Terrypratchett Stories

Politics is a cutthroat game, but when you're dead, it doesn't matter what they cut. And it is a dirty game, filled with the kind of people that think nothing of ruining an opponent's life, but few go so far as throwing their counterparts through windows. When Balmy Bymeadow is improbably murdered, his son, Myld, is forced to carry on his father's legacy, but, in order to do so, he must take the unprecedented course of keeping his dead father around. Aided by Finella, a uniquely talented taxidermist, her sister, Flinda, a self-appointed Fairly Gods-Mother, and Phibber Monkshot, a wily and incredibly competent civil servant, in his corner, Myld must navigate the torrid waters of politics, deal with his surprisingly mobile dead father, avoid several near-death experiences and learn what it requires to get elected in a city where politics is quite literally a life or death struggle. With a pinch of 'Yes, Minister', a dash of 'The Walking Dead', and a heaped spoonful of 'Discworld'.

"It's ineffable" A collection of one-shots for Good Omens

Have ever got stuck on a plot, a word, a scene or a story so much that you can't move forward? We as writers, believe everyone has been through that "phase". To counteract that stage and to boost our writing community(and the writer in us), we all need a boost, a push to keep at it. Keeping in mind, every Sunday, NewlyWrittenBooks are going to publish a writer's empowerment quote from writers across the world, to spark the writing bug within you. Cover made by the amazingly gifted @druidoflore :)

Eden loves her apples....

Crowley must comfort his husband, who is suffering from a terrible bout of morning sickness.... With the help of a very special song.... This short story was inspired by the Good Omens AMV's featuring the song I Wouldn't Mind by He Is We. It fits the Ineffable Husbands so perfectly, (and it's one of my favorite songs too!) and i had to not only write a story about it, but also work it in to my GO sequel world's canon! Enjoy!

The Fell's give daycare another try

When a mage is found dead, and, at a rough measurement, at least a head shorter, the only clue to his fate lies in the key gripped in his hand. A very magical key that sets the leaders in the Guild of Mages, Prestidigitators, Illusionists and General Wielders of Magic (not including Witches) in a bit of a quandary, because none of them want to touch it. Thus, the investigation is left in the thoroughly incapable hands of the three mages in the highly dangerous, very almost deadly on a daily basis, Thaumatological Gubbins Department of the Guild. Accompanied by a young(ish, these are mages after all) member of the Guild tasked with recording the progress of the investigation, the three mages set out on a perilous journey that will involve several belligerent doors, a three cart race, and, probably, a number of people wondering what the Hel is going on and why one of the mages continues to shout 'Power!' at every opportunity. An ONC novella like no other.

Aziraphale wakes up to bid his newborn baby daughter her first good morning, only to fine her missing....

After the evasion of Armageddon, everyone's lives had to continue. As famously said, the show must go on. But adventure never seems to find an end, and the show always goes on.

This is my first fanfic so bear with me :) After Aziraphale and Crowley pull their switch on both Heaven and Hell, everything seems to be going great. Almost too great. Now they are both on the run from unearthly forces.

The Ineffable Husbands celebrate Eden's 11th birthday in a very special way!

Time heals all wounds they say, but that's a battle in of itself..... The Fell's and Archangel Gabriel still have a long battle to fight, even though the War is over.

It's been 18 years since the world almost ended. Everything seems according to plan once again, until the new antichrist realizes things are not quite what they seem. And while Heaven and Hell prepare for the big day, Ezekiel rushes to figure out the ineffable game God plays with us all.

What happened after Aziraphale and Crowley declared, "To the World?"

Crowley has a special surprise for his newborn daughter

These will make you laugh, think, and have the existential crisis you had scheduled for next Tuesday early.

A oneshot I whipped up impulsively. Crowley hijacks one of Aziraphale's records to play a song of his choosing, and slow dancing ensues. *What song plays is up to the reader's interpretation. My personal choice to envision, however, would be "from eden" by hozier :p

Aziraphale, Crowley...watch your language!

As the title says. Could be random.