Andysamberg Stories

season 1 ☑ season 2 [currently writing] Valerie has been at the nine-nine for years, working alongside Jake Peralta. The two were joined at the hip, partners in crime...

𝒉𝒆 is childish and goofy. 𝒔𝒉𝒆 is cunning and alert. some say that the 𝒐𝒑𝒑𝒐𝒔𝒊𝒕𝒆𝒔 𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒕, but they do have one thing in common. they are both 𝒃𝒓𝒐�...

I wanted to write something about him and thought 'well, why not...' Anyway, these xreader oneshots will be about him and the many characters he played, like Jake Peral...

Just some Andy Samberg imagines. Feel free to request imagines

Memes. That's all you need to know about it. Really....😁

rosa diaz thought the hardest thing she would have to do would be coming out as bisexual, but things change when she develops feelings for a girl she can't be with..

You attend an interview to be Andy Samberg's assistant. Your life has been changed forever.

-in which y/n falls for her new friend and study partner (elizabeth olsen x fem reader) (started: 5/06/22) (finished: ???)

( '𝗶 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂'.... 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌, 𝐧𝐨, 𝐢 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 ) ( 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙪𝙥, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐢𝐦. ) ( 𝘪 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐢𝐦, 𝙞𝙛...

jake and amy peralta but after they got married

" We're in the middle of a crime scene, will you please stop singing Taylor Swift!" "I'll have you know, I'm referencing her beautifully crafted lyrics...

Hi, I love this man so enjoy some one shots :) Taking requests! I do not own SNL (s/o big man Michaels), Barry, It, etc. highest rankings: #1 crushxreader #1 billhaderx...

"I hate you Peralta!" "I love you Martinez!"

one shots about b99 bc i just bingewatched all 8 seasons and i'm not ready to let it go

in which she's his celebrity crush

You just moved to New york to work for SNL. Its 2006 and your nervous about who your going to meet. Your favourite comedians are working there. You have some troubles w...

What does it feel like to fall in love? Is Bill going to be the first person I fall in love with? Read to find out.

The were each other's true loves, They were thrown together, They were each other's destiny.

Everyone else can see it except those two they...cant [Season 1 - season 8] [Brooklyn nine nine ] [jake x oc ] started 5.01.22 - ???

This is a short story about a made up character named Hayley and her relationship with Andy Samberg. She sees him again after many years and the story will tell you the...