South park oneshots

By SpacemanParker

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A bunch of gay ass oneshots basically. So far it contains: Bunny, Creek, Kyman, Style, Stylenny, Stutters... More

Bunny - Soft hair and warm hugs
Kyman - Maybe I don't hate you
Creek - I won't let them hurt you
Stylenny - Fuck you Eric
Stutters - I think you're pretty swell
Jyle - Can I have this dance?
Kyman - Im fine kyle
Tyde - Do you think bugs can smile?
Bunny - It means a lot
Tyde - You will never know
Stutters - All better?
Bunny - More than words can say
Bunny (Mysterion x Majorine) - Ducks and daisy chains
Style - Can we pretend that didnt happen?
Creek - Wanna make a blanket fort?
Kyman - Im so sorry
Bunny - Professor Chaos x Mysterion
Creek - How about that Slushie?
Stylenny - Bon appetite!
Style - Hypothetically
Style - Red solo cup
Creek - How did you know
Bunny - All I want for Christmas
Bunny - My hero
Kyman - Matching bruises
Kyman - Spoken like a love confession
Style - Will you be my boyfriend?
Creek - Surprises
Style - Trust me
K2 - What?
Creek - I'll have a black coffee
Bunny - Girls night
Style - What would you say
Creek - Happy anniversary
Creek - I miss my spaceman
Bunny - Im here buddy
Tyde - Im not tired
Stylenny - The best birthday
Bunny - Good Times with weapons
Bunny - Good times with weapons (part 2)
Cryle - Just tell him
Kyman - Unlikely pair
Bunny - Smile
Style - Me too
Bunny - Guardian angel
Creek - Coffee Shop
Kyutters - Knock it off fatass
Bunny - Can we do it again?
Cryle - The hot friend
Style - Finally
Style - You're drunk Stan
Bunny - Weird Orange Chicken
Bunny - It really is
Kyman - Thank you
Cryle - The hot friend ( part 2)
Crenny - I need you
Stylenny - Big pile of cute
Stutters - I think I like you
Kyman - Thats gay
Bunny - Milk
Cryle - Just coffee
Bunny - The perfect photo
Creek - Second ever kiss
Crenny - Better make today count then
Bunny - I trust you Kenny
Tyde - Sleepover
Creek - Kiss it better
Style - The start of something perfect.
Style - Like this?
Jimtim - Need a ride?
Kyman - The coon ( part 1)
Bunny - Squishy
Style (Kite x toolshed) - Emergencies only
Kyman - The coon ( Part 2)
Twenny - One bean at a time
Twenny - THE LASAGNE
Steek - On the house
Scutters - We don't need the others
Bunny - Luckiest person in the world
Bratters - More than just a best friend
Creek - Fuck it
Tyde - It wont smell the same
Bunny - Care to dance?
Kyman - I knew you loved me
Creek - Beans
Stylenny - So much for unpacking
Twutters - First date
Kyman - Truth or dare
Kyman - Worth it
Staig - Mario Kart with a demon
Cryde - I'm taken?
Carters - Nothing to you
Bunny - Is that a yes?
Cryle - I think I'd like that
Karen x Tricia - Operation Taren
Dip - It was perfect
Twutters - Toothache
Trenters - Im not going to let anyone hurt you
Tyde - Why would you ever kiss me
Bendy - But I love it
Fike- Dont let it go to your head
Stylenny - That's what you get
Kenman - You're cute
K2 - Crush
Stolovan - The exception
Kyman - His fatass
Stenny - Everything
Kenman - Pudgy marshmallow
Style - I love you too dumbass
Jimtim - One letter meant the world
Style - You
Creek - Five more minutes of hugs
Stanman - When you put it like that
Stylenny - Waffles?
Style - I love you ok?
Staig - Braceface
Style - Forever
Creek - He did warn you
Creek - Second cutest guy
Tyde - What i want
Kenman - I want to marry the Princess
Creek - Tiny Snakes
Tyde - If I was a worm
Style - Bad day?
Creek - Need help, come quick.
Tyde - Me neither
Bunny - I love you too Buttercup
Dip - Never be alone again
Jyle - This was nice
Cryle - Coffee and homework?
Bunny (Chaos x mysterion)- Maybe villains can have happy endings
Bunny - Blueberry?
Gregstophe - A brand new shovel
Fike - I'll curse you
Twenny - The ant and the fly
Bunny - Not so alone afterall
Fike- Cute goth boyfriend
Cryde - The right motivation
Kyman - Good enough
Jyle - Replaceable
Crutters- Soulmate au
Bunny - M'lady
Bunny - True loves kiss
K2 - Apple
Style - Last Name
Bunny - Cold hotpockets

Creek - Last one upstairs

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By SpacemanParker

Request by AfrikkinPERSON

Tweek smiled, still happy from Craigs visit to the coffee shop earlier. As he closed up the shop, he remembered the adorable smug little expression on his boyfriends face when he was waiting next in line to surprise him. Although Craig acted cold and uncaring infront of his friends, he could be the softest sweetheart at times, and Tweek loved that he got to see that side of him. He was about to switch off the lights to lock the door, but frowned when noticed something familiar on the back of a chair. He walked over, picking up Craigs jacket and shaking his head, chuckling to himself at his boyfriends forgetfullness. A car horn honked outside and Tweek jumped, nearly dropping the jacket in shock as he turned around. " Hey honey, need a lift home?" His dad called out of the window. " GAH! N-no thanks dad!" Tweek stuttered, hiding the hoodie behind his back nervously. Seeing the jacket, Tweek's dad held back a smirk, nodding and starting the car. He knew exactly who that hoodie belonged to and no matter how sneaky Tweek thought he was being about their relationship, he knew about that too. " OK SEE YOU AT HOME SON" He yelled over the aound of the engine before driving away as Tweek finished locking the shop door. He gulped as he felt a drop of rain hit his head. " Its fine.. Just a couple of drops.. Nothing to worry ab- GAH!" Tweek convinced himself as he started walking to Craigs house, yelping when the few drops quickly became a shower. He held Craigs jacket close to his chest, using his body to shield it from the rain as he sprinted down the street. Rain soaked his clothes and hair as he ran, the cold wind making him grimace as rain was blown directly into his face. " Nearly... There.." He told himself as he sped up to try to avoid as much of the cold as possible. He ran through a puddle, cursing himself for not looking at his feet when the cold water splashed at his ankles, soaking his socks. His lungs were feeling tired and a stitch was forming in his side but he forced himself to continue through the rain, which was getting heavier by  the second. Finally he made it to his boyfriends door, panting as he tried to regain his breath, knocking and pulling his own jacket further over his shoulders in an attempt to get warmer, which was useless since the jacket was already soaked. " Huh? Asshole, your boyfriend's here" Tricia frowned blankly as she opened the door. Tweek heard footsteps racing eagerly towards the door, making him chuckle lightly as he shivered. " Tweek?" Craig asked suddenly when he saw the cold and soaked figure of his boyfriend standing in front of his house. " y..you left your.. Jacket at th.. The shop" Tweek shivered, holding out a soaked hoodie towards Craig. " Sss..ssorry I th..think it got a little wet" Tweek apologised, squeaking in shock when Craig pulled him inside, tossing the jacket to the side as he shut the door. " Tweekers are you ok? You must be freezing!" Craig said worriedly as he brushed the hair from his boyfriends face. " Im fine.. Just a little wet" Tweek reassured him with  a chuckle, although the goosebumps on his arms said otherwise. " THATS WHAT SHE SAID" Tricias voice yelled from the kitchen and Craig rolled his eyes, sticking up his middle finger in her direction. " Come on honey lets get you warm and dry" Craig shook his head, helping Tweek to take off his soaked jacket as he guided him upstairs. " You know you shouldn't have come out in this rain" Craig frowned, rifling through his drawers to find some spare clothes. " I wanted to bring you your jacket" Tweek pouted, making Craig smile as he returned, kissing his boyfriends forehead as he handed him the clothes. " I know baby, but youre more important than my jacket dumbass. " Craig chuckled softly. " It wasn't raining when I left" Tweek defended himself, laughing when Craig ruffled his hair. " Go have a shower and get changed. I'll make us some hot chocolate for when you get out."  Craig promised, kissing his boyfriend gently. Tweek sighed happily, nodding as he walked into the bathroom. Tweek stood in the shower, shivering pleasantly as he let the hot water run through his hair and down his back, warming him up. He smiled as he rubbed the shampoo into his hair, the smell reminding him of Craig and making his heart feel fuzzy. Craig finished making the hot chocolates as Tweek walked downstairs, wrapping his arms around Craigs waist and hugging him happily. " Gay" Tricia scoffed as she walked past, earning a scowl from her brother. " Here you go Tweekers" Craig smiled, handing a mug to his boyfriend who took it excitedly. After taking his first sip, Tweek tilted his head in confusion at Craig, who was staring at him with a pink tint dusted over his cheeks. " What is it?" Tweek asked as he waved a hand in front of Craigs face. Realising that he had been staring, Craig quickly shook his head, laughing at himself as he looked away.  " Whattt?" Tweek smiled, squinting at his boyfriend. " You uh.. You look cute in my clothes" Craig mumbled in embarrasment. Tweek blushed, grinning and kissing Craigs cheek. " You're adorable" Tweek giggled, taking another sip of hot chocolate. " Anyways, I'm pretty sure with my hair like this from the shower I look like a drowned rat right now" Tweek laughed. " Nu uh, you're always beautiful" Craig disagreed. " Want me to dry your hair for you?" Craig laughed when Tweek blew a wet strand of it away from his eyes. Tweek nodded gratefully, drinking the last of his drink and setting down his mug as Craig did the same. " Last one upstairs is Cartman!" Tweek grinned misheviously before sprinting towards the stairs. " HEY COME BACK NO FAIR!" Craig laughed, racing after him.



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