South park oneshots

By SpacemanParker

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A bunch of gay ass oneshots basically. So far it contains: Bunny, Creek, Kyman, Style, Stylenny, Stutters... More

Bunny - Soft hair and warm hugs
Kyman - Maybe I don't hate you
Creek - I won't let them hurt you
Stylenny - Fuck you Eric
Stutters - I think you're pretty swell
Jyle - Can I have this dance?
Kyman - Im fine kyle
Tyde - Do you think bugs can smile?
Bunny - It means a lot
Tyde - You will never know
Stutters - All better?
Bunny - More than words can say
Bunny (Mysterion x Majorine) - Ducks and daisy chains
Style - Can we pretend that didnt happen?
Creek - Wanna make a blanket fort?
Kyman - Im so sorry
Bunny - Professor Chaos x Mysterion
Creek - How about that Slushie?
Stylenny - Bon appetite!
Style - Hypothetically
Style - Red solo cup
Creek - How did you know
Bunny - All I want for Christmas
Bunny - My hero
Kyman - Matching bruises
Kyman - Spoken like a love confession
Style - Will you be my boyfriend?
Creek - Surprises
Style - Trust me
K2 - What?
Creek - I'll have a black coffee
Bunny - Girls night
Style - What would you say
Creek - Happy anniversary
Creek - I miss my spaceman
Bunny - Im here buddy
Tyde - Im not tired
Stylenny - The best birthday
Bunny - Good Times with weapons
Bunny - Good times with weapons (part 2)
Cryle - Just tell him
Kyman - Unlikely pair
Bunny - Smile
Style - Me too
Bunny - Guardian angel
Creek - Coffee Shop
Kyutters - Knock it off fatass
Bunny - Can we do it again?
Cryle - The hot friend
Style - Finally
Style - You're drunk Stan
Bunny - Weird Orange Chicken
Bunny - It really is
Kyman - Thank you
Cryle - The hot friend ( part 2)
Crenny - I need you
Stylenny - Big pile of cute
Stutters - I think I like you
Kyman - Thats gay
Bunny - Milk
Cryle - Just coffee
Bunny - The perfect photo
Creek - Second ever kiss
Crenny - Better make today count then
Bunny - I trust you Kenny
Tyde - Sleepover
Creek - Kiss it better
Style - The start of something perfect.
Style - Like this?
Jimtim - Need a ride?
Kyman - The coon ( part 1)
Bunny - Squishy
Style (Kite x toolshed) - Emergencies only
Kyman - The coon ( Part 2)
Twenny - One bean at a time
Twenny - THE LASAGNE
Steek - On the house
Scutters - We don't need the others
Bunny - Luckiest person in the world
Bratters - More than just a best friend
Creek - Fuck it
Tyde - It wont smell the same
Kyman - I knew you loved me
Creek - Beans
Stylenny - So much for unpacking
Twutters - First date
Kyman - Truth or dare
Kyman - Worth it
Staig - Mario Kart with a demon
Cryde - I'm taken?
Carters - Nothing to you
Bunny - Is that a yes?
Cryle - I think I'd like that
Karen x Tricia - Operation Taren
Dip - It was perfect
Twutters - Toothache
Trenters - Im not going to let anyone hurt you
Tyde - Why would you ever kiss me
Bendy - But I love it
Fike- Dont let it go to your head
Stylenny - That's what you get
Kenman - You're cute
K2 - Crush
Stolovan - The exception
Kyman - His fatass
Stenny - Everything
Kenman - Pudgy marshmallow
Style - I love you too dumbass
Jimtim - One letter meant the world
Style - You
Creek - Five more minutes of hugs
Stanman - When you put it like that
Stylenny - Waffles?
Style - I love you ok?
Staig - Braceface
Style - Forever
Creek - He did warn you
Creek - Second cutest guy
Tyde - What i want
Kenman - I want to marry the Princess
Creek - Tiny Snakes
Creek - Last one upstairs
Tyde - If I was a worm
Style - Bad day?
Creek - Need help, come quick.
Tyde - Me neither
Bunny - I love you too Buttercup
Dip - Never be alone again
Jyle - This was nice
Cryle - Coffee and homework?
Bunny (Chaos x mysterion)- Maybe villains can have happy endings
Bunny - Blueberry?
Gregstophe - A brand new shovel
Fike - I'll curse you
Twenny - The ant and the fly
Bunny - Not so alone afterall
Fike- Cute goth boyfriend
Cryde - The right motivation
Kyman - Good enough
Jyle - Replaceable
Crutters- Soulmate au
Bunny - M'lady
Bunny - True loves kiss
K2 - Apple
Style - Last Name
Bunny - Cold hotpockets

Bunny - Care to dance?

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By SpacemanParker

Request by  GilbertBeilshmidt8

Ok so I really liked this request,  wrote it,  hated the oneshot,  deleted it and made it again but with an entirely different plot.

Kenny sat at a table, the happy music blaring in his ears mocking him as he watched his prom date dancing with Clyde. He felt like this shouldn't hurt as much as it did since he hadn't really wanted to go with her, but he still felt his chest aching at the realisation that nobody had actually wanted him. He sipped his glass of punch bitterly, wishing that someone would just spike it already so that he didn't have to deal with this feeling. Someone had been pacing back and forwards behind him for a while now, and their indecisiveness was starting to annoy him. " You can sit down if you want to" He stated bluntly, not looking up. The person quietly sat down next to him and he sighed, not registering who it even was as he messed with the confetti on the tablecloth.  A familiar smell filled his nose, making his heart flip in his chest as he felt a whole new wave of pain. It smelt like vanilla and strawberries, the same smell that followed the person who Kenny had actually wanted to come to this stupid prom with. Butters. He wished he had asked him before Cartman did. After Cartman demanded that Leo had to go with him, Kenny was so heartbroken that he had just agreed to go with the first person who asked him. He felt his eyes well up as he thought about what could have been and he bit his lip as a tear slid down his face. " Why.. why are you crying Kenny?" The person sitting next to him suddenly asked, in the a voice so soft that Kenny barely heard it, although it was still enough to make him jump, quickly wiping his eyes on his sleeve. " Im not!" He snapped, eyes widening when he turned to look and was met with the slightly hurt expression on Leos face. " Oh.. it's you. Sorry Butters" Kenny sniffed apologetically. " Don't worry about it. You wanna go get some air with me?" Leo offered, pointing to the outside area and smiling kindly. " That uh.. That actually sounds pretty nice" Kenny smiled weakly making Butters' eyes brighter as they both stood up. " What about uh.. What about Fatass?" Kenny asked, pointing over to Cartman who was stuffing his mouth with the snacks at the buffet. " Eric? He'll be fine." Leo said, pulling Kenny out of the room quickly and hiding behind the wall as Cartman turned around, eyes scanning the hall. " What was that about?" Kenny asked curiously as Leo relaxed, letting go of him and walking to a bench. " I've been trying to get away from him all night, he just wants to eat and sabotage Kyle's date" Butters told him as he slumped onto the seat followed by Kenny. " I was actually wondering why you of all people would come to prom with that.. thing"  Kenny grimaced, smirking when he saw the smile that Butters was trying to hide. " Eric's a nice person! He just uh.. well" Leo tried to defend him, but ended up giving up. " Okay you have a point.. I only came with him because he didn't exactly give me a choice. I mean, he kind of more told me I was coming with him than asked, and you know how hard it is for me to be rude to people so I guess... here I am." Butters shrugged. " But... didn't you want to go to prom with someone you actually liked?" Kenny asked curiously, lifting up his legs and crossing them in front of him on the bench. " Well yea... but the only other person I wanted to go with had a girlfriend" Butters admitted shyly. " Damn" Kenny said apologetically, putting a hand on Leo's shoulder for reassurance. He quickly pulled it away in shock however when he watched his friend start to tear up. " Hey its okay Buttercup, dont cry!" Kenny panicked, picking at his black nail polish nervously. " How could I fall for a straight guy?" Butters said quietly as fat tears rolled down his face. " You can't help who you like Le, its alright." Kenny said gently, trying not to let the pain that he was feeling show. He wished that Leo would fall in love with him. He would treat him so much better than the stupid straight guy who broke his heart without even realising. For some reason, Kennys words only seemed to make Leo cry more. " Please stop being so nice... it's making this so much harder" Butters said through his tears, making Kenny frown in confusion. " I don't understand.." Kenny said, his voice breaking when he felt like he was hurting Leo more. " I don't expect you to Ken... I'm pretty sure your date is missing you, you should probably go back inside to her" Butters sniffled, scrunching into a ball. " As if Bebe cares about me. She only asked me to take her so that she could say she went with someone and I only agreed because my crush was taken". Butters looked up, eyes wide and glimmering with what Kenny could have sworn looked like hope. " But.. shes your girlfriend" He said, wiping his nose on his sleeve. " No she isn't, look, shes litterally twerking on someone else right now" Kenny said, pointing to the glass door. Kenny couldn't help but reach out to his friends face, wiping his tears with his thumbs. " Hey Leo, it's okay dude" He said softly as Butters leant into his touch, looking up at him with big blue eyes. " Who uh.. whisidicrsh?" Butters mumbled inaudiably, " Huh?" Kenny asked as Butters hid his face with his sleeves. " Whshsdkcrsh?" He mumbled again, and Kenny pulled his hands away to reveal a bright red blush dusted over Butters' face. " Who is your crush?" He said clearer this time, scrunching his eyes shut as Kenny still held his wrists. Kenny chuckled. " Why are you so embarassed?" He smirked at the small boy who pouted at him adorably. " Just answer" Leo said, chewing on his lip as he looked away. " Well, he's a-" Kenny began, but stopped when Butters' eyes widened. " He?" Leo asked. " Yea..? Wait... you didn't think that I was-" Kenny smirked, grinning when he realised what was happening. "N...no!" Butters stuttered, clearly lying. " Well, my crush is the most adorable person in the whole of south park." Kenny teased, loving the colour that his friend was turning from embarassment. " He has the cutest blonde hair.." Kenny said, letting go of Leos arm to stroke his soft hair. " And the prettiest blue eyes" He continued. " And he is the kindest person I have ever met" Kenny carried on. " You have any idea who he might be?" Kenny asked teasingly as Butters lied, shaking his head and wanting to hear more of what Kenny thought of him. " Well, he's also really innocent, and he can make friends with just about anyone, and he always sees the good in people." Kenny smiled. " And, he's also really dumb if he thinks I dont know that he's figured out who I have a crush on by now" Butters spluttered at this, just making Kenny smile wider. " Wanna take a guess who he is?" Kenny asked as Leo leant forwards, burying his face into Kennys chest in embarassment. " I love you Buttercup" Kenny whispered into Leo's ear as the two hugged eachother tightly. " I love you too Ken" Butters said, looking up from the hug with the biggest grin Kenny had ever seen on his face. " Prom's not over yet" Kenny said, looking at his watch and standing up. " Care to dance?" He smirked, holding out a hand.

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