*One shots

By HamFans10123

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A few random one shots of the Red Queen characters in any part of the series (also au's), since it seems like... More

Mischief
Queen's Death
My Addiction
Not a one shot
The Perfect Date
A (probably not) Scary Story
Flawed
In The Gloaming
Red Queen as Michael Jackson Songs
Announcement
Random Thoughts About the Characters and Books
Pain
Just a thought here...
Red Queen as children of the Greek gods
Guys-
I Hate the Waves
My Mistake
Stars
Soooo.....
Truth or Dare?
Part 2 of you know what
Fade
I Don't Have A Name For This
WHOOOOO
Cheated
Soulmate au
Them as things I hear in Marching Band
50 Years Ago...
Dancing 'Neath the Moonlight.
Think about it
Drinks and Happy Tunes
Trick or........Trick
RQ Relationships as Queen Songs
Old Friends
Daddy?
Old Friends Part 2
Old Friends Part 3
Time...
Old Friends Part 4
Storytime
Maybe You Can Buy Me Love
Relationships 101
So Much More Than a Kiss
I just got a new idea
Play The Game
Teaser
Dress Fitting and Birthdays
Fire Never Burned So Much
"Why him?"
Just wanted to put the out the "funnies"
Valentine's Day Special (Marlorn)
Why Can't I....With You?
Another AU
Sometimes the Best Moments are Unplanned
Bleeding Hearts
Things we should consider during the series
Pretending
You're Different
You don't have to read this, but please do
Ideas for a new one shot
Another Au part 2
More Funnies
Really Unimportant Announcement
Another Au part 3
Even more funnies
Unexpected Surprises
Another Au part 4
What I don't Understand
And more funnies
I need to stop with the funnies but here's more
Nightmare
And another collection of these funnies
This Is Why We Can't Go To My House
Cake
Red Queen Characters as Cheese
Another Au part 5
Another Au part 6
A Snippet from my Works
Even more funnies

Just wanted to put another one of those "funnies"

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Mare: What's your greatest fear?

Cal: You. 

Mare: Really? Am I that scary?

Cal: I'm afraid that you'll see yourself the way I do.......then leave me for another man.

Mare, blushing: Cal, I—

Kilorn, running towards the pair: IT'S GOT A GUN! THE CHIMPANZEE'S GOT A GUN!


...


 Mare: Okay, but I still don't see the problem.

Evangeline: You convinced them to, didn't you?

Mare: What kind of mother do you think I am?

Evangeline: A bad one.

Mare: Just because I give a few threats it does not make me a bad mother.

Evangeline: No, but letting them raid my underwear drawer does.

Mare:

Evangeline:

Mare:


...


Kilorn: Look, this is not what it looks like. I know—

Cal: I know what it is. You—

Kilorn: No no no, hear me out.

Cal: Fine. But don't expect—

Kilorn: I had the blueberry slushie, Mare had the red one.

Cal, fuming: Then why—

Kilorn: The thing was, I drank some of hers, then she stole my slushie and that's why she's with a headache.


...


Coriane: Daddy, how did you meet mom?

Cal: Well you see—

Shade: Was it love at first sight?

Mare: No, I was sceptical about him.

Coriane: Is it the same as true love?

Cal: You see-

Shade: Sceptical at first sight. That's a thing?

Mare: No, we—


...


Mare: What were you doing covered in mud!?!

Coriane: We were wrestling.

Mare: Well what gave you the idea?

Shade: You do it all the time with Daddy. But don't worry, we left our clothes on.

Mare:

Shade:

Coriane:

Cal:


...


If the movie comes out:

Friend: Wow, Red Queen was a really good movie.

Me: Yeah....actually, it was.

Friend: The betrayal was really unexpected.

Me: Even though we knew it all along, it was still surprising.

Friend: I didn't. How did you?

Me: Because I—wait....have you even read the series?

Friend:

Me: 

Friend: There's a series?

Me:

Me:

Me: You did not just say that.


He he. I know I'm not funny.


This is the third writer typing, and have a good day🙂


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