South park oneshots

By SpacemanParker

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A bunch of gay ass oneshots basically. So far it contains: Bunny, Creek, Kyman, Style, Stylenny, Stutters... More

Bunny - Soft hair and warm hugs
Kyman - Maybe I don't hate you
Creek - I won't let them hurt you
Stylenny - Fuck you Eric
Stutters - I think you're pretty swell
Jyle - Can I have this dance?
Kyman - Im fine kyle
Tyde - Do you think bugs can smile?
Bunny - It means a lot
Tyde - You will never know
Stutters - All better?
Bunny - More than words can say
Bunny (Mysterion x Majorine) - Ducks and daisy chains
Style - Can we pretend that didnt happen?
Creek - Wanna make a blanket fort?
Kyman - Im so sorry
Bunny - Professor Chaos x Mysterion
Creek - How about that Slushie?
Stylenny - Bon appetite!
Style - Hypothetically
Style - Red solo cup
Creek - How did you know
Bunny - All I want for Christmas
Bunny - My hero
Kyman - Matching bruises
Kyman - Spoken like a love confession
Style - Will you be my boyfriend?
Creek - Surprises
Style - Trust me
K2 - What?
Creek - I'll have a black coffee
Bunny - Girls night
Style - What would you say
Creek - Happy anniversary
Creek - I miss my spaceman
Bunny - Im here buddy
Tyde - Im not tired
Stylenny - The best birthday
Bunny - Good times with weapons (part 2)
Cryle - Just tell him
Kyman - Unlikely pair
Bunny - Smile
Style - Me too
Bunny - Guardian angel
Creek - Coffee Shop
Kyutters - Knock it off fatass
Bunny - Can we do it again?
Cryle - The hot friend
Style - Finally
Style - You're drunk Stan
Bunny - Weird Orange Chicken
Bunny - It really is
Kyman - Thank you
Cryle - The hot friend ( part 2)
Crenny - I need you
Stylenny - Big pile of cute
Stutters - I think I like you
Kyman - Thats gay
Bunny - Milk
Cryle - Just coffee
Bunny - The perfect photo
Creek - Second ever kiss
Crenny - Better make today count then
Bunny - I trust you Kenny
Tyde - Sleepover
Creek - Kiss it better
Style - The start of something perfect.
Style - Like this?
Jimtim - Need a ride?
Kyman - The coon ( part 1)
Bunny - Squishy
Style (Kite x toolshed) - Emergencies only
Kyman - The coon ( Part 2)
Twenny - One bean at a time
Twenny - THE LASAGNE
Steek - On the house
Scutters - We don't need the others
Bunny - Luckiest person in the world
Bratters - More than just a best friend
Creek - Fuck it
Tyde - It wont smell the same
Bunny - Care to dance?
Kyman - I knew you loved me
Creek - Beans
Stylenny - So much for unpacking
Twutters - First date
Kyman - Truth or dare
Kyman - Worth it
Staig - Mario Kart with a demon
Cryde - I'm taken?
Carters - Nothing to you
Bunny - Is that a yes?
Cryle - I think I'd like that
Karen x Tricia - Operation Taren
Dip - It was perfect
Twutters - Toothache
Trenters - Im not going to let anyone hurt you
Tyde - Why would you ever kiss me
Bendy - But I love it
Fike- Dont let it go to your head
Stylenny - That's what you get
Kenman - You're cute
K2 - Crush
Stolovan - The exception
Kyman - His fatass
Stenny - Everything
Kenman - Pudgy marshmallow
Style - I love you too dumbass
Jimtim - One letter meant the world
Style - You
Creek - Five more minutes of hugs
Stanman - When you put it like that
Stylenny - Waffles?
Style - I love you ok?
Staig - Braceface
Style - Forever
Creek - He did warn you
Creek - Second cutest guy
Tyde - What i want
Kenman - I want to marry the Princess
Creek - Tiny Snakes
Creek - Last one upstairs
Tyde - If I was a worm
Style - Bad day?
Creek - Need help, come quick.
Tyde - Me neither
Bunny - I love you too Buttercup
Dip - Never be alone again
Jyle - This was nice
Cryle - Coffee and homework?
Bunny (Chaos x mysterion)- Maybe villains can have happy endings
Bunny - Blueberry?
Gregstophe - A brand new shovel
Fike - I'll curse you
Twenny - The ant and the fly
Bunny - Not so alone afterall
Fike- Cute goth boyfriend
Cryde - The right motivation
Kyman - Good enough
Jyle - Replaceable
Crutters- Soulmate au
Bunny - M'lady
Bunny - True loves kiss
K2 - Apple
Style - Last Name
Bunny - Cold hotpockets

Bunny - Good Times with weapons

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By SpacemanParker

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Kenny's heart dropped and rose in his throat at the same time. He couldn't breathe and everything was blurry except for the small little boy in front of him, the blood dripping from his eye, and the ninja star he had thrown. Kenny had done this. Kenny had hurt Butters. Tears filled Leos eyes as he stood there in shock, his slight swaying enough to make Kenny sprint to his side, catching him before he fell and cradling him in his arms. " Buttercup fuck, im so sorry, oh my god" Kenny spluttered through his own tears that were forming as Butters began to cry loudly when the pain hit him. " Oh shit dude" Cartman said shocked as he realised that if Butters turned up with a weapon in his eye they were all grounded. "Butters! Oh my God! Oh, dude! It's stuck in his eye! " Stan said inspecting the wound from a safe distance. They gathered around the two boys. " What the hell did you do that for, Kenny?! " Kyle shouted, his tone sounding merely annoyed. " I.. I didn't me-" Kenny coughed through tears while listening to his best friends cries. " Oh man! We are in serious trouble!" Kyle began, before Kenny snapped at him. " THATS ALL YOU FUCKING CARE ABOUT. LEO IS HURT AND YOU'RE JUST THINKING ABOUT YOURSELVES. GET AWAY FROM HIM. " He screamed, making his friends step back defensively. "Guys, meeting over here for a second? " Eric said through gritted teeth, dragging Stan and Kyle with him so that they were out of earshot, leaving Kenny with Leo curled up in his arms. " It hurts ken! " Butters sobbed loudly, his doey blue eyes staring into Kennys. Even filled with tears they were the most beautiful things Kenny had ever seen, he just wished with all of his heart that one didn't have a shirikun lodged in it. " Shhh.. Its okay Leo, just breathe" He said gently, stroking the boys soft blonde hair in an attempt to calm him down. "But I... But I... But I can't see nothin'. I gotta go to the hospital! " Butters sniffled, making Kenny's chest heavy with guilt. " Hey its okay butterfly, I'll take you to the hospital, you're going to be okay, everything's okay. " He replied calmly in a hushed voice, that seemed to steady Leos breathing. " Butterfly, I like it when you, call me that. " Leo said through sniffles as he held back the larger tears that stung his eye more than it already was stinging. " Okay then Butterfly, you ready to start moving? We gotta get you to your parents. " Kenny said gently, the panic he was hiding and concern for his friend strong enough to stop the blush that threatened to cover his face. Butters nodded slowly as Kenny lifted him up bridal style, the way that the small boy clung to his neck filling his chest with a strange warmness. " Woah Kenny where are you going dude" Eric asked fearfully, walking back over to the pair. " Im taking him home so that his parents can take us to the hospital. " Kenny stated in a stern voice. " No Kenny thats fucking dumb, his parents see a star in his eye they're gonna know we we're playing with weapons, how long do you think until they tell our parents? " Eric said. " Do you honestly think that I give a crap? Butters needs a doctor. " Kenny said, attempting to walk away before Cartman grabbed his arm tightly. " look Kenny I know your family is poor so they won't care, but me Stan and Kyle? We're litterally dead if our mums find out. " Kenny ripped his arm from Eric and began walking away with a scowl plastered to his face. Kyle, Stan and Eric shared a look of fear, before following the pair hesitantly. " Come on Kenny.. You know if we take him to the hospital, they're gonna find out what happened" Kyle pleaded. "Whoa, I'm getting woozy. " Butters groaned from Kennys arms, making the other blonde feel sick to his stomach. " Its okay Leo, you're gonna be fine, Kenny's got you" He said, earning a weak smile. "Shut up, Butters " Eric snapped, before turning to
Stan. " Stan, you got any idea's on how to stop this fucker ruining our lives? " " How about we take him to the vet? " Stan suggested, making Kenny stop walking. " Here's how it's gonna happen, I take the blame, I deal with the consequences, you three go back to being shitty people and Leo gets the help he needs, got it? " He said firmly, making it very clear that his mind was made up. " Whatever dude it's your ass" Stan grumbled, pulling Kyle away with him. " Whatever, this has been too much stress for one day, so as long as I dont have to deal with the consequences, screw you guys, im going home. " Eric chimed, pulling out a bag of cheesy poofs and stuffing a handful into his mouth before stomping off towards his house. Kenny took a deep breath and forced his legs towards Leos house as fast as he could, ignoring the sharp pain shooting in his side from running so fast. The whole way to Butters home he was whispering soothing words that reassured the small boy, and even if they meant that Kennys aching lungs were left screaming for oxygen when they stopped, he needed to say them. He had to do everything he could to make Leo okay, even if it hurt him. He slammed open the door and screamed to Mrs Stotch who was sitting on the sofa. " CALL AN AMBULANCE" His voice came out hoarse and he was pretty sure he was surviving purely on adrenaline as he desperately tried to make sure Leo would be ok. " BUTTERS! YOU ARE SO GROUNDED! " Kenny heard Leos dad shout before his vision started to go dim and his knees hit the floor with a crack. The noises around him melted into one long droning note as his eyes began to close, and the last thing he felt was someone take Leo from his arms and then the cold hard floor hitting his own face as he collapsed from exhaustion. Leo was going to be okay.

Anyone want a part two? Btw Kenny has only fainted he's fine.

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