ace rants

By mr_clean23

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Basically me, an ace person, ranting about stuff, which is mainly my confusion about sexual people More

Celebrity Crushes
๐ŸŒฒ ๐ŸŒณ ๐ŸŒฒ
The bachelor???
HoW cAn YoU nOt WaNt SeX?
Suggestions
I am confusion
Dear The Other,
Riverdale
โœจ๐Ÿ’ฏComing Out Fails๐Ÿ’ฏ โœจ
Sexy
Netflix
SHERLOCK
Things about ace people:
Captain Marvel
Mathing
Squish
Untitled Part 18
Dream
I FOUND THE OTHER
More about me
Nebula
My FREAKING friend
AHHHH
Missing Out
Naruto
Pros and Cons of Being Ace
Thank you, Karen, gtfo
Sooooo
Coming Out Part#2829831029838271823
Yayayayay
Representation
Hecking annoyed
Big oof
Foreshadowing
LGBT can be LGBTQIA+phobic
YEEEEEEE
Camp
The ace ring
YoU hAvEn'T mEt ThE rIgHt PeRsOn YeT
Microlabels
Converse
AGHGDHJJBDJJWDGJ
Back at it again with that confusion
this is basically science
The Big Bang Theory
No in-between
A plethora of dumbasses
Imagine
Stay Safe y'all
Wishlist
THIS WOULD BE SO MUCH EASIER IF I WAS STRAIGHT
Tumblr Aces
I've returned
Sex is great but...
Love
Mee-mees
37+ Questions for Allosexuals
๐Ÿ˜กGATEKEEPERS๐Ÿ˜ก
LiFe HaCk
Answers
Pride
What did I ever do to you, Jesus?
My FaNtAsY
Cousins
Why me
๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ
JESUS WHAT DID I DO I'M SORRY
My classmates acting super ace part 2
The 100
69th part
Minorities
I'm back and I have a problem
Good Omens
More about what the actual fuck
Forum
You can't spell 'oblivious mom' without 'mom'
I'm Back
Leading you on
Fiber-Optic
Riddle me this
๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™
That's unfortunately what she said
Tmi
Social media is H E L P F U L
Stranger Things
Ahahahah reasons I'm immature part 2 and also my am-ace-ing idea
Help me
Go watch it
Turns out I'm more awkward than I thought
You can only have 80 characters in the title
Fox News
Boundaries
Everyone loves P!ATD and he's still underrated
None of your phucking business
I made another story
Miscellaneous things that are all not really related to asexuality, sorry
Those very super extremely brain-scatteringly hot football boys
Dirty???
ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ
Take a hint
Introduction
Common Sense 101
S H E R L O C K
Let's just not acknowledge a fifth of the population
So I nearly shrieked in health today...๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I made an opinion
Sweatshirts
Gender
Pretending
Tbh this is probably the most on brand chapter so far for my book title
I can (try to) be wholesome
I'm just redumping my problem on you, so thanks
Tolerance
GUYS I FOUND OUT WHAT SEXUAL ATTRACTION FEELS LIKE!!!!!!!!
I have an idea
Mint and Health Class
Dom or sub?
The thing about titties
Miscellaneous stuff that's all not really related to asexuality, sorry part #2
FUCK DATING
I have another squish!!!
The Dance
You crush and date for what? Marriage? Pathetic.
Friends with benefits is an allo/allo only thing ig
I don't speak allosexual
Happy ace awareness week!!!!
We're literally not even that different??
Please...I just want friends
I want to believe...
Instagram
We're writing a book!!
We writing a book!! Part 2
We're writing a book!! Part 3
We're Writing a Book!! Part 4
Squishes are a mess
We're writing a book!! Part 5
SHUT UP ABOUT SEX PLEASE AND THANK YOU
Dating?????? and also me just talking about my life :)
Don't take my insecurities to heart please :)
More about Eyal
I don't believe in sexual attraction.
My friend is an insensitive shit and y'all get to hear about it
Turns out Eyal is not only allo, but also sucks
I have an idea :)
I found the other part 2!!
I have an analogy
More reviews because I almost have a life
โœŒ๏ธโœŒ๏ธโœŒ๏ธ
Asexual Awakening (?)
Reminder :)
Even more about my squish and other relevant and irrelevent things
The only thing less predictable than how much I post is my sleep schedule
Valentines Day
Frozen 2 and JoJo Rabbit and Joker and Detective Pikachu and Dunkirk and Anna
My attempt at psychology
Coronavirus
Whoa. People exist. CRAZY
Things to do on self quarantine !!
More reviews and stuff yay
You get to hear about more of my problems !! (but they're somewhat ace related!)
Advice and affirmations
I will try to keep this story non-partisan I promise
More advice I guess
What does simp mean?
All press is good press except no
I'm sorry, it is just too confusing
Various opinions that don't warrant entire chapters
Part 2 of my idea
Some fun little things
How to help
HAPPY PRIDE MONTH ๐ŸŒˆ ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿฅˆ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿ’œ
More about how to help
people do what?????????????
Another idea!!
Another idea? But this one is much better :)
Judaism
I HAVE AN IDEA (that could actually happen)

So apparently I'm not the only who thought I was gay

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By mr_clean23

I came out to one of my friends today (Eyal) and he basically said "yeah I thought so" which was fine because intricacies or friendship, you know? But so anyway, apparently he thought I was gay for a while because I have "lesbian energy"? And I have another ace friend who apparently also has lesbian energy, so like what? 

I think it's because people probably do stuff that isn't obvious when they aren't attracted to the gender they would be if they were straight, and none of us are really about getting that dick. And then people don't really consider asexuality because asexuals existing in real life??????? We literally don't.

ALSO I do student congress, and I'm the only girl with more than ten guys, and all of them except Eyal act  a g g r e s s i v e l y  straight. I get along with them all pretty okay, but if I ever raise my hand for them to throw me something, and they don't, there's always one kid that goes ThAt'S sExIsT, and they make those jokes like DoN't AsSuMe ItS gEnDeR and stuff. Like stfu, y'all are not funny. 

So as I said, Eyal's there, and he's the only one there who's chill, so naturally I talk to him far more than anyone else. And as it turns out these wearing-shorts-in-20-degrees shit heads keep saying we're dating and now refer to Eyal solely as my boyfriend.

And then today Eyal proved that there are far less asexuals in the world than 1 in a 100 (and he had facts and sources and all that, and he's just ridiculously smart so I trust everything he says), so I was upset about that because most likely I'm the only ace in my grade, and then all the Straight Guys were constantly going on about how we were dating, and it was not a fun time.

On a different note, I WILL write the story, I've just been super busy, but I'll have the first few chapters done soon enough. Should I post them on here or make a new book for them?


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