Nctcrack Stories

⇢ incorrect nct quotes ⤷ homophobic = DNI , since there are some quotes about ships. ⤷ non-nct ot27/ot23 = DNI , lucas-antis are not allowed here. ⤷ some of the ideas ar...

It's still random. Updates are still random. Everything is still random.

❝a crack about the dumb nct/smrookies boys❞ ｢ © ultbambam ｣ :: credits to tumblr ::

"AVENGERS ASSEMBLE! " hoseok yelled, holding up his shield, as they all reached the their destination. "first of all", yoongi started, "we're al...

with 21 people in a groupchat, craziness is just guaranteed to happen

things that nct didn't say but i'm convinced they would off-cam

HELLO EVERONE

Another one of those Nct Cracks, nothing special or is there?

this is about every nct member born in 1999 and before, focuses on nct 127 minus mark and haechan, maybe mention of wayv minus yangyang, AND I'M SORRY I DON'T KNOW A THI...

thomas the train transfers to a new railroad, his greatest enemy? that steamy and hot conductor named sicheng...

Exactly what the title says. Just little glimpses into what everyday life might be like for NCT. Including everything from pranks, fluff and craziness.

look what quarantine is doin to your girl

Idk i got bored and thought, hey...lets make a nct crack text story...and so i did hope u enjoy, and comment some suggestions! started: July 7, 2019

taeyong runs into your liquor store demanding you to help him hide. what do you do? nct au that's just crack and not proofread LOL i also know nothing abt mafias and ga...

It is just a bunch of weird photos But crack nonetheless

don't be shy read this book. some crack content I found for my fellow clownzennies :) ----------------------- #1in nctcrack {30/8/21} #1 in nctmemes {13/2/22}

"We're just a bunch of crackheads." "But I don't do crack." "Well, I guess we all know who's lying."

Doyoung brings his children with him and you will see the crazy stuff that happens