The Darkest Powers Chats

By RileySauce

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Ever wondered what would it be like if the characters from K.A's Darkest Powers series used Facebook, Chat Ro... More

Authors Note
Chat Room 1) Taking Away A Bone
Chat Room 2) Who The Hell Gave Chloe Coffee?
Text Messages 1) Wht R U Doing?
Facebook Chats 1) NOT THE COOKIES!
Text Messages 2) Making Bets
Chat Room 3) Those Poor Bunnies..
Facebook 1) Ghost-Drugs O.o
Text Messages 3) Humping A Leg ;)
Facebook 2) Doesn't She Know?
Text Messages 4) Good Dog! XD
Facebook Chats 2) PLAY MY GAME!
Chat Room 4) SHARKIE GONNA GET YA >:D
Facebook 3) Chicken ;)
Facebook 4) FOOD FIGHT!
Facebook 5) #YOLO
Facebook 6) *Clap Clap*
Facebook Chats 3) Red Faces xD
Text Messages 5) ORANGES >:D
Facebook Chats 4) Tv Shows and Hot Guys
Text Messages 6) Derek Souza Smarty McFancyPants III
Facebook 7) Boyfriend Drama
Chat Room 5) THE SPORK REVOLUTION
Facebook 8) AWKWARD-NESS :/
Facebook Chats 5) Just Another Peaceful Night... As If :P
Text Messages 7) GOD I LOVE CHLEREK
Chat Room 5) 'DIFFERENT'
Text Messages 8) BACK SCRATCHES :3
Facebook 9) Spork's can talk O.o
Facebook 10) Tag Time ;)
Facebook 11) Cats and Dogs XD
Text Messages 9) The Case Of The Missing Bra
Chat Room 6) EWW O_O
Chat Room 7) Don't You Hate It When You Can't Think Of A Title?
Facebook 12) 'Hiding The Snake' O_O
Aunt Lauren's Facebook Lingo
Chat Room 8) Derek's....Feminine Side<3
Chat Room 9: LEAV MEH ALONE
Chat Room 10) yoU DID WHAT?
ChatRoom 11) Catnip ;-;

Facebook 13) Doctor Do is lyfe<3

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By RileySauce

A/N: Heeeeeeey guys ^3^

FaithLinn is finally, FINALLY getting the Chat i promised to write ;3

Y'all are getting this early, hope you feel special<3

WE REACHED 20,300 FREAKING READS BY THE WAY. I SAY THIS A LOT BUT THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH!

Without further random stuffz, here ya go :3

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Simon has updated his status: Waiting for Derek to get fitted for a suit sucks :(

Liz: Ooooh why are you getting a suit?

Derek: Damn it Simon

Derek: Way to keep the surprise.

Simon: Come on It's not like she even uses Facebook that much.

Chloe: OOooooOOH WHY ARE YOU GETTING A SUIT?

Simon: Crap.

Derek: -_-

Chloe: YOU SHOULD GET A BOW TIE

Chloe: BOW TIES ARE COOL <3

Simon: Wut

Liz: YAS CHLOE

Simon: Im confused O-o

Derek: Chloe and Liz are obsessing over some weird TV show again

Liz: ITS NOT WEIRD D:

Liz: DONT TALK BAD ABOUT MY BABY

Chloe: It IS pretty weird Liz, that's the good part <3

Simon: Wtf

Liz: YOU'LL ALL BE SORRY WHEN THE DALEKS ARRIVE AND KILL YOU

Liz: ME AND CHLOE WILL KNOW WHAT TO DO BUT YOU ALL CAN SUFFER

Simon: What show is this?

Chloe: ITS THE MOST AMAZING SHOW ON EARTH

Liz: OR ON GALLIFREY

Chloe: JEEEEZ SIMON, GET A LIFE

Derek: It's called Doctor Do or something

Liz: "Doctor Do"

Liz: DOCTOR DO

Chloe: omfg

Liz: ITS DOCTOR WHO <3<3<3<3

Derek: Close enough

Chloe: :')

Simon: Why is this show so good? o_o

Liz: BECAUSE IT HAS MONSTERS

Chloe: AND HOT GUYS

Tori: There are two kinds of people ^^

Liz: THE 10TH DOCTOR IS MY BAE :3

Simon: There's 10 of them? O_O

Chloe: KEEP HIM I WANT THE 11TH :333

Simon: Guess so

Simon: Looks like you've been thrown to the curb Derek xD

Chloe: NUUUU

Chloe: YOU CAN BE MY SECOND BAE<3

Tori: "Second bae"

Chloe: BUT MATT SMITH IS MY FIRST

Derek: I want to be your first ;)

Simon: LEL

Liz: Awwwwwww.....ew

Tori: Annnnnd im out.

Chloe: .....

Chloe: B-but it's Matt Smith<3

Simon: #rejection

Derek: I'll remember this when you want cuddles later ;p

Chloe: DONT TAKE MY CUDDLES D:

Chloe: FINE I DONT NEED MATT SMITH

Derek: Good girl<3

Liz: I feel like a Cyberman

Simon: It's okay to be a man Liz, we won't judge

Liz: I feel cold

Chloe: <3

Chloe: That episode tho

Liz: The next episode tho

Chloe: ALL of the episodes tho

Simon: Will this never end? ;_;

Chloe: WAIT A MINUTE

Chloe: WHY ARE YOU BUYING A SUIT DEREK?

Simon: I THOUGHT WE HAD GOTTEN OVER THAT :(

Derek: .....

Chloe: *waits*

Derek: .....

Chloe: *WAITS*

Derek: I'm not telling you :3

Chloe: Pleaseeeeeee

Derek: Nope :3

Chloe: *uses sonic screwdriver*

Chloe: How about nooooooow?

Simon: W0W Chloe

Simon: This is a new low

Derek: Not telling you

Chloe: I have better methods of finding it out >:)

Derek: Go ahead and try ;)

Simon: Well that's something i could have lived my whole life without seeing.

Liz: Tell me about it

Liz: Imma go watch some delicious Doctor now

Liz: Alliteration ftw :3

Simon: .....

Simon: Can i come watch too?

Liz: YAS

Liz: COME BE CONVERTED TO THE AWESOME SIDE

Tori: Goddamn it Simon -_-

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