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"𝑆ℎ𝑒 ℎ𝑜𝑙𝑑𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑒 𝑏𝑒𝑡𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚 ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑦 ℎ𝑒𝑠 𝑛𝑒𝑤 𝑎𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑠 ℎ𝑜𝑙𝑦 𝑔𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑 𝑏𝑒𝑛𝑒𝑎𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒-" "Hey! A...

"𝘈 𝘥𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘰 𝘢𝘵 6:30 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨?" "𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘳𝘺 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘤𝘩 𝘥𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪�...

Scott Romanoff transfers to the 𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙚-𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙚 where he meets a young man who is embarrassing himself in front of the new Captain. Scott thinks he has him all figure...

"𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐨𝐛𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬, 𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐭?" After a series of unfortunate events, Jo found herself in the need for a transfer. She was told this was...

two cops falling in love

𝓦here judging a book by it's cover has a good outcome. "Oh, you got powers, Superpowers, Do you even know how to wield them, All god's children" "𝚢𝚘�...

❝ 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗺𝘆 𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗱𝗿𝗮𝗴 𝗺𝗲 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁, 𝗳𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 ❞ two best friends who never knew what was in store for them. - jake peralta...

', i wanna love you till we're food for the worms to eat. till our fingers decompose.' ', keep my hand in yours.' IN WHICH avery mitchell finally escapes from her five y...

I watch the Brooklyn Nine-Nine and I love it so I want to do a oneshots on the loveable Jake Peralta I might do smuts/lemons but most of these are Fluff Jake Peralta x r...

Andy Samberg falls in love with A CHIPMUNK???????????? (i fucking hate myself)

Y/N has just finished college and moves with her best friend Lin-Manuel Miranda to an apartment in Washington Heights. Y/N helps Lin write his first musical while workin...

Number One, can you please sing the opening to "I Want It That Way"? Really? Okay. You are my fire... Number Two, keep it going... The one desire... Number Thr...

" We're in the middle of a crime scene, will you please stop singing Taylor Swift!" "I'll have you know, I'm referencing her beautifully crafted lyrics...

❝𝘮𝘺 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘧𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘭𝘮 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘻𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥, 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘦, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳...

Includes all of his characters <3

you and andy have been best friends since before you can remember, but its no secret that you've both had a crush on each other.

she is like a flower bouquet, beautiful but mischievous the flower loving girl who refused to let it break her. she faced tragedy, she felt pain and it only made her st...

Exactly what it sounds like: B99 oneshots. Just random scenes. *I own these stories and nothing else, including the cover art. (Yes, a B99 scene is a work of art)

A satirical adventure featuring the likes of all your favorite Hollywood actors! Will Adam solve the mystery regarding Nicolas Cage's controversial divorce before it's t...