South park oneshots

By SpacemanParker

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A bunch of gay ass oneshots basically. So far it contains: Bunny, Creek, Kyman, Style, Stylenny, Stutters... More

Bunny - Soft hair and warm hugs
Kyman - Maybe I don't hate you
Creek - I won't let them hurt you
Stylenny - Fuck you Eric
Stutters - I think you're pretty swell
Jyle - Can I have this dance?
Kyman - Im fine kyle
Tyde - Do you think bugs can smile?
Bunny - It means a lot
Tyde - You will never know
Stutters - All better?
Bunny - More than words can say
Bunny (Mysterion x Majorine) - Ducks and daisy chains
Style - Can we pretend that didnt happen?
Creek - Wanna make a blanket fort?
Kyman - Im so sorry
Bunny - Professor Chaos x Mysterion
Creek - How about that Slushie?
Stylenny - Bon appetite!
Style - Hypothetically
Style - Red solo cup
Creek - How did you know
Bunny - All I want for Christmas
Bunny - My hero
Kyman - Matching bruises
Kyman - Spoken like a love confession
Style - Will you be my boyfriend?
Creek - Surprises
Style - Trust me
K2 - What?
Creek - I'll have a black coffee
Bunny - Girls night
Style - What would you say
Creek - Happy anniversary
Creek - I miss my spaceman
Bunny - Im here buddy
Tyde - Im not tired
Stylenny - The best birthday
Bunny - Good Times with weapons
Bunny - Good times with weapons (part 2)
Cryle - Just tell him
Kyman - Unlikely pair
Bunny - Smile
Style - Me too
Bunny - Guardian angel
Creek - Coffee Shop
Kyutters - Knock it off fatass
Bunny - Can we do it again?
Cryle - The hot friend
Style - Finally
Style - You're drunk Stan
Bunny - Weird Orange Chicken
Bunny - It really is
Kyman - Thank you
Cryle - The hot friend ( part 2)
Crenny - I need you
Stylenny - Big pile of cute
Stutters - I think I like you
Kyman - Thats gay
Bunny - Milk
Cryle - Just coffee
Bunny - The perfect photo
Creek - Second ever kiss
Crenny - Better make today count then
Bunny - I trust you Kenny
Tyde - Sleepover
Creek - Kiss it better
Style - The start of something perfect.
Style - Like this?
Jimtim - Need a ride?
Kyman - The coon ( part 1)
Bunny - Squishy
Style (Kite x toolshed) - Emergencies only
Kyman - The coon ( Part 2)
Twenny - One bean at a time
Twenny - THE LASAGNE
Steek - On the house
Scutters - We don't need the others
Bunny - Luckiest person in the world
Bratters - More than just a best friend
Creek - Fuck it
Tyde - It wont smell the same
Bunny - Care to dance?
Kyman - I knew you loved me
Creek - Beans
Stylenny - So much for unpacking
Twutters - First date
Kyman - Truth or dare
Kyman - Worth it
Staig - Mario Kart with a demon
Cryde - I'm taken?
Carters - Nothing to you
Bunny - Is that a yes?
Cryle - I think I'd like that
Karen x Tricia - Operation Taren
Dip - It was perfect
Twutters - Toothache
Trenters - Im not going to let anyone hurt you
Tyde - Why would you ever kiss me
Bendy - But I love it
Fike- Dont let it go to your head
Stylenny - That's what you get
Kenman - You're cute
K2 - Crush
Stolovan - The exception
Kyman - His fatass
Stenny - Everything
Kenman - Pudgy marshmallow
Style - I love you too dumbass
Jimtim - One letter meant the world
Style - You
Creek - Five more minutes of hugs
Stanman - When you put it like that
Stylenny - Waffles?
Style - I love you ok?
Staig - Braceface
Style - Forever
Creek - Second cutest guy
Tyde - What i want
Kenman - I want to marry the Princess
Creek - Tiny Snakes
Creek - Last one upstairs
Tyde - If I was a worm
Style - Bad day?
Creek - Need help, come quick.
Tyde - Me neither
Bunny - I love you too Buttercup
Dip - Never be alone again
Jyle - This was nice
Cryle - Coffee and homework?
Bunny (Chaos x mysterion)- Maybe villains can have happy endings
Bunny - Blueberry?
Gregstophe - A brand new shovel
Fike - I'll curse you
Twenny - The ant and the fly
Bunny - Not so alone afterall
Fike- Cute goth boyfriend
Cryde - The right motivation
Kyman - Good enough
Jyle - Replaceable
Crutters- Soulmate au
Bunny - M'lady
Bunny - True loves kiss
K2 - Apple
Style - Last Name
Bunny - Cold hotpockets

Creek - He did warn you

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By SpacemanParker

Ok so this request isnt as uh...  Fluffy as the stuff I normally write. If u wanna read this be warned because its yandere craig x insane Tweek 😅 Request by stormytrix97

Tweek opened his eyes,  looking around into the darkness. " Craig? " He stuttered,  trying to stand up.  He felt his heart pound in his ears when he realised that his arms and legs were tied to the chair. " Craig please this isn't funny" Tweek said,  his voice shaking as he started breathing faster.  " Sssshhhh,  its okay baby" Craigs voice said from behind him,  oddly comforting. " Thank god,  Craig what's going on? " Tweek asked,  pulling at the ropes. Craig didn't respond,  but Tweek heard his footsteps as he walked towards the door.  " GAH WAIT CRAIG DON'T LEAVE ME! " Tweek yelled,  making Craig snicker.  " Wow,  you really love me huh? " Craig smirked.  " Relax,  I'm just turning on the light" He said,  flicking on the switch, the sudden brightness making Tweek squeeze his eyes shut.  " See? " Tweek felt his heart drop when he saw a chair in front of him,  Stan tied to it,  head drooped. " Don't worry,  hes just unconscious. " Craig said casually,  walking over and squatting next to Stan,  a smirk on his face. ".. Why..? " Tweek choked out,  his throat suddenly dry. Craig sighed,  laughing lightly as he took Stans phone from his pocket. He opened it,  scrolling through his contacts until he reached Tweeks.  " You're saved as Tweekers❤.  Thats my nickname for you. " He frowned. " And look,  Marshy here even put a heart after it" Craig growled,  standing up and kicking Stans chair angrily. " Wh.. What? " Stan said as his eyes fluttered open. " Oh good,  you're awake" Craig scowled,  chuckling darkly. " Craig?  WHAT THE FUCK?  WHY AM I TIED U- TWEEK?! " Stan yelled,  panicking as he tugged against the ropes. " TWEEK WE'RE GOING TO BE OKAY DON-" Stan began,  making Craig frown,  interrupting him by kicking over his chair. " Don't fucking talk to him" He said firmly. " FUCK" Stan groaned as his head hit the floor. " Stop being a bitch you're fine" Craig scowled.  " Look just don't hurt Tweek ok? Take me instead I don't care! " Stan pleaded,  making Craig roll his eyes,  taking a peice of cloth from his pocket and tying it around Stans mouth to shut him up. " I'm not going to hurt Tweekers" Craig said,  standing back up and walking over to Tweek,  stroking his cheek softly.  " How could I ever hurt someone so perfect? " His words made Tweek blush,  looking away.  Stan looked at the two confused.  Was Tweek actually into this?  We're they both insane? Stan yelled something through the cloth,  making Craig roll his eyes as his attention was taken away from Tweek.  " Don't you ever shut up? " Craig asked in annoyance. " Oh,  you're probably wondering why you're here right? " He realised,  lazily kicking at Stan,  who nodded in response.  Craig leant down,  showing the screen to Stan. " You see this?  You see this little heart? That's why. " Craig spat,  standing back up.  " TWEEK IS MINE.  HOW DARE YOU TRY TO STEAL HIM FROM ME? " He yelled,  raising his voice for the first time. " Yours? " Tweek asked quietly,  making Craig look at him,  his expression softening. " Tweekers I love you.  I want you to be mine. I just..  I can't stand when assholes like this try to take you away from me. " Craig admitted,  face turning sour as he hissed the last few words at Stan. " Craig I..  I love you too. " Tweek smiled. A noise came from Stan,  that was clearly a muffled " WHAT THE FUCK? " Stan started struggling again,  desperate to get away from the two. Craig brushed a strand of Tweeks hair from his face,  placing a soft kiss on his lips. Stan started screaming,  hoping that someone would hear him even through the cloth. " Goddamn it" Craig frowned,  easily lifting the chair, positioning Stan upright again. He took off the cloth. " Look,  you are really starting to piss me off Stan" He scowled. " It's almost like you dont want to leave. " Suddenly,  Stan looked towards Tweek.  Maybe Tweek was just acting so that Craig would untie him?  Craig frowned,  grabbing Stans face and pulling him roughly to face him.  " You don't deserve to look at him. If I have to put this back on,  it's going to taste bad. " Craig said,  lifting the cloth up and pointing to it. He made sure that Stan watched as he poured some kind of chemical onto it,  setting both the bottle and the fabric down on a table. " Ok,  back to you" Craig sighed,  turning to Tweek.  He looked at him sympathetically,  noticing the red marks around the ropes from how he had been struggling earlier.  " I'm sorry baby that must hurt" Craig said softly,  untying the ropes and kissing the red marks gently. Tweek smiled at him,  cupping his face in his hands and pulling him in for a kiss on the lips.  Tweek was untied now and Stan knew what he needed to do.  He bit his lip,  looking at the fabric as he took a deep breath.  Whatever chemical was on that would probably kill him,  and he was okay with that as long as it meant that Tweek had a chance to escape. " CRAIG!  LOOK AT ME!  IM TALKING!  BETTER PUT THE GAG ON ME NOW! " Stan said bravely,  trying to distract Craig for long enough to allow Tweek to escape. Craig turned around slowly,  laughing in annoyance as he looked at Stan.  Why wasn't Tweek running?  Stan had Craig distracted so there was every opportunity for him to leave. " RUN TWEEK! " Stan called desperately as Craig smirked.  " Yea Tweek,  you're free to do as you want" Craig said,  motioning towards the door.  Tweek smiled,  lacing his fingers together with Craigs. Stans eyes widened as he looked up at the two,  confused. " Oh,  you thought he was acting? " Craig laughed,  Tweek giggling with him. " I love Craig Stan,  and I mean he loves me so much that he would kidnap someone for me? How could I resist him" Tweek smiled,  kissing Craigs cheek.  " WHAT THE FUCK?  YOU'RE INSANE!  BOTH OF YOU! " Stan screamed as he struggled against the ropes again. " Want to do the honours? " Craig asked Tweek,  handing him the cloth. " Thanks babe" Tweek grinned,  taking the fabric as he moved closer to Stan. " He did warn you" Tweek shrugged,  before stuffing the cloth into Stans mouth.

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