Asparagus Stories

In a world where a smurf on steroids wants everyone to eat his fucking apples and do his fucking exercise... there is one villain which only wants one form of exercise...

It's been a while hasn't it ,':) Veggietales is one of my main interests again and I keep thinking about them, so here's a cute scenario and more that I came up with + a...

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In order to fit on the pack Joan must prove that she has what it takes April fools

K, so like this book includes tweets I've sent to Asparagus and rants about her. So if you're gonna try to be smart and defend her in this, gtfo.

When the pilot of Brianne's plane suddenly had a heart attack from eating too many twinkie-like snacks over the forest, an amazing survival story unfolded.

Inspired by this--> https://speedygal.tumblr.com/post/160336739460/speedygal-medbaycaptain-mcbonescoy#notes

A girl who focuses too much on her career , catches the eye of a boy who is particularly fond of the asparagus. And he just won't stop calling.

Life is roblox...bring out the whole ocean.....

Meh I am bored sooo YA..

Alyssa sees a sexy girl and that sexy girl is Esperance

Mina Avera has every piece of history of her mysterious past she could ever need. She was a Val, a small, wealthy group of the population, which tortured, enslaved, and...