South park oneshots

By SpacemanParker

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A bunch of gay ass oneshots basically. So far it contains: Bunny, Creek, Kyman, Style, Stylenny, Stutters... More

Bunny - Soft hair and warm hugs
Kyman - Maybe I don't hate you
Creek - I won't let them hurt you
Stylenny - Fuck you Eric
Stutters - I think you're pretty swell
Jyle - Can I have this dance?
Kyman - Im fine kyle
Tyde - Do you think bugs can smile?
Bunny - It means a lot
Tyde - You will never know
Stutters - All better?
Bunny - More than words can say
Bunny (Mysterion x Majorine) - Ducks and daisy chains
Style - Can we pretend that didnt happen?
Creek - Wanna make a blanket fort?
Kyman - Im so sorry
Bunny - Professor Chaos x Mysterion
Creek - How about that Slushie?
Stylenny - Bon appetite!
Style - Hypothetically
Style - Red solo cup
Creek - How did you know
Bunny - All I want for Christmas
Bunny - My hero
Kyman - Matching bruises
Kyman - Spoken like a love confession
Style - Will you be my boyfriend?
Creek - Surprises
Style - Trust me
K2 - What?
Creek - I'll have a black coffee
Bunny - Girls night
Style - What would you say
Creek - Happy anniversary
Creek - I miss my spaceman
Bunny - Im here buddy
Tyde - Im not tired
Stylenny - The best birthday
Bunny - Good Times with weapons
Bunny - Good times with weapons (part 2)
Cryle - Just tell him
Kyman - Unlikely pair
Bunny - Smile
Style - Me too
Bunny - Guardian angel
Creek - Coffee Shop
Kyutters - Knock it off fatass
Bunny - Can we do it again?
Cryle - The hot friend
Style - Finally
Style - You're drunk Stan
Bunny - Weird Orange Chicken
Bunny - It really is
Kyman - Thank you
Cryle - The hot friend ( part 2)
Crenny - I need you
Stylenny - Big pile of cute
Stutters - I think I like you
Kyman - Thats gay
Bunny - Milk
Cryle - Just coffee
Bunny - The perfect photo
Creek - Second ever kiss
Crenny - Better make today count then
Bunny - I trust you Kenny
Tyde - Sleepover
Creek - Kiss it better
Style - The start of something perfect.
Style - Like this?
Jimtim - Need a ride?
Kyman - The coon ( part 1)
Bunny - Squishy
Style (Kite x toolshed) - Emergencies only
Twenny - One bean at a time
Twenny - THE LASAGNE
Steek - On the house
Scutters - We don't need the others
Bunny - Luckiest person in the world
Bratters - More than just a best friend
Creek - Fuck it
Tyde - It wont smell the same
Bunny - Care to dance?
Kyman - I knew you loved me
Creek - Beans
Stylenny - So much for unpacking
Twutters - First date
Kyman - Truth or dare
Kyman - Worth it
Staig - Mario Kart with a demon
Cryde - I'm taken?
Carters - Nothing to you
Bunny - Is that a yes?
Cryle - I think I'd like that
Karen x Tricia - Operation Taren
Dip - It was perfect
Twutters - Toothache
Trenters - Im not going to let anyone hurt you
Tyde - Why would you ever kiss me
Bendy - But I love it
Fike- Dont let it go to your head
Stylenny - That's what you get
Kenman - You're cute
K2 - Crush
Stolovan - The exception
Kyman - His fatass
Stenny - Everything
Kenman - Pudgy marshmallow
Style - I love you too dumbass
Jimtim - One letter meant the world
Style - You
Creek - Five more minutes of hugs
Stanman - When you put it like that
Stylenny - Waffles?
Style - I love you ok?
Staig - Braceface
Style - Forever
Creek - He did warn you
Creek - Second cutest guy
Tyde - What i want
Kenman - I want to marry the Princess
Creek - Tiny Snakes
Creek - Last one upstairs
Tyde - If I was a worm
Style - Bad day?
Creek - Need help, come quick.
Tyde - Me neither
Bunny - I love you too Buttercup
Dip - Never be alone again
Jyle - This was nice
Cryle - Coffee and homework?
Bunny (Chaos x mysterion)- Maybe villains can have happy endings
Bunny - Blueberry?
Gregstophe - A brand new shovel
Fike - I'll curse you
Twenny - The ant and the fly
Bunny - Not so alone afterall
Fike- Cute goth boyfriend
Cryde - The right motivation
Kyman - Good enough
Jyle - Replaceable
Crutters- Soulmate au
Bunny - M'lady
Bunny - True loves kiss
K2 - Apple
Style - Last Name
Bunny - Cold hotpockets

Kyman - The coon ( Part 2)

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" Thanks for saving me the other night" Kyle smiled warmly, making Cartman blush under his mask. " Its uh.. Its just what I do" The coon said, looking towards the window for dramatic effect. " Can I uh.. Can I tell you something? I think.. I think you're really cool. " Kyle admitted, blushing as he avoided eye contact. Cartmans heart flipped, until he remembered the truth. Kyle thought the coon was cool, not him. " I've got to go" Cartman said, feeling tears threaten to fill his eyes as he thought about what Kyle had said about him to Stan earlier. " What? But you just got here" Kyle said sadly. " Wait! " Kyle grabbed Erics arm just before he left through the window. " Who are you. Please. Give me that at least. " Kyle looked at Cartman with pleading eyes. Silence filled the room as Cartman felt a pit growing in his stomach. " I can't Kyle" He finally said. He sounded so sad, so hopeless. " Why? You can't just leave without even telling me your name! " Kyle replied frustrated. " I just can't ok? " Cartman was starting to raise his voice. Why wouldn't Kyle just listen? " Just tell me! " " I CANT" " WHY NOT! " " BECAUSE YOU WONT LIKE ME ANYMORE" The pair were silent as Kyle loosened his grip. Tears pooled under Cartmans mask, and he lept out of the window, scratching his legs on the tiles and ignoring the pain as he hit the floor awkwardly. He wiped tears from his face as more began to fall, and raced away from Kyles house.

The next day at school was quiet. Kyle forced a smile when he pretended to listen to Stan, too busy thinking about the night before to focus on him. Cartman sat with his head on his hand, eating his problems away as he watched Kenny flirting with random classmates and getting rejected. " Kyle, dude, whats wrong. " Stan asked, snapping Kyle out of his thoughts. " Huh? " Kyle looked at his friends concerned face looking back at him. " Dude don't think that I can't tell when my super best friend is upset. What's going on. " Stan asked. " Its just.. I think I fucked something up... " Kyle admitted sadly. " This about the Coon? " Kyle nodded in response. " Wanna talk about it? " Stan offered. Meanwhile Cartman tried to distract himself from thinking about Kyle. He watched as Scott Malkinson walked past and tripped him over, but couldnt even find it in himself to laugh. Instead he sighed, watching the boy on the floor and taking a sip from his mountain dew. " Cartman, what the hell is wrong with you? " Wendy scowled at Eric, helping Scott up. " I don't know Wendy, what is wrong with me. " Cartman said quietly to himself. He got up, walking towards the cafeteria door. He had to stop being the Coon. That was the only way he could stop thinking about Kyle. He grabbed a peice of paper, writing in black pen, " Goodbye Kyle - The Coon". Before stuffing it in his friends locker.

At the end of the day Eric stood by his locker, waiting for Kyle to see the note. His heart broke when he watched Kyle open the paper, tears welling in his eyes. Cartman sighed. He couldn't just watch this happen. " Hey Jew, whats up" He said softly as he slowly walked up to his friend. " Go away Eric" Kyle sniffled, looking away so that Cartman couldn't see his tears. " Kyle. Im sorry for being such a dick the other day.. I didn't uh.. I didnt mean it. " It was harder for Cartman to apologize when he didn't have a mask to hide behind. Kyle wiped his eyes on his sleeve. " Hey uh.. Im here if you uh.. If you need to talk or whatever. " Cartman offered. Kyle turned around, making Cartman frown sadly when he saw how red and puffy Kyles eyes already were. " Thanks fatass. " Kyle sniffed as he smiled weakly. Cartman took a deep breath, before holding out his arms. He was surprised when Kyle accepted the hug, wrapping his arms around him tightly. The smell of cinnamon filled Cartmans nose, and he felt an unfamiliar warm feeling fill his chest as he comforted his friend. " Kyle I-" Cartman began, but he was interrupted when Stan came out of the toilet with Kenny, laughing loudly at whatever they were talking about and making the two seperate before anyone had time to call them gay. " Come on guys, I wanna get home before Shelley steals the TV." Stan said as the four began walking out of the school. Cartman sighed. One last visit couldn't hurt, right?

That night Eric stood outside of Kyles window. What was he doing? He had sworn that this was it, no more coon. But he couldn't bear the thought of causing Kyle anymore pain. He took a deep breath, and began to climb the tree. Kyle sat on his bed, pillow over his face as he stained it with his tears. He had been stupid to fall for someone like the coon. Suddenly he heard knocking at his window, jolting up and staring when he saw a familiar silhouette on the other side of the glass. " Coon? " He whispered. He walked over, opening the window and letting Eric in. They stood in silence, staring at eachother. " But I thought.. " Kyle began as fresh tears filled his eyes. " I just couldn't watch you cry anymore.. " Cartman said sadly. Kyle launched himself at the coon, hugging him as tightly as he could. He didn't know what it was about the coon, but he felt like they had known eachother their whole lives. " Please don't leave me" Kyle cried into his chest. " I need you" Cartman sighed as he listened to his friend cry. " I came to say goodbye Kyle. I can't keep hurting you" Kyle said nothing as he began to cry harder. He didn't know why he was so upset, he had just met the coon, but he couldn't let go of the feeling in his chest. Cartman sat down on Kyles bed, the ginger still hugging him tightly. As time went on, Kyles breathing slowed, and his crying stopped. Cartman let his eyes close, holding Kyle and imagining that he knew who he really was.

The next morning, sun shining on Kyles face woke him up. He shot up quickly, looking around his room for any sign of the Coon. " I should go" Cartman said sadly from the end of the bed. He turned around to meet Kyles scared eyes. " I love you" The ginger let out softly. " Me too Kyle" He admitted. " Then stay". Kyle said, knowing what the answer would be. " That would be nice" Cartman smiled sadly, before standing up and walking towards the window. " PLEASE" Kyle said suddenly, making Cartman stop. " I don't care who you are, just please don't leave me again" Cartman sighed. He had to tell the truth, that was the only way that Kyle would be able to let him go. He lifted his hands to his mask, slowly removing it. " I think we both know that's not true.. " He sad sadly. ".. Jew" His mask fell to the floor as he finished his sentence and Kyle gasped in shock. " Cartman? " They stared at eachother " I meant it for the record... When I said I loved you. " Eric told him. He had gone this far, he might as well let everything out. When Kyle didnt respond, Eric sighed sadly, looking away. " I told you" He said, walking back toward the window. Suddenly he felt a hand on his arm. Kyle pulled him to face him, and before Eric could think he felt Kyles soft lips on his own. After what seemed like forever, the pair pulled away. " I love you too Eric. "

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