South park oneshots

By SpacemanParker

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A bunch of gay ass oneshots basically. So far it contains: Bunny, Creek, Kyman, Style, Stylenny, Stutters... More

Bunny - Soft hair and warm hugs
Kyman - Maybe I don't hate you
Creek - I won't let them hurt you
Stylenny - Fuck you Eric
Stutters - I think you're pretty swell
Jyle - Can I have this dance?
Kyman - Im fine kyle
Tyde - Do you think bugs can smile?
Bunny - It means a lot
Tyde - You will never know
Stutters - All better?
Bunny - More than words can say
Bunny (Mysterion x Majorine) - Ducks and daisy chains
Style - Can we pretend that didnt happen?
Creek - Wanna make a blanket fort?
Kyman - Im so sorry
Bunny - Professor Chaos x Mysterion
Creek - How about that Slushie?
Stylenny - Bon appetite!
Style - Hypothetically
Style - Red solo cup
Creek - How did you know
Bunny - All I want for Christmas
Bunny - My hero
Kyman - Matching bruises
Kyman - Spoken like a love confession
Style - Will you be my boyfriend?
Creek - Surprises
Style - Trust me
K2 - What?
Creek - I'll have a black coffee
Bunny - Girls night
Style - What would you say
Creek - Happy anniversary
Creek - I miss my spaceman
Bunny - Im here buddy
Tyde - Im not tired
Stylenny - The best birthday
Bunny - Good Times with weapons
Bunny - Good times with weapons (part 2)
Cryle - Just tell him
Kyman - Unlikely pair
Bunny - Smile
Style - Me too
Bunny - Guardian angel
Creek - Coffee Shop
Kyutters - Knock it off fatass
Bunny - Can we do it again?
Cryle - The hot friend
Style - Finally
Style - You're drunk Stan
Bunny - Weird Orange Chicken
Bunny - It really is
Kyman - Thank you
Cryle - The hot friend ( part 2)
Crenny - I need you
Stylenny - Big pile of cute
Stutters - I think I like you
Kyman - Thats gay
Bunny - Milk
Cryle - Just coffee
Bunny - The perfect photo
Creek - Second ever kiss
Crenny - Better make today count then
Bunny - I trust you Kenny
Tyde - Sleepover
Creek - Kiss it better
Style - The start of something perfect.
Style - Like this?
Jimtim - Need a ride?
Kyman - The coon ( part 1)
Bunny - Squishy
Style (Kite x toolshed) - Emergencies only
Kyman - The coon ( Part 2)
Twenny - One bean at a time
Twenny - THE LASAGNE
Steek - On the house
Scutters - We don't need the others
Bunny - Luckiest person in the world
Bratters - More than just a best friend
Creek - Fuck it
Tyde - It wont smell the same
Bunny - Care to dance?
Kyman - I knew you loved me
Stylenny - So much for unpacking
Twutters - First date
Kyman - Truth or dare
Kyman - Worth it
Staig - Mario Kart with a demon
Cryde - I'm taken?
Carters - Nothing to you
Bunny - Is that a yes?
Cryle - I think I'd like that
Karen x Tricia - Operation Taren
Dip - It was perfect
Twutters - Toothache
Trenters - Im not going to let anyone hurt you
Tyde - Why would you ever kiss me
Bendy - But I love it
Fike- Dont let it go to your head
Stylenny - That's what you get
Kenman - You're cute
K2 - Crush
Stolovan - The exception
Kyman - His fatass
Stenny - Everything
Kenman - Pudgy marshmallow
Style - I love you too dumbass
Jimtim - One letter meant the world
Style - You
Creek - Five more minutes of hugs
Stanman - When you put it like that
Stylenny - Waffles?
Style - I love you ok?
Staig - Braceface
Style - Forever
Creek - He did warn you
Creek - Second cutest guy
Tyde - What i want
Kenman - I want to marry the Princess
Creek - Tiny Snakes
Creek - Last one upstairs
Tyde - If I was a worm
Style - Bad day?
Creek - Need help, come quick.
Tyde - Me neither
Bunny - I love you too Buttercup
Dip - Never be alone again
Jyle - This was nice
Cryle - Coffee and homework?
Bunny (Chaos x mysterion)- Maybe villains can have happy endings
Bunny - Blueberry?
Gregstophe - A brand new shovel
Fike - I'll curse you
Twenny - The ant and the fly
Bunny - Not so alone afterall
Fike- Cute goth boyfriend
Cryde - The right motivation
Kyman - Good enough
Jyle - Replaceable
Crutters- Soulmate au
Bunny - M'lady
Bunny - True loves kiss
K2 - Apple
Style - Last Name
Bunny - Cold hotpockets

Creek - Beans

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By SpacemanParker

Tweek felt his heart pound in his ears as everyone said goodnight. Clyde reached for the lamp,  and Tweek tried his best to hide the tears welling in his eyes.  The room was plunged into darkness as the light clicked off.  Tweek squeezed his eyes shut tightly,  imagining that it was still bright.  He couldn't hear anything as his friends fell asleep one by one,  and he pulled the sleeping bag further up. His eyes shot open as the wind blew a branch into the window,  making a small tapping noise.  When he was met with just more darkness,  he pulled the sleeping bag over his head,  shaking in fear as he hid his face in his hands,  curling up into a ball. He let out a small whimper as he shut his eyes again. His heart was racing,  and he tried to imagine that he was at home in his own bed with his nightlight on,  but the hard floor beneath him made it impossible. Tears fell out of his eyes as he tried to stay quiet,  breathing way too fast for his own good. Only about six more hours until the sun comes up,  he tried reassuring himself. Something brushing against his foot made him feel like screaming,  but for the sake of his friends he clamped his hand over his mouth. He squeezed his hand into a fist to give him some sort of confidence as he moved his foot,  sighing as he realised it was just the label of the sleeping bag.  He shot further into the sleeping back when something made a noise outside,  and he felt more tears slide down his face as he hid from the world. " Tweek? " A voice whispered softly,  making his heart go into his throat.  " Tweekers? " The voice said again,  and Tweek realised that it was Craig. He wanted to reply,  but when he opened his mouth all that he could manage to do was make scared whimpers. Craig stood up out of his bed,  walking over Clyde to Tweek.  " Hey,  you okay? " He asked softly as he rested a hand on the lump that was Tweek.  When he felt how violently he was shaking,  he sucked in a breath in shock.  " Oh my god,  Tweek!  You should have told me you were freaking out!  Im here buddy everything's okay now" Craig whispered,  unzipping Tweeks bag to reveal his friend curled into a tiny ball.  Tweek instantly sprung up,  latching onto Craig as he cried into his chest.  " Hey,  shhhh,  im here now" Craig whispered gently as he stroked Tweeks hair,  hugging him tightly.  " Craigs got you" He said soothingly.  Tweek already felt so much better with Craigs arms around him. He hugged him tightly,  never wanting to let go as he tried to steady his breathing.  " Damn this floor is not comfortable.  Do you wanna sleep in my bed tonight? Ill sleep here if you want" Craig offered as Tweek shook his head.  " C... Cra.. Craig? " Tweek sniffled.  " Yea Tweek? " He replied.  " Can I uh..  Can I sleep with you tonight? " Tweek asked nervously. " Of course dude,  whatever makes you feel more comfortable" Craig nodded,  stroking circles into his friends back soothingly. He stood up,  carrying Tweek to his bed and setting him down,  climbing in next to him. Tweeks heart started speeding up again,  until he felt Craig wrap his arms around him,  holding him closer.  He let out a breath, smiling as he sniffed,  burying his face into Craigs chest. " Thank you Craig" Tweek whispered gratefully as he looked at his friends face that was slightly visible in the moonlight.  Craig smiled with the corner of his mouth,  making Tweeks eyes widen as he noticed how pretty Craig was. From this angle Tweek could see how perfect his jawline was,  and the reflection in his eyes showed the icy blue colour that stood out in the dark. Craig sighed happily as he felt Tweek relax.  " Just don't tell those guys that we did this " Craig half joked.  Tweek chuckled,  snuggling into Craigs chest and feeling safe as his arms wrapped around him,  protecting him from everything that made him scared. Craig noticed that Tweek wasn't twitching for once,  smiling as he fell asleep,  face buried in the soft mess of Tweeks hair.

" Shhh! " Token giggled as Clyde tried to surpress his laughter. " Send this to me after! " Clyde laughed,  watching as Token recorded Tweek sleeping on Craigs chest.  " Why is he even in Craigs bed? " Token chuckled.  " Awwwww,  look how cute Craig loookkkksss" Clyde joked,  jumping as Craig opened an eye.  " Shit! " Token laughed,  stuffing his phone in his pocket as Craig stretched,  rubbing his eyes as Tweek woke up.  " Mmm.. " Tweek frowned,  snuggling back into Craig before he felt him tense up underneath him.  Craig turned bright red as he saw his two friends staring at him.  He shot up,  making Tweek fall onto the bed.  " I UH..  FUCK OFF" Craig spluttered as he flipped his two friends off,  who burst into laughter.  Tweek frowned,  rubbing his eyes and turning the same shade as Craig when he realised what was happening. " AwE cRaigy is embaRassEdddd" Clyde smirked as he jumped on the bed next to Craig,  leaning on his shoulder as Craig shoved him onto the floor,  making him giggle. " So why was Tweek in your bed Craiggg? " Token grinned,  wiggling his eyebrows suggestively.  Tweek curled into a ball,  hiding his face as he groaned. " He couldn't sleep! " Craig defended his friend. " So you mean to tell us that   you invited Tweek into your bed to cuddle just because he couldnt sleep? "  Clyde asked.  Craig opened his mouth to argue,  but couldn't think of a response.  " I uh.. " Craig spluttered. " Leave Craig alone guys,  I asked to sleep in his bed" Tweek said embarrased as he looked up.  Token and Clyde looked at him with confused faces.  " Wait..  Tweek say that again. " Token asked.  " I asked to sleep in his bed? " Tweek repeated.  Clyde and Token shared a look.  " He didn't twitch.. " They both said,  looking back at Tweek. They looked down,  realising that Craig had an arm wrapped around his back.  " Craig stand up for a second" Token said as Craig stood up reluctantly.  " What are you guys GAH trying to do? " Tweek twitched,  clapping a hand over his mouth when he realised.  " Oh my god" Clyde grinned, holding back laughter.  Craig looked confused.  " What? " He asked.  " Twitchy here chills out when you're near him" Token chuckled.  Craigs blush returned as he met Tweeks eyes.  " Dude Jimmy is dying right now" Clyde grinned,  showing the messages of Jimmy reacting to the video of their friends sleeping together. " YOU SENT IT TO PEOPLE?! " Craig yelled as he tried to grab the phone,  chasing Clyde around the room as Token and Tweek laughed at them.  " ONLY TO JIMMY I SWEAR! " Clyde laughed as he ran.  " YOU'RE SO DEAD ASSHOLE" Craig laughed as he caught up with Clyde,  grabbing his phone.  Craig looked at the phone screen then back to Clyde.  He shook his head disappointedly as Clyde finger gunned.  " Really? " Craig chuckled as he looked at Clydes wallpaper,  which was a weird oversaturated picture of Clyde in a dress with glowing red eyes and text above it saying beans . Clyde held his hands together,  inhaling deeply before responding simply by saying "beans". " Keep your cursed ass phone" Craig laughed throwing his phone back as he went to sit next to Tweek again. " OH MY GOD JIMMY THINKS YOU TWO ARE DATING NOW! " Clyde laughed,  before he gasped.  "..  Wait..  You aren't right?  " He asked.  " N.. No" Tweek said,  not hiding the disappointment in his voice very well.  " Do you want to be? " Token asked seriously as he saw how sad Tweek suddenly looked.  Tweek didn't respond.  " Tweekers.. " Craig asked softly,  lifting his chin up to look at him. " Do you want to be? " Craig repeated Tokens question.  Clyde watched them like a tv show,  shushing Token when he was about to say something.  " I uh..  I mean..  I" Tweek stuttered nervously.  " Because..  I think that I do.. " Craig said,  making Clyde and Token gasp.  " Well then..  I think that I do too" Tweek smiled.  Clyde and Token burst into cheers,  clapping as their friends remembered that they were there,  blushing darkly.  " CREEK IS REAL!! " Clyde screamed as he rolled onto his back,  kicking his legs in the air excitedly.  

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