Historias de Mallcop

Wei Ying's has to work on his birthday this year. He doesn't really want to, but at least he has one friend that he can spend it with. It just happens that said friend i...

AN EXISTENTIAL PAUL BLART FAN SEQUEL. Months after Paul Blart's intense situation in Vegas, he's returned to the West Orange Pavillion Mall in bad shape as he's put on e...

Shrek and Paul Blart meet at a local library. Then, things get very.... shrexy.

All of this was made by @dotsukiloveswalls

hey!! i've noticed the lack of quality paul blart fanfics on this platform so here is the holy grail of paul blart fanfics 😩😩 essentially y/n is new to town and befrie...

kinky smut. unfinished but it's going somewhere trust me

An A.I. wrote this. Thank you.

An A.I text generating website made this so yeah enjoy

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A story about Veck Simms and a girl who escaped his cluthces

This is a collection of haikus and also poems but haikus y'know?

forgive me mortals

Reacting to strange facts and research to back them up

Yeah, I know, cringy title. Paul just discovered that there's another cop in the mall taking all his fame and popularity. How will Paul react to this situation?

Man that eats pink donuts by and stops young boys stealing panties by day Then at night makes love to silver pole with flashing lights. Cover by ImTooHot2Die Please...

The first edition of the Blartican church bible.

A time my friends sister stole a tee shirt at the mall

Come read the life in Pauli's point of view in her new schewl Pollywood Blarts, it was all a mistake at first since he was singing for his brother Blina, but he gets in...

Today I got Paul Blart and Somkey (My cat.) In Mexico. Arm wearstling.