A/N: Lmao, my laptop needs fixing and I won't be updating for a bit. So have some crack shit :3
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Akaashi: In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost—
Kuroo: Head, shoulders, knees, and toes—
(Y/n): Turn up your nose and strike that pose—
Bokuto: HEEEEEEEY MACARENA!!!
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(Y/n): I'm hungry.
Karma: You want a strawberry?
(Y/n): Sure.
Karma: *Starts stripping*
(Y/n): Wha—
Karma: It's me, strawberry boy. Now eat up~
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Nagisa to (Y/n) and Karma: You got kicked out of the movies for what??
(Y/n) and Karma: We were yelling out diving scores during Titanic as the people jumped off the boat.
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Bokuto: *Falls down*
(Y/n): What was that??
Bokuto: My shirt.
(Y/n): Pretty sure it sounded heavier than that.
Bokuto: I was in the shirt when it fell.
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Bokuto: *Ordering a cake over the phone*
Shop employee: And what would you like the cake to say?
Bokuto covering the phone to look at Akaashi and (Y/n): Do we want a talking cake??
Akaashi and (Y/n): ......
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Kayano: Hey, Nagisa-kun. What's the best revenge for those who wronged me?
Nagisa: The best revenge is letting go and living well.
Kayano: ....
Kayano: Anyone else? How do I get—
(Y/n) and Karma: Stab. Eliminate. Destroy.
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(Y/n): How long are we going to let him do that for??
Akaashi pinching his nose bridge and sighing: Just.....Just give him a minute.
Bokuto: *pushing on a door that says 'pull'*
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[Oli rampaging like crazy around the classroom.]
(Y/n): "Feed him sugar." They say.
(Y/n): "He'll be fine." They say.
(Y/n): "He won't go crazy or anything." THEY SAY !!!
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Bokuto: You think I can fit 12 hotdogs in my mouth??
Akaashi: Please don't.
Kenma: You're an idiot.
(Y/n) and Kuroo: And a coward. Do 20.
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Kuroo: So....I saw you hanging out with Karma the other day.
(Y/n): Kuroo! I swear it's not what you think!
Kuroo: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?
(Y/n): No Kuroo, you're the only one for me!
Kuroo: Is that so?
(Y/n): I swear on my life! Karma and I are dating, ok? He's my boyfriend.
Kuroo: So there are no "Best brother bestfriend" feelings involved??
(Y/n): You and Koutaro are my only Best Brother Bestfriends! Karma is just the love of my life, nothing more!
Kuroo: But, I'm still the platonic love of your life, right?
(Y/n): Of course, Kuroo!
Kuroo: (Y/n)!
Karma: What the actual hell..??
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Kuroo: Why would I fuck a Demon? Simple; the status. Imagine, you and your friends arrive at the gates of Hell, they're all crying, scared to death, and you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon. Legendary.
Kenma: It's 3am, shut up.
(Y/n): No, he has a point. Continue—
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(Y/n): People tell me I have a unique way of lightening things up.
Karasuma: It's called arson and those people are witnesses.
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(Y/n): What do you call when you kill your friend??
(Y/n): Homiecide.
Karasuma: Murder.
(Y/n): Homiecide.
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Bokuto: Why can't dinosaurs clap??
Kuroo: Because their hands are too short—
(Y/n): Cause, they're all dead.
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(Y/n): Okay, hear me out. Instead of hanging a mistletoe and kissing under it, how about those who are under it, fight each other??
Nagisa: We are not doing that.
Karma nodding his head and smirking: We'll call it "Mistlefoe".
Nagisa: Don't encourage her!!
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Karma: Hey Babe, do you have two tongues??
(Y/n): What?? No.
Karma: Do you want to?
(Y/n): ......
(Y/n): You smooth fucker, get over here.
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(Y/n): WHO ATE MY FUCKING FRIES?! I WILL FUCKING KI—
Wataru sweating nervously: Sorry, I-I did..
(Y/n), tenderly: —Kiss you and buy you some more. Do you want anything else, Sweetie??
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Kuroo: *Is choking*
(Y/n): HELP!! I'm trying to call 911 but the 9 button won't WORK !!!
Bokuto: Turn the phone upside down and use the 6 instead!
(Y/n): ......
Bokuto: .....
Kuroo stops choking momentarily: Bro, what the fuck—
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(Y/n): All in all, this was a 100% successful road trip!
Nagisa: You lit up several smoke bombs and threw them into people's windows!
(Y/n): All in all, this was a 100% successful road trip!
Kayano: Your smoke bombs created a colorful scenery full of smoke! People were suffocating from it!!
(Y/n): All in all, this was a 100% successful road trip!
Karma: Did...Did you, plan this...??
(Y/n): All in all, this was a 100% successful road trip!
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Karma: Have you been yelled at by (Y/n)??
Karasuma: I'm not scared of her.
Karma: So that's a no.
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Here's a side story from the book.
3rd POV
Karma and (Y/n) were chilling in (Y/n)'s room like always, all they did was play video games and just the usual cuddling.
As the pair was cuddling, (Y/n) fell asleep and Karma played with his girlfriend's hair. His hold on her not faltering for a second.
The peaceful look of the female made the male kiss her head softly, a soft genuine smile plastered on the red head's features.
He softly closed his eyes shut and slowly drifted off to sleep, though that was interrupted quickly.
"Himechii, I'm hungry."
Karma's eyes immediately snapped open when he heard a male's voice, his eyes scanned the room but didn't see anyone.
'Who the hell..??' Karma thought as he looked around.
"Ne, Himechii....I'm hungry, wake up please.." The voice spoke again.
Karma was clearly confused at this point, there was a male voice he keeps hearing, he doesn't even know who the hell this 'Himechii' is.
The voice was very soft like, soothing even. Karma looked around one last time before deciding to wake up his girlfriend to answer his questions.
Karma gently shook (Y/n) awake and noticed Oli on the crook of her neck, the hamster looked like he was trying to wake his owner up.
"Oli? Be careful, you might get smacked by (Y/n)." Karma said as he gently picked the hamster up and placed him on his palm.
"Karma....can you wake Himechii up please?? I'm suppose to have my snack...though, I doubt you can understand me..." Oli says looking up at Karma, thinking that the male wouldn't understand him.
Karma immediately froze.
'Did I just understand what he said??' Karma thought as he looked at the hamster in astonishment.
"Did you just speak, Oli??" Karma slowly says with narrowed eyes towards the hamster.
"Eh?? You....can understand me??" Oli says, surprised towards the red head.
"So it was your voice I kept hearing. You surprised me a bit for a second." Karma says with a chuckle.
"It's good you can....hear me now....But...can you wake up...Himechii?? I'm...hungry.." Oli says.
"Yeah, hold on for a sec." Karma says as he placed the hamster on his head.
Karma then proceeds to shake his girlfriend awake and after a few more seconds, (Y/n) woke up.
The (h/c) haired female sat up and turned her head towards Karma.
"Hm?? What's going on??" (Y/n) sleepily said.
"Oli just spoke to me, I actually understood what he said. Oh, he also said he's hungry." Karma explained as he handed Oli to (Y/n).
"Oh, it's already Oli's snack tim—Wait what?!" (Y/n) starts but then fully processed what Karma said.
By this time, (Y/n) fully sat up and looked at Karma straight in the eyes.
"Seriously? You actually understood him??" She questions, an excited look on her face.
"If the voice I heard a while ago when you were asleep, wasn't Oli. Then you better get Kaname to exorcise your room." Karma says with usual smirk.
"Oh my god! That's amazing! You can finally understand him!" (Y/n) says happily as she placed both her hands on Karma.
"Yeah, now I understand how you and Ema feel." Karma says.
"It's great that....Karma can hear me....but I need my food...Himechii..." Oli starts as he held his stomach.
"Ah! Sorry, Oli! I'll go get you your snacks!" (Y/n) said with an apologetic smile on her face.
The female got off her bed and went to the mini fridge in her room, there she pulled out Oli's usual snacks and immediately gave it to the Hamster.
"Thank you...." Oli says happily as he munched on his food.
"Oh......Karma...since you can...understand me now....Please warn me....if you and Himechii are...going to do...'that'..." Oli nonchalantly says as he munched on his food.
Both (Y/n) and Karma flushed, realizing that Oli was also there the first time they did it.
'Oh my god..' (Y/n) thought as she buried her face into her pillow.
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HEYOOO
AS YOU CAN READ FROM THE A/N AT THE TOP, I'LL NOT BE UPDATING FOR A BIT CUZ MY LAPTOP NEEDS FIXING ;-;
HOPE YOU LIKED THIS AND STAY TUNE FOR THE UPCOMING UPDATESSSS
CIAO~
~Nekochinchin :3