Offensive Stories

I am gay so this is ok and I'm not doing it to just anyone i just think they are funny Also I try and update every 2 days I do not own anything these are all things I found on Google and are just posting on here

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Obama falls head over heels for a mysterious man wearing a black suit attending a world meeting. - COMPLETE -

A somewhat crudely written story about Helen Keller and her so called friends. This contains swearing! Not for educational purposes. But if you learn something from this, then great.

WARNING: Very offensive! If you're anti-racist, I strongly advise you to click away. Contains strong language and adult themes. You know those two characters that supposedly hate each other but end up falling in love? Well, screw them! This is a story where two opposites hate each other with a burning passion. It's their birthday wish for the other to die! Read at your own risk.

An incredible 70% of readers enjoyed this book, 40% of the time! Here in this book are the best jokes you will ever hear. It is guaranteed that you will laugh or smile at least once after reading this whole book. And lets face it jokes are a great way to make you feel better when you are sad or make your great day even better. Also I would like you to know that majority of these jokes are not mine (since my jokes are not worthy enough to be in this book). I will add jokes as I find them or as they are given to me in the comments. So add this book to your library and check it daily to find new jokes. Amazingly, 100% of the readers that put it in their library...have put it in their library.

Small town girl Maddie is in for a treat when she gets to meet her favorite band members! ATTENTION THIS BOOK IS GOING TO BE MAKING FUN OF FANGIRLS!!!! I AM DIRECTLY PICKING ON 5SOS FANS BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK NOT!!! PLEASE DONT TAKE THIS BOOK TO HEART I WROTE IT FOR COMEDY REASONS!!!!! IT WILL BE OFFENSIVE!!!!

Just funny things i've seen, heard or just made up and i want to share with you guys:)

Memes, opinions, rants, and more will be in here. Stay tuned, folks!

wah wah fuckin liberal tears

A girl gets adopted and starts to live with her stereotypical parents in Stereotopia How will she do?

We'll be pointing out some interesting things in some interesting Wattpad books. But all in all, we just give our opinions on first chapters of books on this website. Think of this book like published in-line comments. Because that's basically what it is. DISCLAIMER: We don't mean to offend any authors or fans. Most of the time one of us has usually read the book and legitimately enjoyed it.

Nigga

The Damsel Detective Roams The Streets Of Nigeria, Solving Spooky Nigerian Crimes In This Paranormal Thriller That Will Leave You Hungry For More, Just Like The Nigerians

...Jewelene Drew's the name...So you all might be wondering what the fuck is the point in this book well...This is the story of my life...Or should I say...Hell...Sounds fitting...Doesn't it?...Anyways lets get to the catch...So...Story of my life is very and I mean very personal so go on ahead ask any type of damn questions I don't give a shit about it but one thing...What's so important about this?...What are you waiting for...Reader?...

"Crawl to me" I demanded. He was gasping heavily for I could hear his breath. It made my heart flutter with ease as I watched his helpless aura fighting against his urge to not give up. "I- I am- ", his hands started scratching the ground for grip but unfortunately there wasn't enough strength left for him to use. I was enjoying his grief for a while but he chose to give up. "Ah it's so boringgggg" I nagged as I walked over his dead body. *** Born and bought up from a toxic household, Irene was diagnosed with anxiety, SAD and depression in her primary school days. So her parents decided to provide her a better lifestyle and hence Irene was sent to her aunt's house. But little does she know what awaits her. *** Content advisory: this story contains violence WEEKLY UPDATES