The future is shitty. There are no laws. Nomus are everywhere. Everyones mostly dead. The people who aren't try to kill everything that move and life is not worth living. Izuku doesn't mind dying honestly. But he'd rather not die in a boring way. He wants to go out guns blazing. Just when it seems his wish my be granted, some asshole has to save him. Next thing he knows he's 14 again and has a second chance at life. Oh fuck it. Whiles he's there he might as well save the world and meet up with the love of his life. What could go wrong? Or: The one crack time travel fic where Izuku couldn't care less and always breaks the fourth wall