2 weeks is a long time to wait, so, to hold ya'll over, here r some memes and aesthetics. I hope you enjoy.
Alvar: I would say we are pretty smart.
Nour: What's the difference between a gamete and a zygote?
Alexios: Don't fall for it Alvar, he is just making up words.
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Maha: Who is skateboarding through the hallways while sobbing?
Sophie, not looking up from her book: Alexios. He got dumped again and he's not taking it very well.
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Baby Sophie: Hey dad?
Allesandro: What's up honey?
Sophie: How long can someone hold their breathe in the washing machine while its running?
Allesandro: Why on earth would you want to know that?
Sophie:
Allesandro:
Sophie:
Allesandro: WHERE'S ALEXIOS-
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Sophie: Ruy, can you do something for me?
Ruy: I would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant my own DNA at the crime scene, and take the blame for it if you asked me.
Sophie: Can you do the dishes?
Ruy: No.
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Alexios: I refuse to have a fistfight with Ruy over the last slice of pumpkin pie.
Alexios: I'm an adult and I licked it first so its mine, fucker
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Ruy, in the middle of a battle: How are we looking?
Alexios: Sexy, but not like we're trying, but like, sure were trying, but its almost effortless
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Nour: *throws ball to Alexios*
Nour: Okay now throw it back
Alexios: *throws it back*
Nour: I MEANT THE BALL
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Ruy: I got a package from my mom.
Alvar: What is it?
Ruy: It seems heavy. Must be her disappointment in me.
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Nour, in the middle of training: You stabbed Alexios?
Mansi: Well, yeah... you should have heard what he said to me!
Nour: What did he say?
Mansi, in Alexios's voice: What are you gonna do? Stab me?
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Mansi, passing the phone: It's your boyfriend Ruy
Alvar: he's not my boyfriend!
Alvar, answering the phone: hey babe.
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Sophie: Imagine if trees gave off wifi signals, we would be planting so many trees we'd probably save the planet too!
Nour: Too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe
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Mansi: *balancing a plate of chicken wings on her baby bump*
Mansi: How convenient
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Sophie: The term"resting bitch face" is incredibly misleading
Sophie: Because a real bitch never rests
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Maha: *sneaks into the guild hall wearing a giant coat*
Sophie: What's with the coat?
Maha's coat: *Meows*
Maha: Drugs.
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Keefe: I need advice
Sophie, pouring milk straight into the cereal bag: you came to the right person!
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Maria, betting up Vincenzo with a broom stick
Filomena: what are you doing
Maria: cleaning
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Sophie: do we have anymore coffee?
Filomena: No more Coffee Lia, you haven't slept in two days
Sophie: bold of you to assume it's only been two days
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Luram Bak: my protégées must be highly skilled, coordinated, and confident without a doubt-
Kylo: *gets hit in the face with a foot ball*
Sun:*trips over a plotted plant and apologizes to it*
Luram Bak: I want those idiots
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Sophie: see! I told you I was sober enough to drive last night!
Maha: I drove. You sat in the passenger seat and steered with a paper plate
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Mansi: in this world it is either yeet or be yeeten
Nour: Yeeten?
Alexios: I think you mean YOOT
The elf gang: *looking at the inner circle* wtf did we get ourselves into?
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Sophie: *calling Alexios to tell him Mansi is dead*
Mansi, whispering: is he crying?
Sophie: a little
Mansi: *grabbing phone from sophie* YOU SHOULD BE WAILING YOU STONE COLD BITCH
Mansi: *slams phone*
Mansi to Sophie: now call Alvar
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Chiranu aesthetic
Avrima aesthetic
I'm doing two Vatarian aesthetics per these kinda fun chapters. Once we hit 20k I'll do another one of these chapters!