"Gah! What the hell am I writing?!" yelled Lucy, looking down at the page in front of her in utter dismay. How had reading one magazine led to her writing a thirty-page fanfiction about Sting and Rogue, who, honestly, she did not know that well? This is the story of what happened to a certain pair of white and shadow dragon slayers when a crazy pinkette and his blue cat got their hands on a particularly interesting document of Lucy's and decided to share it with the world.