(Start on Peculia Plains. ALEX grabs SARALYN by the collar and pins her to a tree. Everyone else is watching.)
Alex-You raised me to be the Dark Lord?
Saralyn-It seemed like a great idea at the time. I didn't realize I would get duped.
Alex-Did you not think of anyone else? Of how your family would react?
Faith-I missed some shit...
Saralyn-I guess I didn't. I've already apologized. What else do you want me to do, turn back time and change the past?
Alex-Maybe! You could have just said no to that stupid box!
Saralyn-Alex, you gotta understand. Blood is thicker than water.
Alex-You're wrong!
Saralyn-I don't understand...
(Thief DAPH-NII's dagger flies between their faces and lodges itself in a nearby tree.)
Daph-Nii-Can we not have any family drama FOR FIVE MINUTES?!
Saralyn-Oh, uh, sorry...
Alex-The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb. That's the saying. You're not my real mom, anyway. C'mon, Daph-Nii. Let's go.
(He wraps his arm around DAPH-NII's shoulder as they resume walking. DAPH-NII, VICTOR, CAMERON, and ASH-LII lead.)
Alex-Daph-Nii, you're the only person in this family who's really supported me.
Daph-Nii-Thanks. What did you mean "not your real mom"? My mom is your mom, right?
Alex-Not really. You promise not to overreact?
Daph-Nii-I never overreact to anything.
Alex-Cool. I'm adopted.
(DAPH-NII collapses. Everyone else stares at her.)
Alex-You said you wouldn't overreact!
(Opening theme. Cut to a while later. The gang is stopped by three running noses.)
Daph-Nii-First battle of the day. What's it gonna be?
Cameron-More noses. Open your eyes.
(The leaders draw their weapons.)
Daph-Nii-You gotta kill these things fast or else they turn upside-down.
(She attacks.)
Cameron-My turn!
(He whips out his holopad.)
Daph-Nii-If you're gonna do a glitch for a bitch, let me help out!
(She grabs CAMERON's hand. There is a flash of orange light between them.)
Cameron-Okay...Glitch Plus One!
Daph-Nii-You gonna kill it?
(He glitches Nose C.)
Daph-Nii-You not gonna kill it?
Ash-Lii-I'm gonna kill it!
(She attacks Nose C, defeating it.)
Ash-Lii-Ashlee in d houz.
Daph-Nii-Nice, Ash-Lii.
Ash-Lii-Wow!
Victor-Encore, Ash-Lii!
Ash-Lii-OK! (singing) I'm in a good mood and full of energy!
(She prepares to attack.)
Cameron-Lemme help you.
(He douses ASH-LII's fan with acid.)
Ash-Lii-And I got fire from Cameron!
(She attacks Nose B, defeating it and creating an explosion that hits A.)
Ash-Lii-Gonna hit two noses with one blow! Ashlee in d houz!
(Nose A attacks VICTOR.)
Victor-Ouch! Hashlee in d ouch!
Daph-Nii-Victor, you OK?
Victor-I said Hashlee in d ouch.
Faith-Haute couture!
(She squeezes the handle of her pan. The pan lights on fire.)
Faith-FLAMBE!
(She smacks Nose A upside the head, defeating it.)
Faith-Suave!
(They resume walking.)
Daph-Nii-Wow, Faith. You never told me you had fire powers.
Faith-I might have learned a thing or two from the Mages. It really helps for cooking on the go.
Daph-Nii-It's funny 'cause I can do this.
(She sets her hand on fire.)
Daph-Nii-I inherited my powers from my mom.
(ALEX begins to pass her.)
Daph-Nii-Speaking of which...(to ALEX) You never told me you were adopted.
Alex-I didn't feel the need to. You had accepted that I was your brother, so who cares?
Daph-Nii-I cares! That means you're not my brother!
Alex-There are some papers in Mom's palace that say I am.
Daph-Nii-Even so, does that mean I'm adopted, too?
Alex-Nope. You're the sole biological child of the Maven Mage.
Daph-Nii-I thought you inherited your powers from Mom, too. Do your birth parents just happen to be mages?
Alex-I guess so.
(DAPH-NII's face scrunches up.)
Daph-Nii-Eh?
Alex-What is it?
Daph-Nii-Is there something in my pocket?
Alex-That's where you keep everything. I thought you were carrying around two infinite voids on your hips. How can you possibly feel anything in either of them?
(DAPH-NII opens her right pouch and takes out an HP banana.)
Daph-Nii-A banana!
(She takes out a letter.)
Daph-Nii-And there's a letter with it, too.
(She begins reading the letter.)
Hidea-Kii-(voice-only; reading the letter) Dear Daph-Nii, you don't need HP bananas to taste (singing "Sweet Victory" from Spongebob) SWEEEEEET sweet victory! But here's one on the off chance that you do. From Hi-deaky."
Daph-Nii-Aw...Hi-deaky, you're the best friend. I like my battles to be easy, thank you.
(They come across a sign.)
Daph-Nii-Oh, it's just a sign. Let's go left.
(They go left.)
Ella-Look, Ash-Lii! The sun is setting!
Ash-Lii-Shut up.
Daph-Nii-I hope I haven't picked the fiends route. I'm sort of obsessed.
(They are stopped by a rare snurp.)
Daph-Nii-What's that thing? I keep wanting to call it gold, but it's more silver sparkly.
(The leaders draw their weapons. The snurp attacks VICTOR.)
Victor-Ow, my Vic!
Daph-Nii-Your Vic?
Victor-It's short for Victor dick.
Daph-Nii-I personally prefer your Victitties, but okay. I better get rid of this thing quick.
(She kneels down with her dagger.)
Ash-Lii-I'll help you!
Daph-Nii-Alright! This one's for you!
(She whirlwinds it around the snurp.)
Ash-Lii-Hey! I didn't do anything!
Daph-Nii-No, but instead of hitting it three times like I usually do, I added an extra fourth strike in your honor.
Ash-Lii-(sarcastically) Thanks!
(CAMERON attacks the snurp, defeating it.)
Cameron-Done!
(Fade to a while later. DAPH-NII is asleep on the ground. VICTOR is skipping around.)
Cameron-So Victor's skipping around while DAPH-NII's sleeping around.
Ash-Lii-Er, just sleeping.
Junko-Oh, she's sleeping around, all right.
Ash-Lii-Napping.
(DAPH-NII leaps up and begins doing a dance, shocking VICTOR so much that he falls over.)
Daph-Nii-Sike! I got the jump on you!
Victor-WHAT?!
(A few seconds of silence. Then they both burst out laughing.)
Cameron-That's nice...
(Cut to the museum the next morning. CAMERON and ELLA are looking at a painting.)
Ella-This one is wonderful!
Cameron-You think so?
Ella-I guess you either get it or you don't.
Cameron-Do you get it, Ella?
(ELLA turns her nose up.)
Ella-Clearly.
Cameron-Do you, though?
Ella-Wait, what the fuck is this painting?
(Cut to the doorstep of the inn. Everyone is gathered together.)
Victor-So did anyone win me the money for that new outfit?
Saralyn-Sorry. The robot kept getting the jump on me.
Victor-God dammit! How many game tickets do we got left?
Daph-Nii-Calm down, Victor. We can always buy it at the next inn. We need to get going. How's about we keep the same leaders?
Cameron-Alright.
Ash-Lii-Sounds good to me!
Victor-If you say so!
Daph-Nii-Victor, quit sulking around. It's time to set out!
(Cut to Peculia Plains. The gang is walking together. DAPH-NII, VICTOR, CAMERON, and ASH-LII lead.)
Faith-So lemme get this straight: you've been periodically running into this gourmet in different places all over the world, and he just straight-up gives you food?
Daph-Nii-Yeah. Pretty convenient, actually.
Hidea-Kii-The guy himself? Kind of a dick.
Faith-How so?
Hidea-Kii-He's a pompous ass. I should know 'cause he's my half brother.
Faith-How many relatives have you all roped into this journey? (to MOJO) Are you related to anyone here?
Mojo-(raising his eyebrows suggestively) Not yet.
(They are stopped by five peach jellies.)
Daph-Nii-Okay. Yellow jellies.
Faith-They're clearly pink.
Daph-Nii-Long story.
(The leaders draw their weapons.)
Daph-Nii-Now, these things are so weak, I can take 'em in one hit.
(She attacks, defeating Jelly E.)
Daph-Nii-Okay, I got one. That should make it easier for everybody else. Yeet!
Victor-Nice one, Daph-Nii.
Daph-Nii-Wow!
(ANNALISE walks up to CAMERON.)
Cameron-Who's ready for a snort attack?
(He mounts ANNALISE, who snorts on the enemies, defeating Jelly A.)
Cameron-How about that?
Ash-Lii-Let us dance!
(She performs a dance.)
Ash-Lii-Lettuce dance. What if I had, like, a lettuce fan made of lettuce?
(None of the other monsters begin dancing.)
Ash-Lii-Okay, that failed.
(Jelly C attacks DAPH-NII.)
Daph-Nii-Ha!
(Jelly B attacks her as well.)
Daph-Nii-Haha!
(Jelly D attacks CAMERON.)
Cameron-I'm not laughing!
Daph-Nii-That's your own damn fault, you flimsy little bitch!
(VICTOR prepares to attack.)
Daph-Nii-I'll help!
(They both attack, defeating the remaining jellies.)
Victor-Got 'em.
Daph-Nii-Don't forget. I helped you.
Victor-I still got 'em.
(Fade to a while later. They come across a sign with three arrows labeled "Weapons," "Clothes," and "Bananas.")
Daph-Nii-Oh, three signs.
Cameron-There's only one.
Daph-Nii-I didn't need your input.
Ash-Lii-What if we want them all?
Daph-Nii-Let's just go left since that's the way we always go.
(They go left.)
Daph-Nii-Okay, so once, I found this dagger that looked like a fish and might have actually been a fish, and I hope we find that weapon here.
Cameron-I don't think using a fish will get anything done.
Daph-Nii-Are you kidding? It's the ultimate flex of power, being able to beat your enemies with a fish. It's like that one Chuck Norris joke, "Chuck Norris can kill you with a grenade without pulling the pin. He can just beat you to death."
Victor-Dude, I've heard so many Chuck Norris jokes that I can't distinguish them from one another.
(They are stopped by three breads.)
Daph-Nii-Okay, three breads.
Victor-That's all?
Daph-Nii-Yeah, that's all. What, do you want me to give a speech about bread? "O Bread, how I love you so!"
Victor-Let's get this bread?
Daph-Nii-Okay, that's a good one.
(The leaders draw their weapons. DAPH-NII sets a booby trap. CAMERON shakes his flask.)
Cameron-You want summa dis?!
(He sprays acid on the monsters.)
Ash-Lii-I've got the next move!
(She slashes Bread C, defeating it.)
Ash-Lii-Ash-Lii? More like Slash-Lii! Have I made that joke yet? If I haven't, what was I been doing? Ashlee in d houz.
Daph-Nii-Nice, Ash-Lii.
Ash-Lii-Wow!
(ANNALISE walks up to VICTOR.)
Victor-Time to snort the shit out of these breads!
(He mounts ANNALISE, who snorts on the enemies. Bread A tries to attack DAPH-NII but gets shocked by her booby trap.)
Daph-Nii-You FOOL!
(Bread B attacks her.)
Daph-Nii-I guess I'm the fool now.
Faith-Haute couture FLAMBE!
(She lights her pan on fire and smacks Bread B, defeating it.)
Faith-Suave!
Daph-Nii-You just toasted it!
Faith-That wasn't a toast. That was a FLAMBE!
Ash-Lii-Here we go!
(She prepares to attack.)
Daph-Nii-I'll help you!
Victor-Me too!
Ash-Lii-Yeah! Let's do this!
(They all attack Bread A, defeating it.)
Ash-Lii-We just decimated it! TOGETHER! 'Cause we're friends!
(Fade to a while later. The gang is ambushed by two peach jellies and two running noses.)
Daph-Nii-Oh, one more battle? We got two yellow jellies and two noses.
Faith-You have to tell me the yellow jelly story.
Daph-Nii-Later, Faith.
(The leaders draw their weapons. DAPH-NII sets her booby trap.)
Daph-Nii-I need to set booby traps more often. They have low MP cost, and they're just the best.
Cameron-You know what else is the best?
(ANNALISE walks up to him.)
Cameron-THIS!
(He mounts ANNALISE, who snorts on the monsters, defeating Jelly A.)
Cameron-Got one jelly!
Ash-Lii-Let us dance!
Daph-Nii-I'll be your backup dancer.
Ash-Lii-(chuckles) Just don't steal my spotlight, okay?
(They both perform a dance. Nose A begins dancing.)
Daph-Nii-Okay, cool. They don't turn upside-down when they're dancing, which is nice.
(Jelly B tries to attack her but gets shocked by her booby trap and defeated.)
Daph-Nii-GET FUCKED! Booby traps are the best!
(ANNALISE walks up to VICTOR.)
Annalise-This'll get 'em. I'm sure of it.
(He mounts ANNALISE, who snorts on the enemies. Nose B attacks DAPH-NII.)
Faith-Haute couture!
(She cooks up some spicy food and presents it to VICTOR.)
Faith-Dig in!
(VICTOR eats the food. His eyes widen. He breathes fire on Nose A, defeating it.)
Victor-What the hell?! More importantly, why was hell in my mouth?!
Daph-Nii-Back to me, I guess.
(She recharges her booby trap.)
Daph-Nii-This is how I'm attacking now.
(CAMERON attacks Nose B.)
Cameron-And that's how I attack.
Daph-Nii-Really, as long as Victor's on the team, I'm cool.
(Commercial break. Cut to DAPH-NII and CAMERON's room at the inn. DAPH-NII has just turned into a pop star.)
Daph-Nii-That's more like it.
Cameron-What's more like it?
Daph-Nii-I figured it was about time I became a pop star again.
Cameron-But weren't you just a pop star when you fought the yeti?
Daph-Nii-Yeah, and?
(Cut to the movie theater. CAMERON and ASH-LII both have popcorn.)
Ash-Lii-No movie is complete without...
Cameron-Popcorn! That we smuggled in!
(He begins eating his popcorn.)
Cameron-You'll never guess where I hid it.
Ash-Lii-The movie's about to start.
(Fade to during the movie. CAMERON is still eating. ASH-LII just watches in silence.)
Ash-Lii-How do you still have popcorn? Did you get a refill?
(Fade to the end of the movie.)
Ash-Lii-Ahhh, the last kernel. Welp, that was fun.
Cameron-Yeah. Tastiest movie ever.
Ash-Lii-I'm surprised you didn't obliterate that thing during the trailers.
(Cut to the doorstep. Everyone is gathered together. ASH-LII is showing off her new fan.)
Ash-Lii-Ella says it's made of money. Now I can kill with money just like my sister!
Cameron-(sarcastically) Yeah, that's great.
Daph-Nii-Hidea-Kii, do you mind switching out with Victor?
Hidea-Kii-You bet!
Daph-Nii-Alright, let's set out!
(Cut to Peculia Plains. Everyone is standing before a swirling portal.)
Daph-Nii-What is this?
Faith-Apparently, they're all over Peculia.
Daph-Nii-I thought you'd never been here before.
Faith-I haven't. I just wouldn't put it past this place to have things like this all over.
Daph-Nii-I wonder what's on the other side.
Faith-Daph-Nii, no!
(DAPH-NII steps through the portal. On the other side is Peculia Forest, which looks just like the Strange Grove and Wayward Woods from Greenhorne.)
Daph-Nii-Whoa...
(She peeks back through the portal.)
Daph-Nii-It's a forest.
Alex-Aren't we already in a forest?
Daph-Nii-Well, this is, like, a real forest with lots of trees. It almost reminds me of the ones in Greenhorne.
Faith-At least it's not anything dangerous. C'mon, guys. Let's go.
(Cut to Peculia Forest. The gang is walking together. DAPH-NII, CAMERON, ASH-LII, and HIDEA-KII lead.)
Daph-Nii-Oh! This is the forest music from Greenhorne!
Cameron-I don't hear any music.
Daph-Nii-We're back here. We've teleported back to Greenhorne!
(They are stopped by a slorm and four peach jellies.)
Daph-Nii-Wait. It's still got the Peculia battle music.
Cameron-WHAT MUSIC ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!
Faith-This place sure is Peculia.
Daph-Nii-So are we in Greenhorne or not?
(The leaders draw their weapons. ANNALISE walks up to CAMERON.)
Cameron-Take this!
(He mounts ANNALISE, who snorts red fire on the monsters.)
Daph-Nii-Looks like I'll have to do something.
(ANNALISE walks up to her next.)
Daph-Nii-That's not what I was thinking, but okay.
(She does a mounted attack, hitting three of the jellies.)
Ash-Lii-I'll take this one!
(She attacks Jelly C, defeating it.)
Ash-Lii-I destroyed the one who was dancing, right?
Daph-Nii-Nice, Ash-Lii.
Ash-Lii-Wow!
(HIDEA-KII prepares to attack.)
Daph-Nii-I'll help!
(They both attack Jelly D, defeating it.)
Hidea-Kii-You've just been decimated!
Cameron-Can't you guys just go for the big guy?
(Jelly B prepares to attack him.)
Daph-Nii-Cameron, please don't look away. Your defense is crap, your HP is mediocre--
Cameron-Huh?
(He dodges Jelly B's attack.)
Cameron-Thanks.
Ash-Lii-Though we could have done with a bit less belittling.
(Jelly A prepares to attack her.)
Daph-Nii-Ash-Lii, not you too! Now you're distracted!
Ash-Lii-Distracted from what?
(She dodges Jelly A's attack.)
Daph-Nii-I'm so glad my warnings are coming through.
(The slorm attacks her.)
Daph-Nii-Ow. If I were a thief, I would have booby trapped all you fuckers by now.
Faith-Haute couture!
(She cooks up some spicy food and presents it to CAMERON.)
Faith-Dig in!
Cameron-Is it...
Faith-Just eat it!
Cameron-Alright!
(He eats the food. Then his eyes widen. He breathes fire on the slorm, defeating it.)
Cameron-Well, we killed the big guy, but at what cost?
Ash-Lii-Let us dance!
(She performs a dance. Both remaining jellies begin dancing.)
Daph-Nii-Sure. Somehow your thing works and not mine.
Cameron-Don't worry. I'll take care of 'em.
(He shakes his flask. He sprays acid on the jellies, defeating them both.)
Cameron-That's another win, baybee!
(They resume walking.)
Daph-Nii-What is this place? We were just on the plains a moment ago, and now we're here in the forest. We've teleported back to Greenhorne!
Victor-I THINK WE GET IT, DAPH-NII!
Daph-Nii-They really do have everything here! How Peculia! Peculia puns abound in Peculia, along with very many other Peculia things.
(A few moments of silence.)
Daph-Nii-This is the part where one of you makes a witty retort.
Hidea-Kii-Nope, we got nothing.
Daph-Nii-What, no comebacks? No nothing?
Hidea-Kii-Why would we need a fucking comeback? Can't we just walk in peace?
Daph-Nii-No 'cause then it'll get boring.
Hidea-Kii-Maybe I don't want to hear your annoying voice every single moment of the day.
Daph-Nii-Annoying? I'll have you know that I'm a sweet treat. I am a pleasure to be around.
Victor-Oh, dear God.
Hidea-Kii-I send you a banana, and this is the thanks I get? I thought we were good friends!
Daph-Nii-What's the banana got to do with this?
Victor-Please be good friends. Please don't. Oh God. Good thing I'm a pop star who can sing your cares away.
Daph-Nii/Hidea-Kii-THIS DOESN'T CONCERN YOU!
Victor-This is all easily resolvable. I am a pop star.
(They are stopped by two running noses and a donnut touchshroom.)
Daph-Nii-Oh. It's another mushroom.
(The leaders draw their weapons.)
Cameron-I'll take the lead!
(He shakes his flask and sprays acid on the monsters.)
Daph-Nii-Cameron, do you have that speed? I'm learning more and more about my friends every day.
(She prepares to attack.)
Hidea-Kii-Watch it!
Daph-Nii-Aw, come on.
(HIDEA-KII attacks the touchshroom.)
Daph-Nii-I hate it when this happens! Now I'm going to do something about this. (singing) Love and Peace! I guess. Just stop being mad at me. You're making things harder for everyone.
Hidea-Kii-Yeah!
Daph-Nii-I still hate you! Don't get me wrong!
(ASH-LII prepares to attack.)
Cameron-Hold on!
(He douses ASH-LII's fan with acid. She attacks the touchshroom, defeating it and creating an explosion that hits the noses.)
Ash-Lii-Ashlee in d houz.
(HIDEA-KII attacks the Nose A, defeating it.)
Hidea-Kii-Right on the nose!
Daph-Nii-Enough of your stupid puns!
Hidea-Kii-Oh, so you don't want me to talk now?
(Nose B attacks DAPH-NII. FAITH attacks Nose B, defeating it.)
Faith-Suave!
Daph-Nii-Yeah, real fuckin' suave.
(Cut to the museum the next morning. JUNKO is putting her hair back into pigtails.)
Junko-Whew, I was sick of wearing that helmet. I'm glad this outfit doesn't have one.
Mojo-You didn't have to wear the helmet in the first place.
Junko-But it wouldn't match the outfit.
Mojo-Why would you care if it matched the outfit?
Junko-Then again, wearing a helmet doesn't give my hair a chance to breathe.
Mojo-Is she even listening to me?
(Cut to the doorstep. Everyone is gathered together.)
Daph-Nii-Alright, is everyone here?
Trini-Tii-Not everyone. Saralyn's sick, remember?
Daph-Nii-Oh, yeah.
Trini-Tii-How could you forget your own mother is sick? You agreed to share a room with her!
Daph-Nii-It's coming back to me now! Sheesh! Well, she can still come with us, right? I mean, Ash-Lii could when she was sick.
Trini-Tii-Yeah, but Saralyn's old.
Saralyn-(offscreen) Who are you calling old?!
(SARALYN comes marching in.)
Saralyn-Don't think I can't hear you talking shit. I still have a few years left in me!
Daph-Nii-So yeah. She's coming. Trin, you mind switching out with Cam?
Trini-Tii-Alrighty!
Daph-Nii-Sounds good. Let's set out!
(Cut to Peculia Forest. The gang is walking together. DAPH-NII, ASH-LII, HIDEA-KII, and TRINI-TII lead.)
Daph-Nii-(rapping) OK then. Let's go. We're awesome, don't you know? Faith is here, and she's bringing the fear. I'm a rap star.
Trini-Tii-You're pretty laid-back, Daph-Nii.
Daph-Nii-Huh, really? We've known each other for months. You should know that.
Trini-Tii-Well, you always dip into the team's HP bananas.
Daph-Nii-That's 'cause I need to heal! A girl's gotta eat, you know.
Trini-Tii-And you hide behind your teammates.
Daph-Nii-I don't wanna get hit! Hahahahaha!
Trini-Tii-I envy you.
(They are stopped by a running nose.)
Daph-Nii-(rapping) A single nose, don't you know...
(The leaders draw their weapons. TRINI-TII raises her staff. A yellow glyph forms in front of her.)
Daph-Nii-Startin' off with Trini-Tii...
Trini-Tii-Righteous Anger!
(The glyph shoots at the nose, defeating it instantly.)
Daph-Nii-Gets the battle done right away! Yes! Regrets, I have none.
(They resume walking. DAPH-NII is humming/singing to herself.)
Faith-I didn't know you were a cleric.
Trini-Tii-It should be obvious from, you know, the robes.
Faith-Oh. It's just that you're not wearing the hat.
Trini-Tii-The miter? I decided to stop wearing it.
Faith-Ah. It's funny 'cause I learned a thing or two from the Clerics, too.
Trini-Tii-You have?
Faith-Yeah. Why else do you think my food has healing properties? It helps when you're adventuring and get hurt.
(They are stopped by two running noses and a fiend.)
Daph-Nii-Okay, what's next?
Hidea-Kii-I think I'll stand back. This is gonna get ugly.
(He steps back.)
Daph-Nii-HIDEA-KII, WHAT?!
(She sighs. The other leaders draw their weapons. The fiend slashes DAPH-NII, defeating her instantly.)
Daph-Nii-And there I go.
(TRINI-TII growls. ASH-LII starts crying.)
Ash-Lii-Daph-Nii...
(They both attack the fiend, defeating it.)
Trini-Tii-YES! All taken care of, Daph-Nii!
Hidea-Kii-You two need to get your heads screwed on straight. She's not dead.
(He steps forward and dumps the life sprinkles on DAPH-NII. She gets back up.)
Daph-Nii-Oh my gosh, you two are going bonkers.
(TRINI-TII attacks Nose B.)
Daph-Nii-Absolutely bonkers.
(TRINI-TII attacks Nose B again. ANNALISE walks up to DAPH-NII.)
Daph-Nii-Trini-Tii, Ash-Lii, chill. I'm alive. I mean, look at me. I'm fit as a fiddle.
(She mounts ANNALISE, who snorts red fire on the enemies, defeating Nose B.)
Ash-Lii-Shall we?
(She slashes Nose A. HIDEA-KII attacks it next, defeating it.)
Hidea-Kii-Hidea-KIIIIIIIII!
(Fade to a while later. They come across a sign.)
Daph-Nii-Ooh, a sign from the heavens.
Hidea-Kii-But it's on the ground.
Daph-Nii-Let's go left.
(They go left.)
Faith-Not a fan of Trini-Tii's weapon.
Trini-Tii-But that weapon unleashes righteous anger. That's the part I like about it.
(They come across a treasure chest.)
Daph-Nii-Oh, this way has a treasure chest. Don't tell me it has a trap.
(She opens the chest. Inside is some bomble gum.)
Daph-Nii-Okay. Not a trap. Bomble gum.
(Cut to the Al tent that night. FAITH is fast asleep while ALEX is on his phone. DAPH-NII peeks her head through the tent flaps.)
Alex-Hey, Daph-Nii. How goes it?
Daph-Nii-It's alright. I just wanted to apologize for overreacting the other day.
Alex-Overreacting?
Daph-Nii-You know, about how you're adopted. I guess I was wrong. I do kind of overreact. I was just kind of shocked and didn't know how to take it. I mean, are you not really my brother?
Alex-Do you believe I'm your brother?
Daph-Nii-Well, yeah...
Alex-Then why worry about it? I'm your brother. End of story. Who cares if I'm adopted?
Daph-Nii-But your parents...
Alex-I've never known my real parents. Never really wanted to. Mom's the only family I've ever known. Of course, there is the whole selling-me-to-a-dark-spirit part, but I can't deny that she's my mom.
(DAPH-NII slides into the tent.)
Daph-Nii-She's not your only family. You have me. And also Dad.
Alex-I guess I do have a dad, don't I?
Daph-Nii-Yep. I'll take you to meet him when this is all over. You and my stepmom.
Alex-So he remarried?
Daph-Nii-Yeah. How do you think we got Ash-Lii and Ella?
Alex-Ash-Lii and Ella? They're my sisters, too?
Daph-Nii-Well, half-sisters.
(ALEX chuckles.)
Alex-This is one hell of a family.
Daph-Nii-Really is. What's that on your phone?
Alex-Have you ever heard of TikTok?
(Silence. Then DAPH-NII begins scooting out of the tent.)
Alex-Aw, come on, Daph-Nii! It's not that bad!