Avengers One Shots Part Two!

Per JakeyP99

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This is my second one shot story! Read my first one please (: No reader inserts, like my last book No Thor... Més

"I don't think we can do 'get help' this time, brother."
Clint getting the cereal
Dancing Queen
Request 1
Tagged
Harley Keener part 1
Ew, a spider
He's only a kid!
Tagged twice
Harley Keener part 2
Part title
Shuri, Queen of Wakanda and Black Panther
"Have I what now?"
"Open the fricking door Parker!"
"THAT'S how it is, huh?"
"STEVE! Are you sure you don't have any grandkids?"
Wrong number
"Get the fuck off my chicken nugget."
"STOP. IT!"
A bored Clint is bad
"Three?"
"It's a room and we're trying to escape!"
"Simply terrifying."
"Why?"
"Knock knock."
Tagged
Request 2
Tagged
"Black Widow?? You're like my favourite Avenger!"
"Lokison???"
"Flip, cover, twisty twisty, up over and done."
"What are you doing?"
"So how old are you exactly? 35?"
"I have to go."
"Please collect your child."
"What are you doing?"
"Hey Buck, how do you feel about frogs?"
"Who did this to you?"
"'Listen to your therapist' they said."
Steve and Bucky's kids
"Please. Stop."
"My tea?"
"I WAITED SEVEN FUCKING YEARS IN THAT SHITHOLE!"
"You're a hazard to society."
"I'M IN THE SHOWER!"
"Can you put Loki on please?"
"I need to stop a murder. Bye."
Coming out
"Don't. Questioning it only encourages them."
"Finals happened."
"Justice."
Request 4
"See!"
Request 5
"Thank you."
"I need advice."
"Kid-,"
"...fergalicious."
:)
"YOU CAN'T BE ALIVE!"
Poor Sam
I can't sleep so I wrote this :)
Gaydar
"Steve, what-"
"Do you have any wedding photos?"
Peter's birthday :)
:3
<3
"He's doing fine."
(*0*)
"You are hurting my brain with this question kid."
The Parkers
Another alternate ending to Endgame :)
"How can she not like it?!!"
"Perhaps not, but I would make a radiant bride."
The adventures of Peter and Ralph (and occasionally Shuri and Loki)
"Peter, no."
Worms :)
<(^*^)>
Mary had a little lamb
"NO GLISSANDOS!!"
(Sweater) Weather
"You knocked me out?!"
Peter being weird :)
"I myself am half-goose."
"Yeah Bucky, grow up."
The bowl
"Steve, what-" part 2! (Request)
Among Us
"You lump of fuck."
Ceougholo thoughts
A/N
Halloween special :) (kinda)
Aight
Bdjwjehdhejakaiejjabs
"Where the fuck is my cat?"
Parley :)
Parley...again
Lmao
Bdjwjehdhejakaiejjabs part 2
Hazelnuts
Radioactivity
Hiding
Binderman
Meecrowavay
Social dancing
Love notes
Mistletoe
Ugly
An explanation for the name thing
There was only one bed with a twist
"Oh wait shit that's not right."
Romeo and Juliet kinda
"Please. Stop." Part 2
Love Hearts <3
Love Hearts <3 SFW version
"Wasn't expecting to say that today."
"Yes."
"YOU KNOW WHAT 'BUCHANAN'!"
Yuri Plisetsky
"No, I'm not the witch."
Valentines Day
Snowmen and Pancakes
"Seriously Buck?"
Axe kick
Lady Gaga
In honour of Lizzies bday
"My name is Sebastian Stan."
Sports Day
"Do you wanna know what t or d can also mean?"
Natasha and Wanda being fucking badasses
"fLoWeR gLeAm AnD gLoW,"
"I'm your idiot,"
The secret identity reveal
"You broke my door?"
"Thank you Bucky."
Bouquet
"THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST, BRO!"
April Fools
Stuck
"That's my kid."
How To Drive-by the Avengers
"WHAT THE SHIT PARKER?!"
"Go Peter!"
Vormir
im sick (chapter)
Coming Out
Miscommunication
"Asshole."
504!!!
Avengers as my friends and family
The Barnes's
Rest with the angels now At heaven's gate you laugh
Methane bubbles
Stark and Starck
"Bugger off!"
Bribery
Fury sings 'Into The Unkown'
Mark 1V
Parley
Sambucky
aight part 2
salty
halloween
"I'm so sorry Mr Stark."
Peters new teacher
"You're wrapped in my cape."
Lokius
Hibernation
You are my Sunshine, My only Sunshine
Dad!Tony and Kid!Peter
"Stop being so emo."
"Waldemort?"
"Harley?"
blood tests
Shang-Chi and Peter Parker: How the two youngest Avengers became friends
hey PLEASE READ
Avengers Opinion: Face Masks
What is love?
"Mr Stark?"
"What the fuck Ned?"
Adult problems, just a kid ((MOM SPOILERS!!))
Forget the hearse cause I'll never die
"You're Spider-Man, it makes no sense."
"This is for you!"
"I bullied Spider-Man."
SamBucky soulmate au
I'm a fool with (a goose and) a crush
Ms. Marvel spoilers (one shot)
How to drive- by Harold 'Happy' Hogan
The Maximoffs 1
Octonauts
The Maximoffs 2
Loki Where Mischief Lies
Steve, Thor and Loki vs Technology
"What the hell?"
nothin' makes you frightened
Luis: the worlds second best godmother
Fuzzball

Request 3

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Per JakeyP99

This was requested by bisexualandconfused and I hope you like this :)

WinterFalcon, Thruce, WandaNat and Stony :)
People making out so don't like that don't read :)










Peter woke up and went into the kitchen to get breakfast. He walked in on Wanda and Natasha making out.

"Oh for fucks sake."
Peter mumbled and went into the dining room where his secret stash of food was kept.

Bruce and Thor were making out in the room.

"God damnit."
Peter muttered and just went to the training hall.

He walked in on Sam and Bucky making out, shirtless.

"For crying out loud."
Peter said, storming out the room.

He went down to the lab and found Steve and Tony making out.

"Oh for fucks sake! Why is everyone making out?"
Peter shouted and stormed to his room.













This was fun to write :)

—Penguin🐧

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