South park oneshots

By SpacemanParker

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A bunch of gay ass oneshots basically. So far it contains: Bunny, Creek, Kyman, Style, Stylenny, Stutters... More

Bunny - Soft hair and warm hugs
Kyman - Maybe I don't hate you
Creek - I won't let them hurt you
Stylenny - Fuck you Eric
Stutters - I think you're pretty swell
Jyle - Can I have this dance?
Kyman - Im fine kyle
Tyde - Do you think bugs can smile?
Bunny - It means a lot
Tyde - You will never know
Stutters - All better?
Bunny - More than words can say
Bunny (Mysterion x Majorine) - Ducks and daisy chains
Style - Can we pretend that didnt happen?
Creek - Wanna make a blanket fort?
Kyman - Im so sorry
Bunny - Professor Chaos x Mysterion
Creek - How about that Slushie?
Stylenny - Bon appetite!
Style - Hypothetically
Style - Red solo cup
Creek - How did you know
Bunny - All I want for Christmas
Bunny - My hero
Kyman - Matching bruises
Kyman - Spoken like a love confession
Style - Will you be my boyfriend?
Creek - Surprises
Style - Trust me
K2 - What?
Creek - I'll have a black coffee
Bunny - Girls night
Style - What would you say
Creek - Happy anniversary
Creek - I miss my spaceman
Bunny - Im here buddy
Tyde - Im not tired
Stylenny - The best birthday
Bunny - Good Times with weapons
Bunny - Good times with weapons (part 2)
Cryle - Just tell him
Kyman - Unlikely pair
Bunny - Smile
Style - Me too
Bunny - Guardian angel
Creek - Coffee Shop
Kyutters - Knock it off fatass
Bunny - Can we do it again?
Cryle - The hot friend
Style - Finally
Style - You're drunk Stan
Bunny - Weird Orange Chicken
Bunny - It really is
Kyman - Thank you
Cryle - The hot friend ( part 2)
Crenny - I need you
Stylenny - Big pile of cute
Stutters - I think I like you
Kyman - Thats gay
Bunny - Milk
Cryle - Just coffee
Bunny - The perfect photo
Creek - Second ever kiss
Crenny - Better make today count then
Bunny - I trust you Kenny
Tyde - Sleepover
Style - The start of something perfect.
Style - Like this?
Jimtim - Need a ride?
Kyman - The coon ( part 1)
Bunny - Squishy
Style (Kite x toolshed) - Emergencies only
Kyman - The coon ( Part 2)
Twenny - One bean at a time
Twenny - THE LASAGNE
Steek - On the house
Scutters - We don't need the others
Bunny - Luckiest person in the world
Bratters - More than just a best friend
Creek - Fuck it
Tyde - It wont smell the same
Bunny - Care to dance?
Kyman - I knew you loved me
Creek - Beans
Stylenny - So much for unpacking
Twutters - First date
Kyman - Truth or dare
Kyman - Worth it
Staig - Mario Kart with a demon
Cryde - I'm taken?
Carters - Nothing to you
Bunny - Is that a yes?
Cryle - I think I'd like that
Karen x Tricia - Operation Taren
Dip - It was perfect
Twutters - Toothache
Trenters - Im not going to let anyone hurt you
Tyde - Why would you ever kiss me
Bendy - But I love it
Fike- Dont let it go to your head
Stylenny - That's what you get
Kenman - You're cute
K2 - Crush
Stolovan - The exception
Kyman - His fatass
Stenny - Everything
Kenman - Pudgy marshmallow
Style - I love you too dumbass
Jimtim - One letter meant the world
Style - You
Creek - Five more minutes of hugs
Stanman - When you put it like that
Stylenny - Waffles?
Style - I love you ok?
Staig - Braceface
Style - Forever
Creek - He did warn you
Creek - Second cutest guy
Tyde - What i want
Kenman - I want to marry the Princess
Creek - Tiny Snakes
Creek - Last one upstairs
Tyde - If I was a worm
Style - Bad day?
Creek - Need help, come quick.
Tyde - Me neither
Bunny - I love you too Buttercup
Dip - Never be alone again
Jyle - This was nice
Cryle - Coffee and homework?
Bunny (Chaos x mysterion)- Maybe villains can have happy endings
Bunny - Blueberry?
Gregstophe - A brand new shovel
Fike - I'll curse you
Twenny - The ant and the fly
Bunny - Not so alone afterall
Fike- Cute goth boyfriend
Cryde - The right motivation
Kyman - Good enough
Jyle - Replaceable
Crutters- Soulmate au
Bunny - M'lady
Bunny - True loves kiss
K2 - Apple
Style - Last Name
Bunny - Cold hotpockets

Creek - Kiss it better

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By SpacemanParker

Request by The-One-Deadly-Sin

(Ive just written this and realised that some of you are from America.  When I say plaster I mean band-aid but you probably already know)

" Stupid Craig..  Telling everyone about our relationship..  Why would he d-" Tweek grumbled to himself,  hands in his pockets before he was cut off when he tripped over a rock and fell face first onto the pavement. Before he had even processed what had happened he felt a stinging pain all over his body,  and tears blurred his vision. "AGH! " He yelled,  gripping his knee as he sat up and began to cry.  He heard footsteps rush over to him as he curled into a ball both from pain and embarrassment.  " Tweek,  are you okay?! " A familiar nasally voice asked him,  genuine concern in his voice.  " Fine" Tweek snapped as his boyfriend helped him up. " Tweek I-" Craig began. " Just don't Craig" Tweek interrupted, scowling and wiping his eyes on his sleeve.  Craigs worried expression changed to angry as he grit his teeth. " Come on" He demanded,  holding out his hand for Tweek to take. Despite their anger at each other, they held hands as they walked to Craigs house. The walk was silent,  unusual for the pair who usually couldn't shut up around eachother. Craig sat Tweek down in his dining room as he rummaged through cabinets and found his dad's first aid kit. He took out plasters and antibacterial spray,  sighing sadly as he set to work making sure that Tweek was okay.  The boy could be a dick sometimes,  but Craig loved him more than anything.  This was their first real fight,  and Craig would never admit it but he felt horrible for making Tweek upset,  even if it was an accident. Tweek hissed in pain when Craig sprayed his knee to disinfect it,  and Craig looked up at him with big worried eyes.  " Sorry Tweekers are you o-" Craig began before remembering that they were fighting. They both sat in silence,  awkwardly staring at the floor. Finally,  the tension was broken when the pair simultaneously said eachothers names.  " Sorry I uh..  You go first" Tweek blushed,  looking away. Craig sighed sadly.  " Tweekers...  Im sorry.  I shouldn't have told everyone about us I just...  Im really happy that you're my boyfriend and...  I dont know..  I guess I wanted to brag about you.. " Craig admitted nervously,  scratching the back of his neck as he blushed darkly. " No..  Im sorry Craig.  I shouldn't have made such a big deal about it. Besides,  you couldn't have known I wanted to keep it secret." Tweek apologized,  meeting Craigs eyes. " Still,  I should have asked you first" Craig said,  the guilt he felt showing in his face. Tweek felt terrible for hurting his boyfriend,  and jumped on him,  wrapping him in a tight hug. " I love you Craig..  Lets never fight again" Tweek mumbled into the fabric of Craigs hoodie as Craig squeezed him back and nodded in agreement. " I love you more Tweeky" Craig grinned as he breathed a sigh of relief that they had made up. " Anyway,  now that we're not fighting anymore,  lets get you fixed" Craig smiled,  pulling away reluctantly and making Tweek groan. " But the spray hurtssss" He whined.  " My parents got it for Tricia,  look it literally says for babies on the side" Craig chuckled as his boyfriend pouted at him. " Okay fine,  how about everytime I spray it you get a kiss? " Craig asked shyly,  making Tweek blush and nod. Craig looked up at Tweek for approval as he prepared to spray his knee again. Tweek nodded,  wincing slightly before Craig covered his knee with a plaster.  Craig gently placed a kiss on the plaster,  making Tweek grin happily. " Okay,  only two more" Craig reassured him,  rolling up his sleeve and frowning when he saw old scrapes that his anxious boyfriend kept picking at,  not letting them heal properly. " Well,  good thing I have another pack" Craig thought out loud, spraying a new cut before quickly covering it with a plaster and kissing Tweeks head softly.  " You're doing great Tweeky" He reassured him,  spraying the last scratch and covering it over,  choosing this time to kiss his nose,  giggling when a pink blush errupted from the point he had kissed. " No more spray now" Craig smiled,  pulling out a new box of very colourful plasters.  " Im gonna look like a cake with sprinkles all over me" Tweek frowned as he looked over his scratches. " But you will be an adorable little cupcake" Craig grinned,  making Tweek chuckle. Craig set to work on covering his boyfriend with plasters,  every so often giving them a little kiss to help them heal. " Craig can you imagine what Cartman would say if he saw us right now" Tweek smiled. " Yea but who cares about Mr All I do is eat cheesy poofs and yell at Kyle " Craig laughed, making Tweek snort as he burst into laughter.  " Its funny because its so true" Tweek spluttered between laughs,  his eyes tearing up from the amount of laughing he was doing. The pair both wheezed as they looked at eachother,  the happy expression on their faces making them giddy and encouraging them to laugh harder. Eventually they  stopped,  smiling widely. " I love you Craig" Tweek said happily,  taking Craigs hand in his own freshly dressed one and lacing their fingers together.  " I love you too Tweekers " Craig smiled,  blushing lightly.  " Thank you for this...  I know you didn't have to and I probably would have got infected if you hadn't have helped out " Tweek said gratefully.  " No problem honey,  its what boyfriends are for" He smiled happily.  Suddenly, the pair heard a noise,  their heads instinctively turning towards the source. They both blushed beetroot red when they realised that Craigs parents had been watching them for at least the past ten minutes,  both with adoring expressions on their faces. " GAH! " Tweek yelped as he hid his face in Craigs hoodie,  and Craig shut his eyes tightly and scrunched up his nose when he realised he was never going to live this down.

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