South park oneshots

By SpacemanParker

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A bunch of gay ass oneshots basically. So far it contains: Bunny, Creek, Kyman, Style, Stylenny, Stutters... More

Bunny - Soft hair and warm hugs
Kyman - Maybe I don't hate you
Creek - I won't let them hurt you
Stylenny - Fuck you Eric
Stutters - I think you're pretty swell
Jyle - Can I have this dance?
Kyman - Im fine kyle
Tyde - Do you think bugs can smile?
Bunny - It means a lot
Tyde - You will never know
Stutters - All better?
Bunny - More than words can say
Bunny (Mysterion x Majorine) - Ducks and daisy chains
Style - Can we pretend that didnt happen?
Creek - Wanna make a blanket fort?
Kyman - Im so sorry
Bunny - Professor Chaos x Mysterion
Creek - How about that Slushie?
Stylenny - Bon appetite!
Style - Hypothetically
Style - Red solo cup
Creek - How did you know
Bunny - All I want for Christmas
Bunny - My hero
Kyman - Matching bruises
Kyman - Spoken like a love confession
Style - Will you be my boyfriend?
Creek - Surprises
Style - Trust me
K2 - What?
Creek - I'll have a black coffee
Bunny - Girls night
Style - What would you say
Creek - Happy anniversary
Creek - I miss my spaceman
Bunny - Im here buddy
Tyde - Im not tired
Stylenny - The best birthday
Bunny - Good Times with weapons
Bunny - Good times with weapons (part 2)
Cryle - Just tell him
Kyman - Unlikely pair
Bunny - Smile
Style - Me too
Bunny - Guardian angel
Creek - Coffee Shop
Kyutters - Knock it off fatass
Bunny - Can we do it again?
Cryle - The hot friend
Style - Finally
Style - You're drunk Stan
Bunny - Weird Orange Chicken
Bunny - It really is
Kyman - Thank you
Cryle - The hot friend ( part 2)
Crenny - I need you
Stylenny - Big pile of cute
Stutters - I think I like you
Kyman - Thats gay
Bunny - Milk
Cryle - Just coffee
Bunny - The perfect photo
Creek - Second ever kiss
Crenny - Better make today count then
Bunny - I trust you Kenny
Tyde - Sleepover
Creek - Kiss it better
Style - The start of something perfect.
Style - Like this?
Jimtim - Need a ride?
Kyman - The coon ( part 1)
Bunny - Squishy
Style (Kite x toolshed) - Emergencies only
Kyman - The coon ( Part 2)
Twenny - One bean at a time
Twenny - THE LASAGNE
Steek - On the house
Scutters - We don't need the others
Bunny - Luckiest person in the world
Bratters - More than just a best friend
Creek - Fuck it
Tyde - It wont smell the same
Bunny - Care to dance?
Kyman - I knew you loved me
Creek - Beans
Stylenny - So much for unpacking
Twutters - First date
Kyman - Truth or dare
Kyman - Worth it
Staig - Mario Kart with a demon
Cryde - I'm taken?
Carters - Nothing to you
Bunny - Is that a yes?
Cryle - I think I'd like that
Karen x Tricia - Operation Taren
Dip - It was perfect
Twutters - Toothache
Trenters - Im not going to let anyone hurt you
Tyde - Why would you ever kiss me
Bendy - But I love it
Fike- Dont let it go to your head
Stylenny - That's what you get
Kenman - You're cute
K2 - Crush
Stolovan - The exception
Kyman - His fatass
Stenny - Everything
Kenman - Pudgy marshmallow
Style - I love you too dumbass
Jimtim - One letter meant the world
Style - You
Creek - Five more minutes of hugs
Stanman - When you put it like that
Stylenny - Waffles?
Style - I love you ok?
Staig - Braceface
Style - Forever
Creek - He did warn you
Creek - Second cutest guy
Tyde - What i want
Kenman - I want to marry the Princess
Creek - Tiny Snakes
Creek - Last one upstairs
Tyde - If I was a worm
Style - Bad day?
Creek - Need help, come quick.
Tyde - Me neither
Bunny - I love you too Buttercup
Dip - Never be alone again
Jyle - This was nice
Bunny (Chaos x mysterion)- Maybe villains can have happy endings
Bunny - Blueberry?
Gregstophe - A brand new shovel
Fike - I'll curse you
Twenny - The ant and the fly
Bunny - Not so alone afterall
Fike- Cute goth boyfriend
Cryde - The right motivation
Kyman - Good enough
Jyle - Replaceable
Crutters- Soulmate au
Bunny - M'lady
Bunny - True loves kiss
K2 - Apple
Style - Last Name
Bunny - Cold hotpockets

Cryle - Coffee and homework?

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By SpacemanParker

Request by Fuckerbuns. See, I told you I would do it 😂

Kyle sighed as he stared blankly at the book resting on his lap. He clicked the pen, mind too full of thoughts to focus on studying. It wasnt helping that Cartman was bitching about something to Stan right beside him in his obnoxiously loud voice either. He groaned, holding back the temptation to snap at his friends. Instead, he let his eyes drift across the playground, allowing them to focus on the boy who was sitting on the swing, watching his own friends acting like idiots. The boy who was the reason it had been so hard to think about anything else recently. Craig Tucker. Kyle frowned, staring at his friend. What was so great about him anyway? Sure, he was smart, and funny, and good to be around, and he wasnt afraid to speak his mind. Sure he was honest and lovable and the way that the wind was blowing his hair over his sharp features right now made him look like an actual god. Kyle buried his head in his hands as a blush rose up his neck. Who was he kidding. It was obvious why Craig had been on his mind so much lately. He had the biggest fucking crush the world had ever seen. His heart stopped when he looked back up, meeting Craigs eyes and widening his own when he realised Craig had seen him staring. Craig smirked, chuckling lightly before standing up, walking towards Kyle. Kyle was frozen to the spot as he watched the boy get closer, keeping eye contact for the entire journey. Kyles heart raced as he rapidly tried to think of an excuse for staring. He had been looking at a squirrel? No that would be too obvious, he had clearly been looking into Craigs eyes. There was something on his face? No he was too far away. Kyle panicked as Craig opened his mouth to speak. " Hey Broflovski, we got biology homework? Clyde cant remember." He asked, the smirk from earlier still ghosting over his lips. " Oh! Uh, yea I mean I think so." Kyle spluttered nervously. " Huh? You think so?" Craig tilted his head in confusion. " No sorry I mean I know so, uh, I took a photo of the question he wrote on the board if you want me to send you it." Kyle offered helpfully. Craig nodded, dropping his phone into Kyles hands. " Put your number in it." Craig said when Kyle looked back at him blankly. " Oh, right. But dont I need your number, not the other way around?" Kyle asked curiously as he tapped in his number, not realising the blush forming on Craigs face. " Uh.. Well yea. Ill text you and then you'll have my number too dumbass" Craig saved himself, not actually having thought this through properly. " There you go" Kyle said, handing him back his phone as the bell rang. " Thanks, send it to me after class jew" Craig smirked, reaching out and gently stroking Kyles face with his thumb. He walked away, leaving Kyle a blushing mess as he let out a breath he had subconciously been holding as his own heart raced in his ears. He smiled, looking down at his thumb and remembering how soft Kyles skin had been. He chuckled lightly when he turned his attention to his phone screen, noticing that Kyle had saved himself as ' Hot ginger'. He tapped in a message, telling Kyle that this was his number. Staring at his phone he bumped into someone, making them yell angrily at him. " WATCH IT ASSHOLE" Bebe hissed, Craig not looking up and flipping her off in response, which he always found to be effective. His phone buzzed, notifying him that ' hot ginger' had sent one photo. He opened it, instantly deleting the useless photo of the question he had already copied down earlier in class. Truthfully, he knew full well about the homework, but after seeing Kyle staring at him he felt like he might finally have a chance with him. He saw the oppurtunity and took it, and now he had his crush's number in his phone. He grinned, typing in ' Thanks :) You're a life saver.' Before putting his phone in his pocket and walking into class. He had a feeling that he wasnt going to be getting any work done today.

" Oh yea what did Craig want earlier" Stan asked Kyle as he stacked his highlighters on the desk out of boredom. " OH! Uh... he just wanted the homework!" Kyle choked out, his sudden nervousness peaking his best friends interest. " Oh yea? Then why are you bright red?" Stan teased, pointing at the blush dusting over Kyle's cheeks. " What! Im not!" Kyle yelped, covering his face with his hands. " MR MARSH AND MR BROFLOVSKI I AM TRYING TO TEACH THE CLASS" Their teacher shouted angrily, making Stan turn back around in his chair to face the front as the two mumbled half hearted apologies. Kyle groaned quietly, ashamed that his face had turned red at the mere mention of Craigs name. He really had it bad for that boy.

After class, Kyles phone buzzed in his pocket.

Craig🖕💙: Stop walking

Kyle frowned, looking around. " What is it dude" Stan asked. " Nothing... Go on ahead, Ill see you tommorow." Kyle smiled, Stan shrugging and walking home. Kyle jumped when two hands suddenly grabbed his shoulder, making him yelp audiably. Craig laughed loudly, smirking at the shocked expression on Kyles face. " Hey Broflovski" Craig smiled. " Hi Tucker" Kyle scowled back in mock annoyance as the two started walking home together. " So, wanna help me with the homework? I'll pay you with a free coffee." Craig offered enticingly. " Hmm.." Kyle pretended to debate, chuckling at the fear that flashed in his friends eyes. " Of course I'll help dumbass" He laughed, making Craig blush slightly, flipping him off, embarrased that he had fallen for his obvious joke. " Good. You didnt really have a choice anyways. " Craig frowned. " So, you free now?" Craig asked, nervously rubbing his neck and catching Kyle off guard. " Huh? Now? Well yea I guess. Coffee and homework?"  He asked. " Coffee and homework." Craig agreed, trying to hide the smile that was threatening to give away his eagerness to spend time with the ginger. Today was going to be good.

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