If Bella Had Personality
If Bella Swan Had Personality...
......and if pigs could fly, if a Wattpadder could get a book read without spamming thousands of threads, and if Stephanie Meyer had acquired beyond a fifth grade vocabulary...(you get the idea).
Join Bella Swan, an average 600-pound teenage girl in serious denial, as she battles/smooches overgrown mosquitoes, flirts with lovesick wolf-mutt hybrids, and deals with the normal problems that come with falling in love, such as making sure her lover doesn't completely devour all 600 pounds of her. A slightly more fascinating and believable version of the "literary masterpiece", Twilight.
(Yes, this is a parody, and yes, that is a toilet on the cover).