TRASHSCARF HAS MOVED TO ROYAL ROAD, same name, same author. Thanks! A cheerful, funny, cozy sort of whimsical fantasy, like Hitch-Hiker's Guide/Discworld. No smut, just some bad puns and dumb jokes, lots of obscure references, some actual Interesting Facts, a bit of Discordian philosophy, and a guy with a talking mustache. If you'd like to see this story continue, drop me a note! Thanks!
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