Percy Jackson and the Triwiza...

By LindinCapps

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After another rough summer, Percy Jackson just wanted to have a calm school year with his family and friends... More

0.5) Introduction
1) Invitation
2) The Dursleys
3) Weasley's Wizard Wheezes
4) Fake Wands
5) Dinner with the Weasleys
7) Stoatshead Hill
8) Portkey
9) The Not-So-Proportional Tents
10) Seamus' Shamrock Shack
11) Krum's Sexy Eyebrows
12) Ludo Bagman's Worn Robes
13) Barty Crouch's Crisp Suit
14) Talking With Fake Dobby
15) Lucius Malfoy, the Only One Who Actually Sucks
16) The Team Mascots
17) The Quidditch Match
18) Hermione's Dilemna
19) The Dark Mark
20) Winky the Elf
21) The Chapter Where I do Nothing
22) Winky Gets Clothes
23) Back to the Tents
24) Back to the Burrow
25) Harry's Sore Scar
26) Magenta Robes and Hellhounds
27) Onto the Train
28) Compartment Conversations
29) Water-Bombs
30) Tiny Teeny Dennis Creevey (and Others)
31) Mad-Eye's Mad Eye
32) The Quadwizard Tournament, Technically
33) Draco and I in Bed Together
34) Arranged Marriages and a Threat
35) Seamus < Pus and Skrewts
36) Stick My Stinger in Your Sucker -insert winky face emoji-
37) What Really Went Down With the Magic School Bus
38) I Have a Feeling Traumatic Memories are Going to be Brought Up
39) Moody Shows Us Stuff That Makes Me Moody
40) I'm Gonna do Something Unforgivable if he Says CONSTANT VIGILANCE Again
41) A Pandemic Caused by Eating a Bat is Not Believable, Apparently
42) Things Are Getting Pretty Sirius - Oh, and SPEW is a Thing
43) I Win Ten Galleons For Doing The Opposite of What I was Told
44) The Bee Movie - Or is it The Bee Essay?
45) This Chapter Has Some Dark Vibes - It'll Get Darker Later
46) Fidget Spinners are Sexist for Some Unknown Reason
47) We Did Not Not Break the Pavilion
48) We Meet Some Weirdos in Purple
49) Ron is a Sad Fanboy
50) We Talk About Demigod Stuff Because Harry Knows Nothing
51) Chapter 51 and We Still Haven't Seen the Goblet of Fire
52) You Waited Fifty Chapters for a Wooden Mug That Doesn't Burn
53) Warrington Is Afraid Of Me, And I Like It That Way
54) Hagrid's Suit Might Just Make Me S.P.E.W.
55) Hah, No Cliffhangers Here Ha ha ha please don't kill me
56) Hahaha It's Another Cliffhanger, You Can't Kill Me
57) Is it the Quinwizard Tournament Now?
58) The Chapter Where I do Nothing: The Sequel
59) A Night By the Lake
60) Harry's Got his Panties in a Twist Because Ron's Got his Boxers in a Bunch
61) Hedwig is the Jealous Type
62) How Much Wood Could a Woodchuck Chuck if a Woodchuck Was Hermione
63) My Sword Is Underweight - I'll Give it a Diet of Monsters and Mayhem
64) Imagine a Filler Chapter - Now It's a Reality
65) Insert Random Title Here
66) I Don't Like Surprises Anymore
67) Captain America Should be Fighting the Hydra, Not Me
68) Ron's Gonna be Jealous - Me and Fleur Are Pals Now
69) The Egg Screamed - It Must Have Been Egg-scruciating
70) When Pig Flies
71) Witch Weekly: Which Witch Likes Which Witch?
72) The End
73) I Guess It's Not the End
74) Bagman? More Like Badman
75) Ron's Seeing Things Again
76) I Make a Dangerous Promise
77) The Quest Doesn't End All That Well
78) Dances, Dentists, and Dire Letters
79) Draco Totally Has Never Seen Anything Bad
80) McGonagall's Crown of Thorns
81) The Normal Brothers - I Don't Think That's Right
82) Pansy Wasn't Always Panties
83) Finger Licking Good
84) Major Moron, Reporting for Duty
85) Draco Makes a Deal with the Devil
86) No Chic-Flic Moments - Wait, Wrong Book
87) Hermione Does Something Stupid
88) Hagrid Picks Favorites - And Its Not Me
89) Harry and I Have a Heart to Heart
90) Ron's Suspicious of Snape - Again
91) I Wear Pajamas to a Pool Party
92) Try Saying 'Cipactli' Five Times Fast
93) We Get Stalked By a Snake
94) Readers, Do You Prefer Legless Lizard or Glorified Worm?
95) Not My Little Mermaid
96) Fleur is a Maleta
97) The Seaweed Brain Takes the Lead
98) Me or Hermione - Who Would Harry Date?
99) Snape is a Firm Believer in Not Using the Bathroom
100) Maybe Snape Isn't as Greasy as We Thought
101) We Have a Sirius Chat
102) I Realize Something That Could Have Saved us a Lot of Trouble
103) We Learn Why Crouch Has Been Such a Grouch
104) Rats For Feasts
105) Underwear
106) Caroline don't forget to put in the boi's name
107) If The World Has Teeth, Can It Get Cavities?
108) The Weasel and the Panties
109) I Ask Draco to do the Impossible
110) Ron Lightens The Mood, and Pansy Ruins It
111) Some Shocking Character Development
112) How Am I Supposed to Come Up With a Fun Title for this Chapter
113) Draco Does the Impossible
114) No More Child Abuse... For Now
115) Draco Loves His Daddy
116) Happy Easter, Not
117) The Title I Wanted To Put Was Too Long
118) I Like This Perry Better
119) Perry < Perry, But He's a Tree < Katy Perry
120) Mistakes Ron Has Made and Mistakes Made Ron
121) This Chapter is Shorter than Average, Just Like My Di-
122) The Pensieve Sieves
123) Fudge is Not as Sweet as Fudge
124) Fudge is a Little Like Fudge Now
125) Some Sort of Kink Shaming
126) Dad?
127) Hotrod the Bearded... Bodrod*
128) The End is Nigh
129) I Think I May Have Gotten Drugged
130) The Author Describes Her Dad
131) Blast These Skrewts
132) Riddles Suck
133) https://youtube.com/shorts/1QSGJ6A8LS0?feature=share
134) sorry
135) Stuff Got Dark Really Fast
136) Lord Voldemort Touches Himself
137) Peter Pettigrew, AKA Gross Bucky Barnes
138) The Chapter Where I do Nothing: A Trilogy
139) Gods, That Was A Long Monologue
140) Voldemort and Wormtail, Sitting in a Tree, K-I-L-L-I-N-G
141) I Get Ghosted
142) Would You Rather Joke About Something Slightly Offensive or Cry
143) Another Long Monologue
144) Moody Isn't Moody Anymore
145) Winky Winks, but Instead of Winking, She Just Cries
146) The Chapter Where I Do Nothing: The Prequel
147) Jokes About Death, But They Aren't Jokes
148) Sleepy Conflict (My Step Mom Came Up With This Chapter Title)
149) Fudge is Much Less Like Fudge Now
150) Stupid Fudging Fudge
151) Emotions Could Totally Beat Superman in a Fight
152) Hagrid: You're a Unit of Power, Harry Harry: I'm a Watt?
153) I'd Take a Monster Over Mortals Any Day
Epilogue
Fifth Book!!!!!!! <3

6) Breakfast

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Ron peered carefully up at his family to make sure they were all talking, then quietly asked Harry, "So -- have you heard from Sirius lately?"

"Yeah," Harry said softly, "twice. He sounds okay. I wrote to him yesterday. He might write back while I'm here." For a moment, Harry looked as if he wanted to say something. After a moment of indecision, he leaned back in his chair, silent.

"Look at the time," Mrs. Weasley said abruptly, glancing at her watch. "You really should be in bed, the whole lot of you -- you'll be up at the crack of dawn to get to the Cup. Harry, Percy, if you leave your school lists out, I'll get your things for you tomorrow in Diagon Alley. I'm getting everyone else's. There might not be time after the World Cup, the match went on for five days last time."

"Wow -- hope it does this time!" Harry beamed.

"Well, I certainly don't," Perry's face twisted in disgust. "I shudder to think what the state of my in-tray would be if I was away from work for five days."

"Yeah, someone might slip dragon dung in it again, eh, Pear?" Fred grinned.

"That was a sample of fertilizer from Norway!" Perry blushed deeply. "It was nothing personal!"

"It was," Fred whispered to us as we stood from the table. "We sent it."

***

I felt as if I had barely laid my head down when Mrs. Weasley shook me awake, "Time to go, Percy, dear." She moved to wake Harry, and I groggily rubbed my eyes.

"'S' time already?" Fred said sleepily, sitting up as everyone else got roused.

We dressed in silence, me mostly ignoring the looks I got at the scars. I didn't dare show them my bare front, but they got to see the scars on my back clearly. Fred and George had already seen all of my scars due to a prank gone wrong, but Harry and Ron were clearly shocked. I didn't care.

When we walked into the kitchen, Mrs. Weasley was stirring something in a stove, and Mr. Weasley was sitting at the table, checking a large sheaf of tickets. When we came in, he spread his arms so we could see his clothes more clearly. He was wearing a pale yellow golfing sweater and very old jeans, which appeared to be a size or two too large. Holding up the large pants was a thick, leather belt.

"What d'you think?" Mr. Weasley asked worriedly. "We're supposed to go incognito -- do I look like a Muggle?"

"Yeah," Harry smiled, "very good."

"Where're Bill and Charlie and Per-Per-Perry?" George asked, failing to stifle a large yawn.

"Well, they're Apparating, aren't they?" Mrs. Weasley carried the pot to the table, pouring oatmeal into seperate bowls. "So they can have a bit of a lie-in."

"So they're still in bed?" Fred frowned, pulling his breakfast toward him. "Why can't we Apparate too?"

"Because you're not of age and you haven't passed your test," Mrs. Weasley hissed. "And where have those girls got to?" She left the kitchen, and I heard her walking up the stairs towards Ginny and Hermione's room.

"You have to pass a test to Apparate?" Harry asked, and I tilted my head. Luke did his best to fill me in on all the details of the wizarding world, but several things still alluded me.

"Oh yes," Mr. Weasly stuffed the tickets into the back pocket of his jeans. "The Department of Magical Transportation had to fine a couple of people the other day for Apparating without a license. It's not easy, Apparation, and when it's not done properly it can lead to complications. This pair I'm talking about went and splinched themselves."

Everyone but Harry and I winced.

"Splinched?" I tilted my head.

"They left half of themselves behind," Mr. Weasley spooned treacle onto his porridge. "So, of course, they were stuck. Couldn't move either way. Had to wait for the Accidental Magic Reversal Squad to sort them out. Meant a fair old bit a paperwork, I can tell you, what with the Muggles who spotted the body parts they'd left behind...."

"Were they okay?" Harry asked, and the image of an arm and a leg lying on the grass floated through my mind.

"Oh yes," Mr. Weasley said simply. "But they got a heavy fine, and I don't think they'll be trying it again in a hurry. You don't mess around with Apparition. There are plenty of adult wizards who don't bother with it. Prefer brooms -- slower, but safer."

"But Bill and Charlie and Perry can all do it?"

"Charlie had to take the test twice," Fred grinned. "He failed the first time, Apparated five miles south of where he meant to, right on top of some poor old dear doing her shopping, remember?"

"Yes, well, he passed the second time," Mrs. Weasley walked into the kitchen, ignoring everyone's snickers.

"Perry only passed two weeks ago," George said. "He's been Apparating downstairs every morning since, just to prove he can."

There were footsteps outside and the girls both came into the kitchen, tiredly rubbing their eyes.

"Why do we have to be up so early?" Ginny sat at the table.

"We've got a bit of a walk," Mr. Weasley said.

"Walk?" Harry questioned. "What, are we walking to the World Cup?"

"No, no, that's miles away," Mr. Weasley smiled. "We only need to walk a short way. It's just that it's very difficult for a large number of wizards to congregate without attracting Muggle attention. We have to be very careful about how we travel at the best of times, and on a huge occasion like the Quidditch World Cup --"

"George!"

My grandparents got me ToA. I'm excited. Two of the books came with posters, and one of them were signed. Uncle Rick's signature is... odd. No hate here, but it doesn't even look like an R. But, now I've got to read HoO, then ToA. It's gonna be awesome. And alas... we have made it to the end. Sort of. This is the sixth chapter of the newest installment in this series, The Triwizard Tournament. It's here. I've definitely enjoyed writing this book, and I hope you guys enjoy reading it.

Anyway, welcome to the fourth book! I hope you have had a magnificent Tuesday, and I will see you on Thursday! Love ya!

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