Petethelman Stories

the poetic love story between a goth and a girl who he sees as the opposite.

Originally, this was a Kenny oneshot but now it's for all my SP oneshots because uh I said so. Inconsistent updates 🙄

I recently unpublished this story since I'm not in the south park fandom anymore. I still like the show but I'm not really that much more interested in it. But if I feel...

Rush Hour. That's all I had to say as customer after customer was served. I had barely made my way back to register when I felt a tingle in my arm. I grew nervous from r...

I AM gonna update... sometime ------------ After the parents lose their jobs, the family is forced to move away to a small mountain town. Even though South Park isn't a...

Mike Makowski and Pete Thelman had never crossed paths until now. The goth had never believed in vampires, thinking they were just made up monsters by conformists, yet M...

Hi. I'm gonna actually write somethin rn. I'm tired, so the first chapter is gonna be hella short, but I'll try to make the other ones longer. I don't know when I'm goin...

-two writers -fluff no/minimum angst -Pete is 16 (junior) and Mike is 17 (senior) -coffee au Pete and Mike have been at odds for as long as they can remember. Pete a...

Pete really hates the Vampire Kids and he hates Mike the most, it's just something about him he always feel funny around the Mike, it's hate right? Mike on the other han...

Here is book 2 of Soith Park Preferences & Other Stuff! Enjoy!

Pete and Mike have always been rivals, Mike isn't totally sure why but he goes along with it. When their paired up for a theatre class, maybe their rivalry can finally c...

Hi future me again. Also might consider continuing this if people are interested:) also these are all bad I will do x readers or character x character. if you request an...

A goth kid in love with a vamp kid? That's so conformist...

Okay so the idea of this story is Mike makowski is a yandere for Pete Thelman. And there is going to be different povs sorta also it's cringe, anyways Mike is crazy and...

woweeezowee Well, this is also posted on my ao3 MIKEAMPHETAMINE this is probably something I won't be updating for a while thought I feel like wattpad could use more Pik...

"Why did he do this to me? I wasn't good enough for him?" - Pete "Pete... where are you? Why did you leave me?" - Y/n

First South Park fanfic! :D if you couldn't tell by the title, this is a Pike/Pete x Mike fanfic, I'm not really sure what I'm gonna make it about just yet but all ik is...

I have no idea what I'm doing but here's a pike story ig?? they are aged up

Cover Art Credit to sujk0823 on DeviantArt Hey it's me again, in case you never noticed, my original book got deleted. Out of nostalgia and boredom, I've decided to wri...

(Adj) exceedingly idealistic; unrealistic and impractical. You're the new kid at South Park, in an attempt to make new friends you get dragged into a game of superheroes...