RANTS

By abcdabcd123456789

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I'm pissed and I need coffee. Or any sort of energy drink whatsoever. And quite possibly a knife, bleach, bo... More

RELIGION
Homosexuality
Cussing
Talking in the Library
Cheating
Get over it
DON'T FUCKING CALL ME A POSER
Getting ready in the morning
PEOPLE WHO LITERALLY ONLY CUT FOR ATTENTION
Fights
POSERS
Losing stuff
Fake friends
MY FOOD
WTF moments
Triggers
PERIODS
WHEN PARENTS GO THROUGH YOUR PHONE
When you hate someone
Screaming
They never notice
FAKES
The dark and horror movies
CENSORSHIP
FUCKING PRINCESSES
NOT GIVING MONEY BACK
Fucking liars
Strangers
EXPENSIVE SHIT
GUYS
What the FUCK
No
HDJDUFJDJJJJFJFHD
Stories that are shit
EVIL BUNNIES
ANDROID

Close your mouth

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By abcdabcd123456789

FOOD GOES IN YOUR MOUTH

IN

DO YOU GET THE KEY POINT? 

IN

Nobody wants to see your goddamn food.

Close your mouth

Chew

Hell, drink something if you need to

But CLOSE YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU EAT

Ain't nobody wanna see the fucking mess

It's a simple process, really

Promise

Try it

No pressure

.. I'll just duct tape your lips shut and tie you to my chair in the basement for you to slowly decompose after you die and the rats have feasted on your flesh if you don't.

Again

No pressure

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