PLEASE WATCH THE VIDEO WITH EARBUDS!! IT'S SO WORTH IT!! THEN READ THE STORY!!
Btw I changed the names so yee and added some characters.
Aoyama- CanonicallyGay. Mina- AnimeWifu. Tsu- FroppyBitch. Iida- OgSonic. Uraraka- FloatyHoe. Denki- OffbrandPiku. Kirishima- I'mHard. Jirou- AuxCord. Sero- FlexTape. Tokoyami- EdgeLord. Todoroki- ITSYOURPOWER. Hagakure- BestGurl. Bakugou- AngryPom. Izuku- SinnamonRoll. Momo- Goddess.
Dumbasses 2.0
AngryPom: hey, you get my text yet?
Yes. I can read, unlike Jared who is 19 and still can't fucking read.
ITSYOURPOWER: I notice what you did there lmao
AngryPom: I just realized that this is a new group
OffbrandPiku: She changed the names...
CanonicallyGay: Why in the world am I here?
Cuz.
ITSYOURPOWER: why... just why (y/n)?
do you all love your names hehe
SinnamonRoll: Mine makes a lot of sense...
FloatyHoe: Really? All the other girls have good names except me?
AuxCord: Bruh
bruh
EdgeLord: I thought I left the other group.
You did
OgSonic: Not even made tbh
AnimeWifu: You all know it's true
AnimeWifu: I am all of your anime wifus
BestGurl: OMG IM INCLUDED??
YES AND YOU ARE BEST GIRL HAGAKURE I LOVE YOU
BestGurl: YAY!!
FlexTape: O-O
FlexTape: I just saw a sign that said: "Road Work Ahead"...
I'mHard: Uh yea...
OffbrandPiku: I sure hope it does!
We're crackhead squad goals
FloatyHoe: I'm gonna say it...
Auxcord: i don't care that you broke your elbow, Tsu
I'm heading on down to Del Taco!
ITSYOURPOWER: They got a new thing called...
AngryPom: Fresha... FRESHAVACADO!
SinnamomRoll: Ya know, Kacchan. When you hit me it hurts like a buttcheek on a stick.
OgSonic: WATCH YOUR PROFANITY!!
AnimeWifu: Hey can I say something into the mic?
yes only about jesus. do not speak about the homos
CanonicallyGay: HAIL SATAN
EdgeLord:
EdgeLord: didn't know how to quote that so have the vine itself.
Are all of yours about birds?
EdgeLord: Maybe
FroppyBitch: I DONT LIKE THEM PUT CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURN THE FRIGGEN FROGS GAY!
Uraraka: TURN THE FREAKING FROGS GAY! DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?
FroppyBitch: TURN THE FREAKING FROGS GAY!
Hey Tokoyami. Explain this...
EdgeLord: ...
EdgeLord has left the chat
I KNEW IT
(Your contact name has added EdgeLord to the chat)
Ya know... What if I wanna have sex before I get married?
OffbrandPiku: Then I guess you'll just have to be prepared to die?
I'mHard: Bakugou, go put those corndogs back!
AngryPom: YOU CANT MAKE ME DO ANYTHINGG
OgSonic: Can we stop this? You all have homework to do and I can hear you all laughing in your dorms.
YOURE NOT MY DAD
OgSonic: Guess not, goodnight everyone.
AnimeWifu: I JUST GOT VERIFIED ON TWITTER!!
AuxCord: Sure you may be verified on twitter...
FloatyBitch: but are you verified in the eyes of God?
AnimeWifu; You know what! This is disgusting, this is revolting! I spend my life dedicated to our lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, and this is the thanks I get?
You gonna climb in a dryer now?
AnimeWifu: YES
FlexTape: GUYS MY VACCUM IS CHASING ME AGAIN!!
You mean like this?
FlexTape: YESOHGOIJHROEUJHBGOIRHOUGBVJIU
Also, Todo, why didn't you give me a sip of your water?
ITSYOURPOWER: not water
Vodka?
ITSYOURPOWER: Vinegar
Vinegar...?
ITSYOURPOWER: It was vineger, pussy.
ITSYOURPOWER: Oh god... who's playing All Star.
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
SinnamonRoll: ITS YOUR POWER TODOROKI!!
Dabi has joined the chat
Dabi: Our mother burned your face then she left.
Dabi has left the chat
ITSYOURPOWER: I... Why?
ITSYOURPOWER: Why must the world tortue me?
Hey, just remember. Nobody will be able to hate you more than you hate yourself!
AnimeWifu: Anyone else like Sabra?
OffbrandPiku: Cuz Sabra gives you all your daily nutrients like
FlexTape: 0 grams of trans fat!
AND 0MG CHOLESTEROL
AuxCord; I just shaved my eyebrows!
Why?
AuxCord: I DONT KNOW hehe
AngryPom: Let's tell each other secrets!
AngryPom: I'll start...
AngryPom: I hate you.
Yall wanna know what I'm jaming to rn?
AuxCord: Are we thinking the same thing?
Is it this?
AuxCord: OMG YES!!
YASS THE BEST SONG EVER!!
OffBrandPiku: Guys! Look at this question on the homework!
OffbrandPiku: Johnny has 19 bottles of dish soap...
FlexTape: Wait!
FlexTape: Why does Johnny have so much dish soap?!
OffbrandPiku: Mind ya business SERO
EdgeLord:
EdgeLord: Mood
Same bro
we need to just drink vodka together one day
EdgeLord: I second that.
EdgeLord: Ya know what... it's only 2 in the morning and we have school tomorrow... Just come over.
Awesome. Anyone else wanna join us in Toko's dorm?
AngryPom: Me. I need burning alcohol right about now
ITSYOURPOWER: I just need to get drunk
Just neither of you are coming to my dorm tonight you know that right?
AngryPom: no promises
ITSYOURPOWER: i second that
OffbrandPiku: I'm joining!
FloatyBitch: same
EdgeLord: bring your own vodka then! i'm not sharing with a party.
How many bottles? i got a stash in my closet. Also do you want me to bring the good kush?
Edgelord: everyone just bring your stash of anything idc
Alright we're coming ttyl
EdgeLord: see you in a few.
You logged off
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Oof. i finally got bored and wrote a chapter late at night wooo! Welp, enjoy this I guess. Sorry i haven't posted lately since i've been busy with other books but I guess this makes up for it since theres vine hehe. i have gotta sleep so goodnight friends and enjoy yourselves this week of Valentines. Ask your crush out or something idk just take a risk and JUST DO IT!!
btw did you catch all the vines? i hoped you enjoyed getting rickrolled in 8d at the beginning there as well lmao.
YEE YEE IM OUTTIE!!
Date: February, 9, 2020.
Word Count: 882