Marionette: its been so long since I've last seen my son
Marionette: lost to this dinosouar, to the barney behind the slaughter...
Purple guy: *wears barney costume*
Goldie: *stares at purple* OH GOD ITS BARNEY!!!
*withered and toy animatronics start panicking and screaming*
Mike: Red alert!! Red alert!! This is not a drill, I repeat, this is not a drill, there is a hideous purple dinosaur on the loose!!!
Jeremy: WEEEEEEEEE WOOOOOOO WEEEEEEE WOOOOO WEEEEEEEE WOOOOOOO WEEEEEE WOOOO WEEEE WOOOOOO!!!!
BB: BG?! BG?! MY SIS IS MISSING HALP!!!
BG: Im here beside you, balloon boy.
BB: oh.
Jeremy: WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO
Toy chica: *trips while running* SIS GET
OUT OF HERE!
Withered chica: NO! THERES A HIDEOUS THING ON THE LOOSE
Purple guy: *barges in through the wall* whaddup?
Withered chica and toy chica: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Phone guy: can you describe what he looks like?
Mangle: IT WAS BIG, SCARY, AND PINK!!!
Mangle: oh wait... he was purple.
Withered bonnie: all civilians evacuate the area immidiately!!!
Toy bonnie: are you crazy? We can't!
Withered bonnie: I was just roleplaying...
1 second later
Everyone is in a party room, drinking coffee and milk.
Toy Freddy: how was your day, m8?
Withered Freddy: oh, it was fine.
Withered foxy: blimey, I spilled sum tea on my costume...
Toy bonnie: thats too bad, m8.
Goldie: O.o whats with the accent?
And barney was their worst fear...
Moral lesson:
Barney is big, scary, and pink...