Wei Wuxian and Lan WangJi were in Caiyi town, shopping for random things, "Lan Zhan?" Wei Wuxian hugs Lan WangJi's arm and smiles at him.
Lan WangJi looked down at his husband, "En?!"
Wei Wuxian giggles, "I want some new clothes!" He winks at him.
Lan WangJi smiles, "En!"
Wei Wuxian grabs his hand and drags him to a stall with clothing, "Why are you resisting so much, you're so hard to drag~!" Wei Wuxian complains, and pouts.
Lan WangJi sighs, "Wei Ying! You're making a scene!" His ears turns red.
Wei Wuxian smirks at him, "Ehh~? Why is my dear hubby embarrassed? Everyone knows that we're together in our home town! We can hold hands if we want~!"
Lan WangJi looks away as if he was avoiding his desire to love his husband, "never mind!"
Wei Wuxian laughs, "Teasing you is so fun~!" The get to the stall and greet the old couple who runs the stall.
"Good afternoon, my dears, it's been awhile since you guys have bought anything from here! Well, Hanguang-Jun's brother brings Lan Xian here often. What would you like?" The old woman smiled gently at them.
Wei Wuxian bowed to her and smiled, "Ah! We've been busy! You know having to do cases of hauntings and all! I would like to buy some new clothes, maybe something of a different color for once, you said once that I would look good in something just red!"
Lan WangJi looked at him in shock, "You want something other than your usual?! You do look good in anything though!"
Wei Wuxian blushed furiously, 'did he just flirt with me?!!! In... in front of.... people!!!!!'
The old lady giggled, "oh my! You two are such a good couple!" She walks over to the men's section of clothing and pulls out several different outfits.
Wei Wuxian looked at one that had a slit on the side, "Um... isn't that a woman's dress?! But I like it... it's just that... I probably shouldn't go out in woman's clothing!"
The old lady giggled, "It'll look good on you! And this can be for both... you would really stand out with this... you're so beautiful. Oh and your husband is too..."
Wei Wuxian looked at Lan WangJi to see what he thought, and instantly regretted looking over, "Yes, we'll take it!"
'Damn him! Getting hard at a time like this!!!! Gahhhh! What the fuck is he imagining about me now?!!!' Wei Wuxian blushed furiously.
Lan WangJi looked at Wei Wuxian, "You make it so obvious!"
Wei Wuxian grits his teeth, "How shameless can you be in public?! I'm supposed to be the shameless one in this relationship!!!" He puts a hand in Lan WangJi's robes and takes the money pouch out and pays for the clothes.
The old lady waved them goodbye, "Come by again more often!!!"
Wei Wuxian waves back at her, when they were out of the town on the mountain to the gates of the cloud recesses only then, did Wei Wuxian scold him.
"Look at you!!! Flirting with me in public!!! Geez! And how embarrassing, now she knows what you think about!!!" Wei Wei Wuxian pouts at him.
Lan WangJi sighs and walks towards his shorter partner, "I didn't mean to make you feel embarrassed! Forgive me! Wei Ying!"
Wei Wuxian gets on his tippy toes and kisses Lan WangJi's lips, "I forgive you!"
"Senior Wei and Hanguang-Jun, k-I-S-S-I-N-G!" The juniors all said as they were waiting with Freyja, Yu shi and Tudishen by their sides.
Wei Wuxian freezes and blushes, "SHUTUP you brats! Teasing me!!!! Can't I have a nice date with him without your interruptions!!!!"
Yu shi and Tudishen gawked at him, "Wow! You're very... shameless!!!" They said in unison.
Freyja hit them in the head, "You're such a good parent, young master Wei!"
Wei Wuxian rubbed the back of his head, "Hehe! Thanks! Before we leave I'm going to change into a different outfit! Come on Lan Zhan!"
Lan WangJi tries not to look at Wei Wuxian's ass, "En!"
In the jingshi:
"Do you think this will be okay?" Wei Wuxian looks at the one with the slit.
Lan WangJi hugs him from behind and undoes his sash, helping him out of the clothes he's wearing right now, "it'll be fine!!"
Wei Wuxian trembled, "You just want to see me wear it because it turns you on!"
Before Lan WangJi could touch him intimately he moves from his grasp and puts on the outfit, he then puts on tights to cover his bare legs, and puts back on his sash and boots.
Wei Wuxian looks at his self in the mirror and notices he looks like a woman, "I look like a woman!" He blushed
Lan WangJi cups his chin and kisses him, "You don't!"
Wei Wuxian smiled at him and dragged him out side, where the others were waiting.
Freyja stares at him intently, "You... look nice!!!"
The outfit was completely red, with black embroidery, the slit came up to Wei Wuxian's hip, "Thanks!" He blushed.
Jiang Cheng drags him over and whispers, "He let you get this?!!!"
Wei Wuxian was pissed, "The lady said it was men's and women's wear!"
Jiang Cheng facepalms, "I think she was just thinking you would look slutty in it!"
Wei Wuxian pushes him away, "Slutty?! Who's slutty?!!!"
Jiang Cheng sighs, "You are!! You take the woman's role in bed!!!"
Wei Wuxian was flabbergasted, "Like you can talk!!!! And I'm not slutty!!!! Lan Zhan, am I slutty?!"
He instantly regretted his question, he knew the answer from the bottom of his heart, "..." Lan WangJi looked away and blushed, he sighs, "Yes!"
Wei Wuxian was devastated, getting called slutty by his husband was something he never thought he would be called.
Jiang Cheng snorted, and couldn't hold his laughter anymore, "Hahahaha! You just got called a slut by your own husband!"
Wei Wuxian's face turned completely red, "SHUTUP!!!! Children are here!!!"
Yu shi and Tudishen both couldn't take it any longer with their bickering, "SHUTUP both of you or I'll make it rain!!!" Yu shi yelled.
Wei Wuxian walked back to his husband in shame, "So, I guess I'm your slut then!" Wei Wuxian whispered.
Tudishen who has super hearing blushed intensely, "I can hear you you know!"
Wei Wuxian blushed, "Please don't repeat!"
Tudishen was about to say it when Freyja covered his mouth, "Think of the children's ears! We can talk about this when we're not with them!"
Wei Wuxian sighed, "Thanks Freyja!"
Freyja giggled, "I am the god of fertility after all!"
"miss! What does fertility mean?!" One of the little boys asked her he reached up to hold her hand.
She smiled and took his little hand, then she picked him up, "Well... young master Wei, is it alright?"
Wei Wuxian nodded at her, "Not explicit though!"
Freyja laughed, "Oh my! Well! Before I start, what's your name?"
The boy looked at her, she has red curly hair, with brown, round eyes, and red lips, with rosy cheeks, "Lan Jung!"
Freyja looked at Wei Wuxian, "So, he's not biologically related right?"
Wei Wuxian shook his head, "He's a cousin, of my children!"
Freyja smiles at Lan Jung, "That's a lovely name! Your parents must be very proud to have you! Well, when couples have a hard time having children, they come to my temple and pray for my assistance. So basically I help the woman get pregnant! Now I look back, you're one of those children that has parents like that. Nice couple!"
Lan Jung smiles at her, "You're pretty miss! When you're a god, do you have to eat?"
Freyja giggles, "We have to eat just like humans do! I see that you're tired, how about you take a nap while I carry you?" She winks at him.
He snuggles his head into her nape and falls asleep, "Let's go!" She whispers.
Wei Wuxian looked at her in awe, "Freyja, how'd you get him to go to sleep?! I normally can't get him to!" He whispers to her.
"I used a sleeping spell! Shhh!" Freyja admits.
Wei Wuxian smirks, "You should come babysit some!"
Freyja looked at him and smirked, "You just want alone time with mister junk in his pants over there, no wonder you fell in love!" She whispered to him.
Wei Wuxian blushed, "You watch! You're weird!" He whispered back.
Tudishen blushed and trembled because of his super hearing, 'Why does Freyja have to be so shameless and that mortal too!"
(Hope you liked! Freyja is so shameless! 😂
Poor Tudishen and his super hearing! He can hear things he never wishes to!
And yu shi is just a stupid boyfriend who is clueless of what's going on! 😂)