[Just some short filler before we get back into the Plot]
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Inside of a rainy area where the Spice Boys are seen approaching a group of innocent people.
Old Man: "No! Please! Leave us alone! We were just renting this house! We never meant to-"
Everyone get killed by the Spice Boys, who all bow down do Garlic Jr.
Garlic Jr.: "Yes! Though this rain may wash these fools away, the blood that soon shall flow no storm shall meet the task! I will cover this world in a darkness so thick and chilly, the only rival shall be the hell in which I spent all those years. Brace your bitter selves, you worms, for I, Garlic Jr., shall soon rule you a-"
Rex: "No you won't."
Garlic Jr.: "H-Huh? Who the fu-"
Rex: "We're gonna completely and utterly skip this arc."
Garlic Jr.: "Oh you mother fu-"
Underwater, a mass of fish and caves are seen as a giant fish swims by.
Heisei Narrating: "In the great lakes near Mount Paozu, there is a breed of Pauzu tuna clinging at life in its saltwater habitat. Fished near to extinction by the inhabitants, they are slowly making headway back to a sustainable population."
Gohan swimming underwater then punching one fish out of the water, along with three more following suit.
Heisei Narrating: "Oh, sweet salty Christ, no!"
Gohan emerges from the water shaking the water off of his head.
Krillin: "Hey, Gohan! Goin' fishing?"
Gohan: "Yep! With Mom gone, I'm the bread winner now! Also Y/n said he needed a break from my Mother. What's with the weird clothes, Krillin?"
Krillin is shown wearing a fancy white suit with a large white hat aswell.
Krillin: "Ah-ah-ah! My name is no longer Krillin. My new name is Juan Sanchez."
Y/n: "Yeah, I asked the same thing and got the same answer. I don't know whats happening."
Y/n said as he walked onto the scene, water dripping off of his body as he carried a giant red fish over his shoulder.
Gohan: "I'm compelled to ask why."
Krillin: "Well, before we left for Namek, I took out a huge life insurance policy on myself, and left it all to my twin brother."
Gohan: "But you don’t have a tw-"
Y/n: Your last name's Sanchez!?"
Krillin: "And it paid off in triple because I died off-planet! They said, "Don't worry, there's no way you're gonna die out in space!" Showed them!"
Y/n: "Ok, I may be like 4 maybe 5 Years old, but even I know thats insurance fra-."
Krillin: "SHHH! Don't say the IF Words!"
Y/n: "..... We're still calling you Krillin."
Krillin: "So, what do you think of my new ride?"
Krillin says as he points to a red car on top of a hill.
Gohan: "Eh, it's a nice car, I guess?"
Y/n: "... I kinda wanna eat it."
Krillin: "Not what I was referring to."
Krillin said as a woman with exrremely long yet familiar blue hair walked out of the car, making Y/n and Gohan's eyes widen.
Maron: "Juan! I broke a nail. Can I have a thousand dollars?"
Krillin: "You can have two! Guys, I am an excellent boyfriend."
Y/n: "Krillin..."
Krillin: "...... Y/n! Please don't do it! I'm begging you! I will gladly die again if it ment keeping this!"
Y/n: "What?... No! Ew! I'm not Cucking you now!"
Krillin: "Huh?"
Y/n: "She looks too much like Bulma and seems to be as big of a Bimbo as Goka. And we all know she's not dead... don't want any Copies in my Harem. Still pretty hot though."
Maron: "Thanks!"
Krillin: ".... E... Excuse me a moment."
Krilling quickly ran behind a rock, before...
Krillin in distance: "WOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!!"
*Reverse Ding!*
[Krillin Owned Counter: 30
Krillin then came back as if nothing happened.
Gohan: "Krillin, how did you meet this woman?"
Krillin: "We met at the bank. I was there picking up my life insurance money, and she was there depositing her money from her night job. I think she’s a waitress or something, because she was depositing a lot of fives and ones."
Maron: "And me and my dear sweety little chestnut fell deeply, truly in love!"
Krillin: "She says I have a very rich personality..."
Maron: "And a wealth of knowledge!"
Krillin: "And her boobs are as big as my head!"
Gohan: "I had made the comparison."
Y/n: "Who couldn't."
Krillin: "So, you going to the party tonight?"
Gohan: "I dunno. Mom wasn't a huge fan of that Walking Dead theme party. But I think I can make it."
Y/n: "Eh, Sure, whatever. Sounds like fun."
Krillin: "See you later, guys!"
Maron: "Goodbye, Gonad, Orange Guy! See you at Master Hoashie's!"
Krillin and Maron then drive off, with "Gold Digger" by Kanye West playing from inside the car.
Y/n: "Bitch didn't even try to learn my name."
Gohan: "Eh, say what you want. They're a good couple."
Y/n: "No, she's a stripper, hooker, and gold digger and he's a dumbass."
Gohan: ".... *Sigh* Fuck, your right, this is gonna end badly."
Meanwhile, Piccolo is seen standing in the middle of a deserted wasteland.
Nail: (You ever think about buying a house?)
Piccolo thoughts: "Oh yeah, let me get right on that with all that money I don’t have."
Nail: (Well, you ever thought about getting a job?)
Piccolo thoughts: "I'm a green slug man. No amount of affirmative action is going to get me a job."
Nail: (If you say so. By the way, that old guy’s been standing there for like fifteen minutes; maybe you should say something.)
Nail says as Kami is shown standing behind Piccolo.
Piccolo thoughts: "Ugh, fine.
Piccolo: "What do you want, Kami?"
Kami: Mr. Popo's kicked me off the lookout for the night. Apparently he has a "booty call"."
《Meanwhile》
Jynx: "Jynx! Jynx! Jynx!"
Mr. Popo: "Shut up, bitch! you love it!"
《Back With Piccolo》
Kami: "Last time he did this I found five corpses.... He laughed when I said "five"...."
Piccolo: "Well, what do you want from me?"
Kami: "I was hoping I could stay at your house."
Piccolo: "I don't have a house!"
Nail: (See? What'd I tell you?)
Piccolo: "Shut up, Nail!"
Kami: "Is someone in there?"
Nail: (Hello, Kami!)
Piccolo: "He can't hear you."
Kami: "Actually, I can.
*telepathically* Hello, there. Who are you?
Nail: (I'm Nail. I'm a Namekian Piccolo fused with on Namek.)
Kami: "You do know that technique is forbidden, Piccolo."
Piccolo: "Your FACE is forbidden!"
Nail: (Sadly, that was the best one up here.)
Piccolo: "SHUT IT, NAIL!"
《Timeskip》
At Kame House, a radio is playing "American Woman" by Lenny Kravitz, as the party starts.
Bulma: "So, nice of you to bring your new girlfriend here, "Juan"."
Yamcha: "Yeah, not gonna lie, at first we kinda thought you brought home a hooker."
Bulma: "Yamcha!"
Yamcha: "Well, we did."
Krillin: "I can assure you that my darling beautiful Maron is no hooker."
Maron: "Well, that depends. Sometimes I take extra cash in the back room, but those were always unde"r the table, so I don't think they count."
Y/n in very far distance: "I FUCKIN CALLED THAT SHIT!"
Yamcha: "How much extra?"
Maron: "How much ya got?"
Yamcha: "Well, I am a professional baseball pla- Ahh!"
Bulma: "Okay, first off, the only thing that Screws Yamcha is life, not even Y/n will tap that."
Yamcha: "There's still a chance! I'm still a Waifu!"
Master Roshi: "Yeah, a trash tier one..."
Bulma: "Second of all, blue hair? Real original. And Third, Juan, don't you have any other friends you can take Maron to meet?"
Krillin: "Well, we saw Gohan earlier, but he was busy pounding the tuna.... What? With Goka gone, Chi-Chi needs someone to do it, plus Y/n said he needed a break!"
Master Roshi starts chuckling, slowly getting louder as the conversation continues..
Krillin: "We also stopped by Korin and Yajirobe's, but..."
《Flashback》
Krillin: "This brunch is delicious, Yajirobe!"
Yajirobe: "Thank you, I cooked everything myself."
Maron: "So, if you two had babies, would they be little fat men or kitties?"
Krillin: "And we are leaving!"
Korin: "Probably fat kitties."
《Flashback over》
Krillin: "I don't think I'll be taking her back there again."
Later the gang is celebrating while "Happy Birthday" by Weird Al Yankovic plays on the raidio.
Everyone: "Happy birthday!"
Everyone clinks a drink in the air.
Turtle: "Thank you! Thank you all so much for remembering my one thousandth birthday! And for this marvelous cake!"
A gigantic cake os seen on the table ignited with at least one thousand candles at once.
Master Roshi: "Isn't that thing kind of a fire hazard?"
Y/n: "HOW DID WE LIGHT THAT!?"
Gohan: "Well, of course, Turtle. You're our very best friend!"
Oolang: "My birthday was last week, and I didn't get a party..."
Yamcha: "You've been there for us from the very beginning!"
Oolang: "Anyone remember when I saved the world from Pilaf...?"
Chi-Chi: "Like a member of the family, I say!"
Oolang: "Seriously, I live upstairs..."
Y/n: "When you become completely erelevent I will consume you."
Oolang: "STAY AWAY FROM ME!"
Maron: "Oh, my gosh, someone got whoever's birthday it is a turtle! Can I have a turtle?"
Krillim: "Sure!"
Maron: "Oh, can it be this turtle?"
Krillin: "Of course!"
Turtle: "Wait, what?:
Krillin: "Turtle, be my wingman on this one. If I get some, I swear to God I will send you pictures."
Turtle: "Deal."
Master Roshi: "Seriously, maybe we wanna blow this out before something catches on-"
*FWOOSH!*
Master Roshi: "Ahhh! My beard! My glorious beard! No!"
《Timeskip》
At nighttime where everyone is sleeping upstairs. Krillin is seen on the front porch looking up at the sky.
Y/n: "Hey, Krillin. What are you doing out here? Why aren't you upstairs sleeping with your girlfriend like everyone else?"
Krillin: "Oh... Hey, Turtle. I'm just up thinking to myself."
Turtle: "What'cha thinking about?"
Krillin: "It's just... I'm not sure if Maron loves me for who I really am. It's all presents and traveling and caviar and..."
Y/n: "Beluga?:
Krillin: "No, Paozu tuna."
Y/n: "Wow, that's rare."
Krillin: "And it’s just... I just don’t know if she loves Juan... or Juan’s money."
Turtle: "How much money do you have?"
Krillin: "About 5.7 million."
Y/n: "200 for some advice."
Krillin: "Here."
Y/n: "IN CASH!? *AHEM!* Anyway. If she really does love you for who you are, then you have to tell her the truth. Open up to her, it's the only way."
Krillin: "How do you know so much about Love?"
Y/n: "Krillin, having a Harem isn't all just Sex like I make it out to be. It's deep a emotional connections between all of your partners. So yeah, that's my advice."
Krillin: "Are you sure that'll work?"
Y/n: "Well, if it doesn't, you could always get her a Pickaxe, and send her to California."
Krillin: "Wha-"
Y/n: "CAUSE THE BITCH IS A GOLD DIGGER!"
《Timeskip》
Krillin and Maron are seen walking in a city, with Krillin carrying a ton of presents.
Maron: "Okay, first we're gonna go buy Lush because all of their soaps look like cakes and I wanna eat them! Oh, and I hope you remembered to make those reservations for L'Anus Serré at 7:30; I hear they’re very uptight."
Krillin thoughts: "Man, can I really go through with this? She seems so happy..."
He then immediately looks at Maron’s supel ass.
Krillin thoughts: "No! No, Krillin! Stop focusing on that perfect, heart-shaped pillow of an ass! Tonight, you will tell her; and then you will tap that! Please tap that...!"
《Timeskip》
Krillin and Marron are walking in a beach at sunset.
Maron: "Oh, my God, I just love nice walks on the beaches. Oh, do you think if I swim out far enough, I'd reach Australia? Oh, my God, can we go on a Sandals vacation?"
Krillin: "Listen, Maron... I need to talk to you."
Maron: "Oh, don't worry, Juan-Ton, I made the reservations for you, so you don't have to worry about it."
Krillim: "Actually, I... need to come clean. See, my name isn't actually Juan Sanchez. It's... Krillin."
Maron: "That is a silly name. *gasp* I'll call you Krilly-Billy!"
Krillin: "That's not everything... You see, all this money I own is actually from my own life insurance policy. From when I died. On another planet. Blown up by an evil space emperor but was then brought back to life by a magical dragon."
Maron: "Uhhh-huh."
Krillin: "But what I really want to ask Maron is... do you love me for me, or do you just love me for my money?"
Maron: "Ohh, Krilly-Billy. Of course I don't just love you for your money."
Krillin: "Y-You really mean that?"
Maron: "I never loved you at all!"
Krillin: Oh... Well, can we at least still try the sex stuff?"
Maron: "No, Krillin, you don't understand! I was never really your girlfriend. See, I'm with the States Fraud Bureau and you just confessed to a LOT of insurance fraud; which I recorded."
Krillin's jaw drops on the ground, creating a small crater.
Krillin: "Wait, you have a recorder on you? Where?"
Maron: "In my boobs!"
Krillin: "Curses! The one place I couldn't reach! I'm going to prison, aren't I?"
Maron: "Well, normally you would, but do you have any idea what they'd do to guys like you? No, you'll just have to pay back everything you owe."
Krillin: "Wait, what about all the money I spent on you?"
Maron: "You'll just have to pay that out of pocket!"
Krillin: "BUT I DROPPED OVER 500 GRAND ON YOU!"
Maron: "Honey, I work for the government. I never claimed to be a good person."
[Krillin Owned Count: 31]
《Timeskip》
Krillin: "And that's why I need a place to stay."
Master Roshi: "Heh, I'll go blow up the air mattress."
Krillin then walks inside, only to see Y/n sitting there with watching TV.
Krillin: "Y/n? What're you doing here!?"
Y/n: "I live here... Anyway, heard what happened to Maron... kinda called that too."
Krillin: "Yeah... the universe just kinda hates me doesn't it..."
Y/n: "Not the whole Universe, catch."
Krillin: "Huh? WOAH! WHAT THE HELL!? IS THIS IS 500 GRAND!? IN CASH!? Y/N DID YOU ROB A BANK!?"
Y/n: "No! I actually have a very successful modeling career."
Y/n said as he changed the channel on the TV once, showing himself in a commercial about Cologne, before he changed it back to his show.
Krillin: "B-But why?"
Y/n: "We don't be a dingus. We're friends now. And if I'm gonna Cuck you in the future, then I might aswell help you right now. Also, don't repay it all at once. That’s super suspicious. "
Krillin: "W-Wow... thanks Y/n."
[Krillin Owned Counter: 29]
Y/n: "Mention it and you die."
Krillin: "I do have to admit though, it's nice being a free man again. No women nipping at my heels... Know what I mean?"
Y/n: ".... No..."
A plane then arrives at the island with Chi-Chi jumping out.
Chi-Chi: "All right, I demand to know who has been spreading rumors that I've been forcing Gohan to, and I quote, "Pound my tuna"!"
Krillin: "Look, Chi-Chi, if it really upsets you, we'll all take turns pounding your tuna, okay? But only if we get to eat it together."
Master Roshi & Y/n: "HAHAHAHAAAAA!"