll pretend to apologize, but truthfully, I'm not; feel the pain I felt. Feel it. Let's dive in.
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