Comebacks Are My Second Language

Comebacks Are My Second Language

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Clarey By Clareeey37 Completed

100 Awesome Comebacks for your pleasure :-)

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  • comeback
  • comebacks
  • funny
  • haha
  • language
  • lines
  • lol
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The title is so true. Comebacks is my second language while sarcasm is my first.😉
ImYourDecember ImYourDecember Feb 22, 2016
Hahaha... I badly need this one against my siblings and morons.
JshanLopez JshanLopez Oct 02, 2015
I have one: 
                              You got more balls than hungry hippo
                              ( sorry my English is bad) ;)
jordanbare_it jordanbare_it Sep 09, 2015
*Girl: starts spreading rumors. *you: it's good to see you have a hobby spreading things besides your legs
RebornMovie09564 RebornMovie09564 Jul 09, 2015
I need to be popular but unique, hip but not. Normal but weird? Any ideas, ladies/gents?
-NightShadow- -NightShadow- Jun 18, 2015
I will literally read all of this but when I actually need to use one i will forget and the remember after the comeback is not needed.