ace rants

By mr_clean23

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Basically me, an ace person, ranting about stuff, which is mainly my confusion about sexual people More

Celebrity Crushes
๐ŸŒฒ ๐ŸŒณ ๐ŸŒฒ
The bachelor???
HoW cAn YoU nOt WaNt SeX?
Suggestions
I am confusion
Dear The Other,
Riverdale
โœจ๐Ÿ’ฏComing Out Fails๐Ÿ’ฏ โœจ
Sexy
Netflix
SHERLOCK
Things about ace people:
Captain Marvel
Mathing
Squish
Untitled Part 18
Dream
I FOUND THE OTHER
More about me
Nebula
My FREAKING friend
AHHHH
Missing Out
Naruto
Pros and Cons of Being Ace
Thank you, Karen, gtfo
Sooooo
Coming Out Part#2829831029838271823
Yayayayay
Representation
Hecking annoyed
Big oof
Foreshadowing
LGBT can be LGBTQIA+phobic
YEEEEEEE
Camp
The ace ring
YoU hAvEn'T mEt ThE rIgHt PeRsOn YeT
Microlabels
Converse
AGHGDHJJBDJJWDGJ
Back at it again with that confusion
this is basically science
The Big Bang Theory
No in-between
A plethora of dumbasses
Imagine
Stay Safe y'all
Wishlist
THIS WOULD BE SO MUCH EASIER IF I WAS STRAIGHT
Tumblr Aces
I've returned
Sex is great but...
Love
Mee-mees
37+ Questions for Allosexuals
๐Ÿ˜กGATEKEEPERS๐Ÿ˜ก
LiFe HaCk
Answers
Pride
What did I ever do to you, Jesus?
My FaNtAsY
Cousins
Why me
๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ
JESUS WHAT DID I DO I'M SORRY
My classmates acting super ace part 2
The 100
69th part
Minorities
I'm back and I have a problem
Good Omens
More about what the actual fuck
Forum
You can't spell 'oblivious mom' without 'mom'
I'm Back
Leading you on
Fiber-Optic
Riddle me this
๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™
That's unfortunately what she said
Tmi
Social media is H E L P F U L
Stranger Things
Ahahahah reasons I'm immature part 2 and also my am-ace-ing idea
Help me
Go watch it
Turns out I'm more awkward than I thought
You can only have 80 characters in the title
Fox News
Boundaries
Everyone loves P!ATD and he's still underrated
None of your phucking business
I made another story
Miscellaneous things that are all not really related to asexuality, sorry
Those very super extremely brain-scatteringly hot football boys
Dirty???
ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ
Take a hint
Introduction
Common Sense 101
S H E R L O C K
Let's just not acknowledge a fifth of the population
So I nearly shrieked in health today...๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I made an opinion
Sweatshirts
Gender
Pretending
Tbh this is probably the most on brand chapter so far for my book title
I can (try to) be wholesome
I'm just redumping my problem on you, so thanks
Tolerance
GUYS I FOUND OUT WHAT SEXUAL ATTRACTION FEELS LIKE!!!!!!!!
I have an idea
Mint and Health Class
Dom or sub?
The thing about titties
Miscellaneous stuff that's all not really related to asexuality, sorry part #2
FUCK DATING
I have another squish!!!
The Dance
You crush and date for what? Marriage? Pathetic.
Friends with benefits is an allo/allo only thing ig
I don't speak allosexual
Happy ace awareness week!!!!
We're literally not even that different??
Please...I just want friends
I want to believe...
Instagram
We're writing a book!!
We writing a book!! Part 2
We're writing a book!! Part 3
We're Writing a Book!! Part 4
Squishes are a mess
We're writing a book!! Part 5
SHUT UP ABOUT SEX PLEASE AND THANK YOU
Dating?????? and also me just talking about my life :)
So apparently I'm not the only who thought I was gay
Don't take my insecurities to heart please :)
More about Eyal
I don't believe in sexual attraction.
My friend is an insensitive shit and y'all get to hear about it
Turns out Eyal is not only allo, but also sucks
I found the other part 2!!
I have an analogy
More reviews because I almost have a life
โœŒ๏ธโœŒ๏ธโœŒ๏ธ
Asexual Awakening (?)
Reminder :)
Even more about my squish and other relevant and irrelevent things
The only thing less predictable than how much I post is my sleep schedule
Valentines Day
Frozen 2 and JoJo Rabbit and Joker and Detective Pikachu and Dunkirk and Anna
My attempt at psychology
Coronavirus
Whoa. People exist. CRAZY
Things to do on self quarantine !!
More reviews and stuff yay
You get to hear about more of my problems !! (but they're somewhat ace related!)
Advice and affirmations
I will try to keep this story non-partisan I promise
More advice I guess
What does simp mean?
All press is good press except no
I'm sorry, it is just too confusing
Various opinions that don't warrant entire chapters
Part 2 of my idea
Some fun little things
How to help
HAPPY PRIDE MONTH ๐ŸŒˆ ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿฅˆ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿ’œ
More about how to help
people do what?????????????
Another idea!!
Another idea? But this one is much better :)
Judaism
I HAVE AN IDEA (that could actually happen)

I have an idea :)

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By mr_clean23

Okay so I've mentioned overtaking some northern country and turning it into Ace Land before, but then I had a new idea that's a little bit more possible (I don't think the world is ready for us to unleash our magical ace powers yet)

What if we find a small town and just all move to it. Eventually the entire or almost entire town will be inhabited by aces, and we can fill the town council. From there we can vote to name the town Ace Town or something. 

Some things in the town:

-we can have some sort of cool start up so younger aces can come to the town under the guise of an internship (paid of course) 

-There will be a giant fountain in the center with a dragon

-The town is surrounded by a really pretty majestic forest so it has mystic energy

-Maybe the ace camp can be here??

-There will be a really huge cool dog park with free treats and water and open space and dog toys and tunnels and stuff

-Also a sort of cat park? With twirling ribbons and those towers and that kind of stuff

-We'd have an insane education system with really good sex ed (but stepping out for some parts is completely allowed)

-Continuing with the education system, there'd be no limit to the amount of times kids can go to the bathroom and get water



I'm still not entirely sure what our economy would be based on, so thoughts?

Also what jobs would y'all have?

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