Mum: Son, a little birdie told me that you have been doing drugs.
Me: It seems to me that the only person who has been doing drugs is you, since apparently you talk to birds.
Comebacks Are My Second Language
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**WANT A FOLLOW BACK?**
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WATTYS 2015
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**NEW BOOK**
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2 MILLION READS!!!
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**AUTHORS NOTE**
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