Mare: ......then we kissed, and fell in love. That's why you are here.
Cori: You kissed, and then I was born?
Mare: No, I said we—
Clara: No, she said they kissed, fell in love, and that's why you're here.
Cori: But how was I born?
Shade: Kilorn says men give their wives babies. Is it like buying babies from a store?
Mare: No. It's, well.....
Clara: Mom says that men stick something in a woman's tummy, and that is the baby.
Shade: How does a man stick a baby in their wife's tummy?
Clara: Mom says that men put something inside—
Mare: Okay! No more of that talk.
Shade: But what does—
Cori: What do men put inside—
Mare: Will you look at the time, I have to go to work!
Cal, walking into the living room: Didn't you say that this was your day off?
Shade: Daddy, what does a man put inside a woman?
Cal: Where did you get that idea?
(Shade looks at Clara, then she gets a glare from Cal)
Clara: What? My mom told me.
Mare: It doesn't mean you should tell everybody you know.
Clara: I'm not telling you, though.
Cal: That's because—
Clara: You knew. Right?
Shade: Where's my toy?!? I left it right here!
Mare, relieved: It's right here.
And that does it for the funny. I don't think I did very well.
But anyway, I lost my iPad for a few days, then freaked out, then found it, hence why I posted this.
This is the third writer typing, and have a good day🙂