South park oneshots

By SpacemanParker

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A bunch of gay ass oneshots basically. So far it contains: Bunny, Creek, Kyman, Style, Stylenny, Stutters... More

Bunny - Soft hair and warm hugs
Kyman - Maybe I don't hate you
Creek - I won't let them hurt you
Stylenny - Fuck you Eric
Stutters - I think you're pretty swell
Jyle - Can I have this dance?
Kyman - Im fine kyle
Tyde - Do you think bugs can smile?
Bunny - It means a lot
Tyde - You will never know
Stutters - All better?
Bunny - More than words can say
Bunny (Mysterion x Majorine) - Ducks and daisy chains
Style - Can we pretend that didnt happen?
Creek - Wanna make a blanket fort?
Kyman - Im so sorry
Bunny - Professor Chaos x Mysterion
Creek - How about that Slushie?
Stylenny - Bon appetite!
Style - Hypothetically
Style - Red solo cup
Creek - How did you know
Bunny - All I want for Christmas
Bunny - My hero
Kyman - Matching bruises
Kyman - Spoken like a love confession
Style - Will you be my boyfriend?
Creek - Surprises
Style - Trust me
K2 - What?
Creek - I'll have a black coffee
Bunny - Girls night
Style - What would you say
Creek - Happy anniversary
Creek - I miss my spaceman
Bunny - Im here buddy
Tyde - Im not tired
Stylenny - The best birthday
Bunny - Good Times with weapons
Bunny - Good times with weapons (part 2)
Cryle - Just tell him
Kyman - Unlikely pair
Bunny - Smile
Style - Me too
Bunny - Guardian angel
Creek - Coffee Shop
Kyutters - Knock it off fatass
Bunny - Can we do it again?
Cryle - The hot friend
Style - Finally
Style - You're drunk Stan
Bunny - Weird Orange Chicken
Bunny - It really is
Kyman - Thank you
Cryle - The hot friend ( part 2)
Crenny - I need you
Stylenny - Big pile of cute
Stutters - I think I like you
Kyman - Thats gay
Bunny - Milk
Cryle - Just coffee
Bunny - The perfect photo
Creek - Second ever kiss
Crenny - Better make today count then
Bunny - I trust you Kenny
Tyde - Sleepover
Creek - Kiss it better
Style - The start of something perfect.
Style - Like this?
Jimtim - Need a ride?
Kyman - The coon ( part 1)
Bunny - Squishy
Style (Kite x toolshed) - Emergencies only
Kyman - The coon ( Part 2)
Twenny - One bean at a time
Twenny - THE LASAGNE
Steek - On the house
Scutters - We don't need the others
Bunny - Luckiest person in the world
Bratters - More than just a best friend
Creek - Fuck it
Tyde - It wont smell the same
Bunny - Care to dance?
Kyman - I knew you loved me
Creek - Beans
Stylenny - So much for unpacking
Twutters - First date
Kyman - Truth or dare
Kyman - Worth it
Staig - Mario Kart with a demon
Cryde - I'm taken?
Carters - Nothing to you
Bunny - Is that a yes?
Cryle - I think I'd like that
Karen x Tricia - Operation Taren
Dip - It was perfect
Twutters - Toothache
Trenters - Im not going to let anyone hurt you
Tyde - Why would you ever kiss me
Bendy - But I love it
Fike- Dont let it go to your head
Stylenny - That's what you get
Kenman - You're cute
K2 - Crush
Stolovan - The exception
Kyman - His fatass
Stenny - Everything
Kenman - Pudgy marshmallow
Style - I love you too dumbass
Jimtim - One letter meant the world
Style - You
Creek - Five more minutes of hugs
Stanman - When you put it like that
Stylenny - Waffles?
Staig - Braceface
Style - Forever
Creek - He did warn you
Creek - Second cutest guy
Tyde - What i want
Kenman - I want to marry the Princess
Creek - Tiny Snakes
Creek - Last one upstairs
Tyde - If I was a worm
Style - Bad day?
Creek - Need help, come quick.
Tyde - Me neither
Bunny - I love you too Buttercup
Dip - Never be alone again
Jyle - This was nice
Cryle - Coffee and homework?
Bunny (Chaos x mysterion)- Maybe villains can have happy endings
Bunny - Blueberry?
Gregstophe - A brand new shovel
Fike - I'll curse you
Twenny - The ant and the fly
Bunny - Not so alone afterall
Fike- Cute goth boyfriend
Cryde - The right motivation
Kyman - Good enough
Jyle - Replaceable
Crutters- Soulmate au
Bunny - M'lady
Bunny - True loves kiss
K2 - Apple
Style - Last Name
Bunny - Cold hotpockets

Style - I love you ok?

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By SpacemanParker

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Kyle smiled, grabbing his books as the bell rung.  Stan had finally left Wendy for good,  after years of the endless cycle of her hurting him and leaving Kyle to pick up the peices.  The pair were going out to the arcade today in celebration.  His eyes scanned the hallway,  softening when they fell upon his best friend. He felt a small pang of uneasiness when he noticed that he was talking to Wendy,  but he shrugged it off as he walked closer. Suddenly,  his entire world seemed to end.  Wendy pushed Stan against the locker kissing him deeply and Kyle felt his mouth go dry.  His heart broke as he stared at the two,  letting the books that he was holding drop to the floor with a loud crash. Stan opened his eyes,  pushing Wendy away as he saw Kyles broken face,  his eyes wide and glossed over with tears. " You... " Was all Kyle said,  before his expression twisted into a scowl.  " YOU LYING ASSHOLE! " Kyle screamed,  moving without thinking.  His fist slammed into Stans jaw,  sending pain shooting up his arm and across Stans face. " KYLE WHAT THE FUCK? " Stan yelled,  holding a hand over where Kyle had just hit as tears of pain pricked at his eyes. " YOU KNOW WHAT?  I DON'T WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH A PROMISE BREAKING LIAR ANYMORE. " Kyle shouted, voice shaking with emotions as hot tears slid down his face. " KYLE JUST FUCKING LIS-" Stan began. " NO.  IM DONE LISTENING TO YOUR BULLSHIT.  DONT FUCKING SPEAK TO ME EVER AGAIN. " Kyle screamed,  turning around and shoving through the crowd that had formed around them. Stan could do nothing but watch as his best friend stormed away.  When he had gotten far enough,  Kyle slumped down against the wall,  hugging his knees to his chest.  His whole body shook as he started sobbing,  everything replaying in his head. He opened his phone,  about to call Stan like he always did when he needed a hug.  A stabbing pain shot through his heart when he remembered what he had said to him earlier.  Stan was the reason he was feeling like this.  His lockscreen mocked him as two versions of himself and Stan smiled out of the phone,  hugging tightly as they posed for the selfie. He yelled angrily,  throwing his phone against the wall opposite him.  He cried harder as he heard it crack,  peices of it flying all over the floor. Why was this getting to him so much?
The next day at school,  Stan waited in class,  staring at the empty seat where Kyle was supposed to be. He leant on his hand,  wincing when he accidentally pressed against where Kyle had left a large purple bruise yesterday. Suddenly,  the sound of the door opening made everyone turn to look.  " Sorry I'm late" Kyle said blankly,  a dark look on his face. His eyes were red and puffy,  his face tearstained and he looked like he hadn't slept at all night.  Stan could see curls of his hair sticking out from under his hat and Kyle avoided eye contact as he sat down. Stan frowned,  tearing the corner off of his paper.  You okay? He wrote,  biting his lip and folding it as he passed it onto Kyles desk.  Without opening it,  Kyle tore the note in half,  letting the two peices flutter to the ground as he stared ahead. When class was over,  Stan waited by the door to walk with his friend to lunch.  " Kyle I-" He began,  before Kyle pushed past him,  ignoring his existence entirely. He held back tears as he realised that Kyle wouldn't be eating with them today. This carried on for a week, Kyle ignoring him and Stan desperately trying to reach out.  He had had enough.  He didn't care if Kyle yelled at him or hit him or anything,  he just needed to hear his voice again. Stan bit his lip,  looking around desperately. Finally he spotted him.  Kyle was sitting alone on the steps,  poking at his food as he let himself cry. Stan sat next to him,  making Kyle scowl and stand up.  Stan grabbed his wrist. " Kyle" He said firmly as Kyle tried to wriggle out of his grip.  " LET GO OF ME ASSHOLE! " Kyle yelled as tears stung at his eyes. " Please.  Just talk to me. " Stan begged, tears welling in his own eyes.  " FUCK OFF YOU LIAR" Kyle screamed,  pulling harder on his arm. " I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU CARE SO MUCH ABOUT IT" Stan shouted, angrily.  Wendy had kissed him, if the stupid idiot had let him explain he could have told him that he hadn't kissed back.  He wasn't a liar.  Him and Wendy were over. " BECAUSE I FUCKING LOVE YOU OK? " Kyle cried. Stan loosened his grip and Kyle pulled his arm away. He stared back at Kyle in shock. " But you've always been too ignorant to notice"  Kyle said,  his tone softening as his anger was replaced with the pain he had been trying to hide. " Kyle.. " Stan said softly,  standing up and hugging his friend.  Kyle tried weakly to get away,  eventually giving up and wrapping his arms around Stan,  crying into his shoulder. Kyles body shook with his sobs,  hugging Stan tighter,  gripping onto him like his life depended on it. The pair stayed like that for a while,  neither wanting to let go. " It's only been a week Kyle,  but not being to talk to you was torture. It was like not having water when you're dying of thirst. Kyle I need you. " Stan admitted,  rubbing circles into Kyles back. " I realised that I was in love with you a long time ago,  but I thought that you we're straight,  so I tried dating Wendy again to help me get over you. Should have known that was impossible. " Stan chuckled lightly.  Kyle tensed up at his words,  pulling away to look into Stans eyes.  " You..  You feel the same way? " He asked in disbelief. Stan blushed,  looking away shyly as he nodded. " Can we uh..  Can we be friends again? " Stan asked. " No" Kyle said firmly,  making Stans heart rise to his throat.  He wasn't expecting that answer and he didn't know if he could cope with it. " I wanna be boyfriends instead. " Kyle said,  making Stan breath out a sigh of relief as he looked at the teasing grin on Kyles face.  " You asshole you scared me! " Stan laughed as he pulled Kyles hat further down over his eyes. " Payback" Kyle chuckled,  pulling his hat back up and meeting Stans eyes. " I love you so much" Stan sighed,  cupping the side of Kyles face in his hand with a smile. Kyle smiled genuinely.  " I love you too"

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