South park oneshots

By SpacemanParker

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A bunch of gay ass oneshots basically. So far it contains: Bunny, Creek, Kyman, Style, Stylenny, Stutters... More

Bunny - Soft hair and warm hugs
Kyman - Maybe I don't hate you
Creek - I won't let them hurt you
Stylenny - Fuck you Eric
Stutters - I think you're pretty swell
Jyle - Can I have this dance?
Kyman - Im fine kyle
Tyde - Do you think bugs can smile?
Bunny - It means a lot
Tyde - You will never know
Stutters - All better?
Bunny - More than words can say
Bunny (Mysterion x Majorine) - Ducks and daisy chains
Style - Can we pretend that didnt happen?
Creek - Wanna make a blanket fort?
Kyman - Im so sorry
Bunny - Professor Chaos x Mysterion
Creek - How about that Slushie?
Stylenny - Bon appetite!
Style - Hypothetically
Style - Red solo cup
Creek - How did you know
Bunny - All I want for Christmas
Bunny - My hero
Kyman - Matching bruises
Kyman - Spoken like a love confession
Style - Will you be my boyfriend?
Creek - Surprises
Style - Trust me
K2 - What?
Creek - I'll have a black coffee
Bunny - Girls night
Style - What would you say
Creek - Happy anniversary
Creek - I miss my spaceman
Bunny - Im here buddy
Tyde - Im not tired
Stylenny - The best birthday
Bunny - Good Times with weapons
Bunny - Good times with weapons (part 2)
Cryle - Just tell him
Kyman - Unlikely pair
Bunny - Smile
Style - Me too
Bunny - Guardian angel
Creek - Coffee Shop
Kyutters - Knock it off fatass
Bunny - Can we do it again?
Cryle - The hot friend
Style - Finally
Style - You're drunk Stan
Bunny - Weird Orange Chicken
Bunny - It really is
Kyman - Thank you
Cryle - The hot friend ( part 2)
Crenny - I need you
Stylenny - Big pile of cute
Stutters - I think I like you
Kyman - Thats gay
Bunny - Milk
Cryle - Just coffee
Bunny - The perfect photo
Creek - Second ever kiss
Crenny - Better make today count then
Bunny - I trust you Kenny
Tyde - Sleepover
Creek - Kiss it better
Style - The start of something perfect.
Style - Like this?
Jimtim - Need a ride?
Kyman - The coon ( part 1)
Bunny - Squishy
Style (Kite x toolshed) - Emergencies only
Kyman - The coon ( Part 2)
Twenny - One bean at a time
Twenny - THE LASAGNE
Steek - On the house
Scutters - We don't need the others
Bunny - Luckiest person in the world
Bratters - More than just a best friend
Creek - Fuck it
Tyde - It wont smell the same
Bunny - Care to dance?
Kyman - I knew you loved me
Creek - Beans
Twutters - First date
Kyman - Truth or dare
Kyman - Worth it
Staig - Mario Kart with a demon
Cryde - I'm taken?
Carters - Nothing to you
Bunny - Is that a yes?
Cryle - I think I'd like that
Karen x Tricia - Operation Taren
Dip - It was perfect
Twutters - Toothache
Trenters - Im not going to let anyone hurt you
Tyde - Why would you ever kiss me
Bendy - But I love it
Fike- Dont let it go to your head
Stylenny - That's what you get
Kenman - You're cute
K2 - Crush
Stolovan - The exception
Kyman - His fatass
Stenny - Everything
Kenman - Pudgy marshmallow
Style - I love you too dumbass
Jimtim - One letter meant the world
Style - You
Creek - Five more minutes of hugs
Stanman - When you put it like that
Stylenny - Waffles?
Style - I love you ok?
Staig - Braceface
Style - Forever
Creek - He did warn you
Creek - Second cutest guy
Tyde - What i want
Kenman - I want to marry the Princess
Creek - Tiny Snakes
Creek - Last one upstairs
Tyde - If I was a worm
Style - Bad day?
Creek - Need help, come quick.
Tyde - Me neither
Bunny - I love you too Buttercup
Dip - Never be alone again
Jyle - This was nice
Cryle - Coffee and homework?
Bunny (Chaos x mysterion)- Maybe villains can have happy endings
Bunny - Blueberry?
Gregstophe - A brand new shovel
Fike - I'll curse you
Twenny - The ant and the fly
Bunny - Not so alone afterall
Fike- Cute goth boyfriend
Cryde - The right motivation
Kyman - Good enough
Jyle - Replaceable
Crutters- Soulmate au
Bunny - M'lady
Bunny - True loves kiss
K2 - Apple
Style - Last Name
Bunny - Cold hotpockets

Stylenny - So much for unpacking

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By SpacemanParker

Request by TheBisexualSatanist

Kenny breathed out thickly, watching as the smoke danced from his lips into the air above him. He smiled, listening to the quiet as he laid on the wooden floor of his new house, resting his head on a bag. He trailed his fingers over the cracks in the floor. This house wasn't much, but it was his, he thought to himself happily. He closed his eyes, relaxing while he waited for the knock on his door that he knew was coming. Stan and Kyle had offered to come and help him unpack, since they knew him well enough to know that if he had to do it by himself, his stuff would still be in boxes next year. An excited smirk tugged at his lips when he heard voices approaching the door. He sat up, putting his cigarette out before waving his arms around to clear the smoke. He knew that Stan had asthma and even though he said that he didn't mind when Kenny smoked, Kenny still wanted to be careful around his friends lungs. As the pair knocked at his door, Kenny jumped up fully, chuckling when he saw his best friends faces pressed to the glass and pulling stupid faces at him. " Hey guys!" He grinned, opening the door and getting instantly tackled into a group hug. " Watch out Mr Possey!" He laughed to his pet as he hugged them back tightly, a wide grin on his face. A possum crawled out of his jacket, walking over to sit on the bag that Kenny had been resting his head on like it was its bed. " I still hate that thing" Kyle grimaced as he watched the possum over Kennys shoulder. " What Mr Possey? He is my baby Kyle how could you say that?" Kenny pouted, letting go of them as he walked over to pet the rodent. Kyle shook his head as he giggled at the expression on Kenny's face. " It's okay Mr Possey Kyle is just being a meanie because he's jealous of the hugs you get" Kenny smirked. " Aww you're right Ken, If you wanted more attention you should have just asked Kyle" Stan joined in, grinning as he wrapped his arms around Kyle, peppering his face with kisses. " Stop!" Kyle laughed as Stan smiled wider. " Come help me Ken, we can't have our baby being jealous of Mr Possey" Stan said as Kenny jumped up, racing towards the two. " HeY IM Not a BabY!" Kyle yelped as Kenny lept on them, knocking them all to the floor. " No, but you're our baby" Kenny smiled, kissing Kyle gently on his lips and making him blush. The three of them had had a strange relationship ever since a game of truth or dare at Cartmans, that had ended in them all confessing their crushes on eachother. Neither of the three had made it official yet, but they acted as if they were dating already, flirting with eachother and hugging whenever they got the chance. Stan stared at the two lovingly, a goofy smile on his face. " What, is Stan jealous now?" Kenny grinned, pulling him into a kiss and smirking when he felt his face heat up. " Uh.. I.." Stan stuttered, his mind turning to mush as he looked into Kennys alluring blue eyes. " Are we gonna unpack these boxes or what?" Kenny chuckled, getting off of the two as he stood up, walking towards a box labelled clothes. The moving company had already set up his basic furniture, such as his drawers and sofa, so the job wouldn't be too difficult for them. Stan and Kyle stood up, following him towards the box as he took out a shirt. " OH GODDAM- Scab was that you?" Kenny frowned, wiggling the sleeve of his hoodie and frowning at the rat that fell out. He showed the hole in the shirt he was holding to the rat, who looked at him almost guiltily. " I'll take that as a yes you little shit" Kenny scolded, before his eyes softened again. " Aww, how could I stay mad at you, come here asshole" He smiled, letting the rat crawl back into his sleeve as he threw the ruined shirt into the bin. " Kenny how many animals live in your clothes?" Stan laughed at his friend. " A lot " Kenny grinned back proudly, digging his hand into the box again. " Speaking of, can you hold Dave for a second?" He asked, pulling a small hamster from the hood of his jacket and plopping it into Stan's hand. " Ahh, here it is" Kenny smiled, pulling out a jacket and going to hang it in the wardrobe. " Kenny where do you keep getting those?" Kyle chuckled, pointing at the hamster that Stan was pulling faces at. " I don't know they just kind of appear" Kenny shrugged, a vole climbing out of his pocket and plopping itself onto a shelf. " I mean I get it, if I was a rat then I'd want to spend all of my life with you" Kyle smirked. " I don't know if I'm supposed to take that as an insult or a compliment" Kenny laughed. " Well considering the fact that he already is a rat.." Stan began, cut off by the fake scowl that Kyle threw his way. " Joking, joking" Stan giggled, setting the hamster down as he continued to help with the unpacking. As their laughter died down, Kyle noticed Kenny chewing on his lip nervously. " What you thinking about Ken?" He asked. " Nothing.. I just.. What are we?" He answered, looking at the pair with a hint of longing in his eyes. " What do you mean?" Stan replied. " Well.. I mean, were not just friends anymore right? At least.. I want to be more than that." Kenny admitted, scratching at his neck nervously. " What do you want to be then?" Kyle asked softly as the three shared a smile, already knowing the answer. " Are you really gonna make me say it?" Kenny whined as the two nodded at him, grinning. " Ugh.. I want to be.. I want to be boyfriends" Kenny said, trying to cover his blush by turning back to the boxes behind him." Well, I think that I want that too" Kyle smiled. They both looked at Stan nervously. " Yea I uh.. That would be really nice" Stan smiled back at them. Kenny grinned so widely that it forced his eyes to close as he held out his arms for his boyfriends to run into. " Boyfriend hug!" He said happily as they leapt onto him. Kenny finally felt like he was complete, and he had a feeling that this hug wasn't ending anytime soon. So much for unpacking he thought, giggling to himself.

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