Pointless Stories

2020

A pointless book without a point written about pointless things

oof Why Did I Get Rankings For This? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 12 in pointless~Jan 13

Joe Mazzello, Y/N L/N, Richie Tozier, and Eddie Kaspbrak go to High School. Pretty much enough said, amiright? A drama/comedy involving my two greatest obsessions. And don't forget to give my bff some love! @Heliopawse

Answering some questions.

Have you ever been dragged to a social event against your own will and were forced to hold conversation with the people around you? Do you wonder how people on T.V make talking to people look so easy? Are you sick and tired of living in your mothers basement while she tells you constantly how you need to grow up and get a job? If so, then you may be what experts (like me) call an awkward potato. Hi, my name is Lloyd. I know you are probably experiencing some shock. An awkward potato? Me? but I assure you, It will be alright. There are a bunch of awkward potatoes who turn out almost normal! Take me for example. I went from being an uncomfortable sweaty teenager to an uncomfortable sweaty teenager with peace of mind almost overnight! How, you ask? It is really quite simple. You see, I am one of the few blessed people on this website who are aware of the power of haikus. And you too can be blessed with the peace and fun of counting every syllable and making sure I know what I'm doing. This book is full of haikus for awkward potatoes by an awkward potato. So say your thanks to the great god Apollo, and let us begin.

I well post random pics because why not?

Hello there! I got tagged in something so I realized I have nowhere to put stuff like that! Anyhoo, I'll probably fill this with future tags, random thoughts, stories, opinions or even some daydreams. Little fact about me- I'm a maladaptive daydreamer. For those of you who don't know, that basically means I daydream really intensly to point where I almost base my life off of when or where I could daydream. I'll do I little entry on it and go into more detail in the book. Anyways, I don't really mind if nobody reads this. I just want to have a little fun. Cover art is mine, but I basically just traced some royalty free clipart. I'm not taking credit for the shape of the drawer and I'm crediting the fact that it was clipart so please don't come at me.

these are just gonna be random little short stories to let out some emotions. I'm not expecting anyone to read them, I just need somewhere to write. Cover is from love, simon.

[i don't know why I'm making this!]

What will Brohmirr do, now that he has a chance to live the life he's always dreamt of?

A story I wrote when I was in 6th grade (2011), originally intended to make fun of storytelling in general with horrible vocabulary, hundreds of spelling errors, stupid cameos, and pointless plot. Join two guys on their quest to find the world's food. Standing in their way are many formidable foes, such as talking lamps, Giygas from Earthbound, Windows Tex-DEE, and the mythical beast, Bagel Fish-Car-Foot. -IF people find this, and want the 2nd book, I'll put that one up-

Idk

basically love facts to make you smile 😁❤️

A book about love, hate, being weird and being totally ordinary. I have no idea what it's about, and God help you if you do. Astacosia is a genus of moth in the family Arctiidae. The title came from the 'random article' feature on Wikipedia.

Just type or comment whatever Gravity Falls memes you want, this is technically not a story but eh.

Do you have a feeling that you don't have a purpose in life? Do you ever feel alone? Like no one could save you? Well get ready for this funny and action packed story of how One Direction teams up with a very special someone to save his people. Enjoy!!

Her is le book of randomness! It a book that will twist and turn in to random little things, not just any random things...but stupid stupid stupid random things........yeah