[Nagisa, Karma, and (Y/n) trapped inside the main campus.]
(Y/n): Okay, I have a plan.
Nagisa: We are not burning this place down.
Karma: How about—
Nagisa: We are also NOT going to light smoke bombs.
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Kayano: Would you rather stab Asano or—
(Y/n) and Karma: Asano.
Kayano: I didn't even finish...
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Karasuma: You only attract what you fear.
(Y/n): Oh no, I'm so scared of ten billion dollars.
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(Y/n): *looking at the shelves.*
(Y/n): *looks around, then at Nagisa*
(Y/n): Have you seen my boyfriend?
Nagisa: *Shrugs shoulders and shakes head*
(Y/n): ASANO IS A—!?
Karma: DADDY ISSUE SON OF A BITCH!!
(Y/n): That came from the knives section, didn't it?
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[Nagisa making his way to the mall's intercom.]
Nagisa: Hi! I lost my friends, can I make an announcement?
Employee: Sure.
Nagisa: *Grabs mic* (Y/n)-chan, Karma-kun, please do NOT I repeated, DO NOT start any fights. Everyone please avoid two junior high teens with (h/c) hair and red hair, they WILL shove wasabi and mustard paste up your nostrils.
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[Bokuto, Kuroo, and (Y/n) in trouble with a group of delinquents.]
Bokuto: This is the day we die..
Kuroo: Our asses will get kicked.
(Y/n): *Cracking her knuckles with a smirk* You mean you two will get your asses kicked, my ass will most definitely beat their sorry ass.
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Azusa: How are you so good at fighting?
(Y/n): I grew up on the streets. It was the only way to survive, the only way to eat, the only way to get money, the only way to—
Ema: Someone stole her juice box in the fourth grade.
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Ema: What's it like dating (Y/n)?
Karma: I once asked her to give me a glass of water when she was super pissed, she gave me a glass full of ice and said 'wait'.
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[Kuroo, (Y/n), Akaashi, and Kenma riding in one scooter.]
Officer: You are all under arrest for driving a scooter with 4 people and with no license.
Kuroo: Aw man..!
Akaashi: Wait, 'four'?
Officer: Yes, four?
(Y/n): OH MY FUCKING GOD, KOTARO FELL OFF—
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Tsubaki: Glasses are so unattractive
Ukyo and Azusa: Well excuse me for wanting to see.
(Y/n): *dying of laughter*
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[Asahina Sibling Meeting]
(Y/n): Listen up you disgraces.
(Y/n): Except for you, Ema, Wataru, and Louis. You guys are angels.
(Y/n): Alright, which one of you cunts stole my goddamn ice cream?
Tsubaki: *nervously sweating*
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Kaname: At my age do you know I'm statistically most likely to die?
(Y/n): At the hands of your housemate.
Kaname: An accident..
(Y/n): *grabbing a bat* That's how I'm going to make it look like.
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(Y/n): What are you, 5?
Kuroo: 5 heads above you!! AHAHAHAAH
(Y/n): ......
Kuroo: *kneeling on the ground with his head on the ground* I am so very sorry, please don't kill me.
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Kenma and (Y/n): *screaming profanities*
Bokuto: What's up with them?
Kuroo: Someone burned their minecraft house.
Bokuto: Ahhhhh.
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(Y/n): I'm going to hit him with my knife.
Nagisa: You mean 'stab'??
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LOL WAZZUP
I GOT BORED AND I DIDN'T HAVE ANY IDEAS FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER
SO I DID THISSSSS
WHAT DO YA'LL THINK??
SHOULD I CONTINUE DOING MORE OF THESE??
ANYWAYS IM OUTTTT
CIAO~
~Nekochinchin :3